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All hail our Lord and Savior! ... THE EASTER BUNNY!!
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Am I the only one who hates electronic ID and all that it has brought? Maybe I'm just an old kermudgeon...
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I am my own, greatest enemy! ... But you're a close second
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Caught a cold
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I am sodium incarnate
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Bio

  • I don't use social media, discord or google docs.
  • I suffer from Retinitis Pigmentosa and use a text-reading software to get through other peoples' posts.
  • I'm rude, short-tempered and unserious. I'll likely say things that'll upset, offend, annoy and/or infuriate you.
  • I make dumb jokes, have dark humor and enjoy beating the dead horse with a stick.
  • I'm a hopeless, unabashed and unapologetic perv. I like my lewd.
  • I consider roleplaying a hobby and a pass-time, not art.
  • I do anime-roleplay and only anime-roleplay.
  • If you've never roleplayed with me earlier or never spoken to me through a topic before, please don't send me PMs.

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Evelyn







".. Squee~!"

While what followed the immediate capture of the small berry-like pokemon was a moment of silence, it was eventually interupted by the quiet, muted and under-volumed noise escaping from the blonde trainer's lips. Before she completely forgot about all decorum and pretenses of pride, and promptly scampered over to the pokeball - now on the ground - like an excited child bum-rushing the presents underneath a Christmas tree. And who could really blame the girlf or her excitement? Up until now, all other of her catches had been nerve-rattling, spine-tingling, breath-holding tests of endurance, having tow watch the capture device shake once, twice and finally thrice... But with this little? It had only taken one shake. A single rattle. Like it had wanted to join her! This was obviously not true, but let's let the girl dream, shall we?

Picking up the tiny red and white sphere, Evelyn's eyes sparkled like gold in struck by sunlight, staring in a mesmerized stupor at her team's latest addition. Until, y'kmow, she finally had her brain catch up with what she was doing and how she was acting, and she put a hand infront of her mouth, letting out a small cough, then straightening her posture and getting rid of that whole 'uwu-girl' look she was giving off.

When Rotom piped up, letting her know that a fresh stack of pokedollars had been added to her account, and asking if she wnated to name the little critter, Evelyn just sighed.

"I haven't given any of the others a silly nickname, so why would I start now? Do you have, like, a setting or option that can be set so you won't ask this every time I catch a new pokemon?" It wasn't a real question, but if such a function existed, welll, that would be nice.

Still, no more time was spent on chastising the living phone for doing its job, it was time to meet the freshest face of her crew! With a flick of her wrist, the ball sailed up into the air, before burping out a stream of light, and the small fruit-pokemon was now released. Standing(?) on the ground infront of Evelyn, looking just as happy and oblivious as it had when it'd been pinged in the noggin' by a random sphere moments ago.

"Boun? Boun! Bounsweet!" It looked around, then hopped happily in place, like it was a bouncy-ball toy or somehting. Eve's heart melted.

"Oh my goooosh, you're so cute! C'mere, you!"

She knelt down and picked the little being up, held it in her arms and gave it a squeeze against her own chest. The pokemon let out a happy noise, that almost sounded like a mix between gurgling and giggling... Which... Was a bit unsettling if you were anyone except for the starry-eyed Evelyn at this moment, but thankfully, nobody else was really close by enough to hear... Right?

"Boun! Bounsweet-boun!"
"Mmmhmmhmm~ You're so tiny and squishy... And you smell amazing too. I just know we'll be the best of friends in no time, Bounsweet."
"Booouuun! Bouboubouboun~!"

As Evelyn was reveling in her newly acquired friend though, one of her pokeballs stirred. With an unwarranted and unwanted 'bzzooorrrt', another of Eve's companions decided to - at their own volition - emerge and greet the new addition. And, surprisingly, it was her previously most recent catch - the little Starly, the one she caught back in Starburr.

"Wha-- Hey! Don't just come on out on your own like that."
"Strrr! Strrly!"
"Boun? Bou~n?"
"Strrly! Strrly-ly!"

