Recent Statuses

3 mos ago
Current Even I think that band sucks, and they're in the trashy genres I listen to.
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3 mos ago
Draining a massive Pumpkin Spice Latte. Don't @ me.
3 mos ago
I've developed a head-canon that Mahz was kidnapped by Kyrgyzstani rebels while on vacation abroad. Recently, he escaped by using nothing but his wit and is fleeing on foot.
4 mos ago
"Doctor, I can't feel my legs!" "That's because your arms have been blown off."
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4 mos ago
I hear voices... But I ignore them and just carry on killing.
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You can call me James, if you like. I'm 26 and married. My wife and I are the hapless slaves of four demonic budgies and a betta fish. Seriously, they live like royalty. I'm a Northerner, through and through. I was born in Scotland, but my family relocated to Canada when I was very young. I tried uni in England, but it didn't pan out. I now live in lovely Toronto. If you're in the neigbourhood, you'll catch me at a Leafs or Jays game for sure.

My roleplay interests vary; ranging from anime and video game fandoms, to modern realism, to historical fiction, to fantastical tales of monsters and magic. Interesting characters & intriguing plots always catch my fancy... as do enthusiastic and involved partners. I do my best to respond every day, and I will always inform you of an extended absence.

I have struggled with major depression and substance abuse for over a decade. Though I have turned a corner in my life, I still wish to assist those in need. If you just need to talk or vent about something, feel free to shoot me a PM. I will do my best to help or listen at the very least.

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I'm tempted to join as a trainer with a team of six Pokémon. Will this be taking place in an established region or somewhere of your own creation?
Lezz go!

An oldie but a goodie.

You know I had to do it to 'em.

Still room
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