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20 hrs ago
"I'm the youngest of three. My parents are both older."
3 days ago
"Effort and golf don't go together. A golf club should be held like a wand, and a golf swing should be executed like a dance move. When I golf, it's like stuffing a hyena in a garbage bag."
3 days ago
Je dirai ce que je veux. Je m'en câlisse.
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5 days ago
"I love jokes about kids with leukemia. They never get old."
9 days ago
''I am not violent. I am not malicious. I am a result.''


You can call me James, if you like. I'm probably older than you think. I live in an exurb of Toronto, Ontario, Canada called Burlington (EST, UTC-5). I may randomly speak/swear in Canadian French. It's like a tic. If there's some sort of invented language in a roleplay, I most always use that as the basis. I'm one of those weird nerds that also loves sports of all types (I'd better. It's literally my job to watch them, and it keeps me very busy). I used to have a much more descriptive and personal bio.... Mais tu t'en tabarnak.

My roleplay interests vary greatly: anime and video game fandoms; gritty, modern realism; maybe historical fiction; or fantastical tales of monsters and magic. I wouldn't say no to a clever combination of any of those! Interesting, multi-layered characters & intriguing, thought-out plots always catch my fancy... as do enthusiastic and involved partners. If I am not currently interested in what you specifically state that you're craving, you probably won't hear from me -- even if something else you have listed is what I want to play. I do my best to respond every day, and I will always try to inform you of an extended absence.

I've been doing this 17 years. I was on the old guild under the name AClockworkOrange, but I lost access to that email address and could not import it from the other site. You'd think the experience would improve my writing ability. The jury is still out on that one.

Go Leafs!


P.S.: Misusing affect and effect is a pet peeve of mine. Watch yourself! XD XD

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Oh, Michael...

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Anyways, how 'bout A Genuine Classic?

Djent is love. Djent is life.

But does it Djent™?

You'd think Muse could afford 4k.

Still, what the fuck is this?!

I do not want this body. Skin me like a basilisk.

The costumes doe.

One of the best live "blegh"s in metal history at 2:20.

Now just start breaking shit.

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