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Recent Statuses

1 day ago
Gotta go buy more soda, BRB
6 days ago
Midsummer Eve tomorrow... Time to go stock up on soda at the store. BRB:
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3 mos ago
All hail our Lord and Savior! ... THE EASTER BUNNY!!
2 likes
3 mos ago
Am I the only one who hates electronic ID and all that it has brought? Maybe I'm just an old kermudgeon...
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3 mos ago
I am my own, greatest enemy! ... But you're a close second
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Bio

  • I don't use social media, discord or google docs.
  • I suffer from Retinitis Pigmentosa and use a text-reading software to get through other peoples' posts.
  • I'm rude, short-tempered and unserious. I'll likely say things that'll upset, offend, annoy and/or infuriate you.
  • I make dumb jokes, have dark humor and enjoy beating the dead horse with a stick.
  • I'm a hopeless, unabashed and unapologetic perv. I like my lewd.
  • I consider roleplaying a hobby and a pass-time, not art.
  • I do anime-roleplay and only anime-roleplay.
  • If you've never roleplayed with me earlier or never spoken to me through a topic before, please don't send me PMs.

Most Recent Posts

Are you old or aren't you?

... Look who's talking... You're no spring-chicken either, y'know?
Yumeik-obaasan...
Oi, did you just call me a granny, son?
Spooder is here, just in case you don't wanna look through 22 pages of mostly hijinks and rofl-lols to find her. Still not done yet though.
Yumeiko being a foodie is so cute. ^-^
"I'll just keep ordering breakfast items while I talk to the dragon who wants to violate my personal space, I guess. Ooooh, this is yummy too~!"

And keep alcohol away from Miyuki. For everyone's sake. :p
LMAO Nah. She would just have a leash that Velvet would pull whenever her eyes start getting all crystal blue. "Iris, time to go to the bathroom! Let's go!"

... Kinky...
*Miyuki smug-face*
Wha- No! Not you! And I didn't call your name! Go back to that crate of steaks!

EDIT:

I can totally see Iris ordering Loot Boxes online.
Except they're not Loot Boxes.
They're STEAK BOXES!
Okay so wait, is that like a threat or is it an offer?


She's a chaotic evil-aligned Red Dragon, what do you think? :P
Look, she's not in the business of feeding from people without permission unless she really has no other choice! Stop painting her as a villain!

...And hug back harder!

Yes, let's just forget about her terrorizing all of Europe, starting a war and committing murders of historically or culturally important individuals. She's totally not a bad person~
@Silver Carrot
Is it true?! Are you my neighbor? Did Iris finally get a neighbor on her floor!

Just please don't eat the horse... We need that minivan...
We cxn do either 4 or 7, it's all good.
Whichever makes it easier for you.

EDIT:


There, edited Miyuki and Yumi's room to 1-407.
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