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Recent Statuses

3 days ago
Midsummer Eve tomorrow... Time to go stock up on soda at the store. BRB:
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3 mos ago
All hail our Lord and Savior! ... THE EASTER BUNNY!!
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3 mos ago
Am I the only one who hates electronic ID and all that it has brought? Maybe I'm just an old kermudgeon...
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3 mos ago
I am my own, greatest enemy! ... But you're a close second
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4 mos ago
Caught a cold
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Bio

  • I don't use social media, discord or google docs.
  • I suffer from Retinitis Pigmentosa and use a text-reading software to get through other peoples' posts.
  • I'm rude, short-tempered and unserious. I'll likely say things that'll upset, offend, annoy and/or infuriate you.
  • I make dumb jokes, have dark humor and enjoy beating the dead horse with a stick.
  • I'm a hopeless, unabashed and unapologetic perv. I like my lewd.
  • I consider roleplaying a hobby and a pass-time, not art.
  • I do anime-roleplay and only anime-roleplay.
  • If you've never roleplayed with me earlier or never spoken to me through a topic before, please don't send me PMs.

Most Recent Posts

The hell did I just watch and what is that thumbnail?

The awesome adventurers of Hisoutensoku!
... ANd the best kind...? ^_^;

@Joshua Tamashii
Of course. Moriya shrine has a mech, but Hakurei shrine is a mech!
Also, just because I managed to find it again, after a lot of troublesome searching.

Archie's Favorite Saturday Morning Show:
Steph a beeg, stronk, in-duh-pendant woman who don't need no man! Taste her fist, you chauvunist turds!
They entered ThunderPokeDome...
Two trainers enter, one trainer leaves...

Archie and Audrey are so gonna form the Super Glory Sentai Squad, or something. :P

Steph being a pouter was a bit unexpected though... Don't steal muh schtick, ya garble-spewing megaphone! >:T
Let's hope firing off Ember, in the middle of the city, at random Ratata that're crawling all over the place, won't have any unfortunate consequences though... xD
What's this...? The farm-girl isn't okay with a little animal droppings? I thought you were the kind to not mind a little spittle and manure...? *more ojousama cackle*
I don't think Rhyhorn would make for good wrestlers... They uh... They doin't have opposable thumbs... xD

I'm gonna catch the most fluffable sentret in the whole big world, and then Valerian's gonna be all jealous of my snuggly fuzzball! >:T

*looks at Citrus*
... You just wait... We all know how the Jurassic Park movies went...
@CitrusArms
Hey! That's not true! She's in pretty good shape! She can lift two card decks at once! ... That's impressive, right?
Suspension of disbelief, variable pokemon sizes, for the lols. It was a scene made mostly for laughs, and to show Evelyn's dedication to - and the consequences for - her doing/pursuing her habits.
Methinks if you break it, Kapoc's gonna make the warranty on you expire. ^^;
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