WilsonTurner

Post Your Pikcha

Post Your Pikcha

d'oh! I'm NOT an eagle--what? No, no that's not a feather sticking out of my hair, nope, not at all *brushes away the evidence* noooope I don't know what you're talking about!

@RomanAria

/me holds up a feather
Guess where I found dis un

@WilsonTurner
HOWD YOU KNOW I WAS DUTCH!!!!!! Are you stalking me? <3 that's so sweet <3

@Smiter19

Nope. I'm just psychic.

Cancel my appointments, I've been sold into slavery.

Aulfr just watched her suit up and get ready to head out. It wasn't the first time he wondered if he was losing something by this- if he should just be the traditional powerhungry asshole, beat her into submission, and then use her for whatever he wanted until she was all used up- and then toss her to go do the laundry. But no- she could be a great advantage, and the rumors that'll start circulating that people just die after crossing him will be very useful.

So he waved her out, before sitting back to sharpen his sword.

~-+( Three and a half days later- Sunset )+-~

Aulfr lay on his bed, waiting another night for his pet to return to him. This time tomorrow, he'll call for her head, but for now, he as content to wait. Three casks of fresh spiced cider- right imported from some ship that was raided- lay stacked next to his bed. The alcohol was barely noticeable to him; he drank practically straight alcohol, sometimes, when he really needed to stay awake.

So he lounged there, waiting for his pet to barge in through window or door. He honestly wasn't sure which; he didn't quite know if she was the dramatic kind, though she did put on quite the performance at the feast, with the jumpy-snappy thingy she did.

Ardanics can fight, it looked. Hopefully she's the odd one out, and the rest are all pansies.

He swung his sword around, drinking from a mug in the other. Damn, this cider is good. The top cask was already empty; he was just starting on his second. He had gotten them yesterday. Plenty of time to drink.

You are sitting in the back of a cop car with the avatar above... (Game)

Wait... we're arrested?

You are sitting in the back of a cop car with the avatar above... (Game)

/me corrects @Ryuzaki

According to quantum physics, I can be in two places at once. According to science, I can be something else.

According to me, therefore, I can be two things at once.

/me throws bottle of acid at him

Men vs. Women Race to 1000

+1

You are sitting in the back of a cop car with the avatar above... (Game)

/me pouts because he is the pillow through science.

/me is also the accordion.

Men vs. Women Race to 1000

+1

You are sitting in the back of a cop car with the avatar above... (Game)

@Keyguyperson
/me is invincible, and unkillable

@January
/me has pristine complexion. It is exactly the same color, as if filled in with MS Paint.

@HaleyTheRandom
/me asks, "Why must you kill meeeeee"

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/me explodes in a burst of acid.