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7 days ago
Current CK2 is love. CK2 is life.
20 days ago
Some of you genuinely enjoy Big Bang Theory, and it shows.
2 mos ago
"Doctor, I can't feel my legs!" "That's because your arms have been blown off."
2 mos ago
Banned in Commander only, because every non land card already has a different name by rule. Every blue/red deck could run it as an extra card, in theory.
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2 mos ago
I feel so attacked it should be considered attempted murder. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


You can call me James, if you like. I'm 27, live in Toronto (EDT), am fluent in Québécois French (Câlisse, farme ta criss ta yeule tabarnak!) and English (obviously), diagnosed bipolar and Borderline, and that's just the good stuff. I used to have a much more descriptive and personal bio, but then I realised no one gives a fuck.

My roleplay interests vary greatly: ranging from anime and video game fandoms; to gritty, modern realism; maybe painstakingly accurate historical fiction; or fantastical tales of monsters and magic. Interesting, multi-layered characters & intriguing, unpredictable plots always catch my fancy... as do enthusiastic and involved partners. I do my best to respond every day, and I will always try to inform you of an extended absence.

I've been doing this 16 years. I was on the old guild under the name AClockworkOrange, but I lost access to that email address and could not import it from the other site. You'd think the experience would improve my writing ability. The jury is still out on that one.

Go Leafs!


P.S.: Misusing affect and effect is a pet peeve of mine. Watch yourself! XD XD

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Welcome back, kinsman! Enjoy your stay!
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This fucking banger.

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