Starly apparently was content with circling over Evelyn's head. Botht eh trainer and her berry-mon looked at the little bird as it performed its oddly vulture-circling-esque shennanigans just above them. Eventually, Eve sat Bounsweet down, and the moment she did, Starly swooped down and landed next to the little morsel. The bird stared at the fruit, and the fruit stared with a stupid goofy smile at the bird.

"Strrly?"
"Boun!"
"Strrly, strr, strr!"
"Boun-bounsweet-boun!"

It seemed the two were having a discussion(?) of some sort. However, since Eve didn't know how to speak pokemonese, she could only stand and stare at the adorable sight. In fact, so stinkin' adorable was it that she forcefully nabbed Rotom and began snapping pics of the little pair as they engaged in their little pokemon pow-wow. Well, at least she was happy and having fun.

... But unbeknownst to Evelyn, the gears of fate had finally decided it was time for her to actually do something other than self-indulgent self-gratification for once.

And so...

A sudden and completely random event just so happened to happen!
Aaaah, my dreams are achieved and my purpose in life has been realized. Now I can retire and die ha-- Waaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiit a minute...!

... Now I've gotta do all the grinding in the world to level this thing up, don't I...?

... SONOVA....!!
There we go, first Eve post of the year is up as well. Not super-long or anyting, but it's very important... For... Personal reasons... *shifty eyes*
Evelyn







After her photo-spree was done, the search for uncommon and rare pokemon commenced. While she did enjoy flowers, as much as anyone else who could appreciate pretty things, Evelyn wasn't exactly a botanist. True, she recognized some of the blossoms and blooms, especially those that were native to her own hometown, but to believe that Eve would have any knowledge about the season or climate in whcih they were supposed to flower (get it?) was like asking a Rhydon to do calculous. It just wasn't a realistic ask.

As she got deeper into the park though, new and unfamiliar things started popping up.. First were the blue little bird-pokemon. They were charming, to look at if nothing else, but they seemed a bit... Insistent... Whenever it came to trying to do something, it looked like these little guys just didn't know when to quit. Sure, Evelyn could appreciate a 'can-do' attitude , but there was a time to be bold and a time to fold, and when you fail at something over and over and over again, then perhaps it was time to take a step back and re-evaluate the situation. But, these were pokemon after all, so maybe it was just in their nature?

As she pondered this mightily philosophical quandry about the unyielding feathered beings, the blonde trainer soon found herself almost stumbling over something. An obstacle had suddenly sprung up out of seemingly nowhere! An obstacle that made the girl teeter and nearly tumble onto her face, because she was too busy thinking about her own questions that she hadn't been paying attention to where she was stepping.

Turning back around to locate the source of this near-indignity-causing problem, the youyng trainer's eyes fell upon.... A... Uhm... A giant berry...? No, that... That was a fruit, right? A fruit with... A ... Face... Evelyn blinked. The little creature(?) was happily sitting there, in the midst of the path in the park, just seeming to bask in the daylight and not have a care in the world. Her RotomPhone buzzed to life and identified the being as a Bounsweet. Even, however, just kept staring at it.

The creature, eventually noticing something was looking at it - and we do not disclose just how long this actually took because it wasn't a inconsiderable amount of time - and finally met the blonde Evertide-girl's gaze. The fruit stared at Evelyn. Evelyn stared at the fruit. The wind blew. Petals and leaves danced and rustled. A tailow ... Squawked? It was a tense and heart-pounding shodown...!

And then, SUDDENLY!

"... Boun?"

"....nnnnmmMmmmmmmMmMMMmMmmmMMMMMMMH! OH MY GOSH!! YOU'RE SO CUUUUUUTE~!!"

... An ecstatic Evelyn, losing all composure and self-control, squeed like she had squeed the first time she met her Joltik. Complete with starry, sparkly eyes, hands to her own cheeks and making a very weird, wibbly-wobbly motion with her upper body. the little pokemon seemed largely unintimidated by this clear display of human feroicty. It took a little bit, but eventually she calmed back down, coughed into her own balled up hand, composed her excited outburst and reached for her hip.

"Alright, that's that! You're coming with me, little one! Pokebaaaaal, gooooo~!"

With a twirling flkourish, Eve spun around once, twice, thrice and then lobbed her pokeball straight ath the little Bounsweet she'd almost stepped on (and potentially almost squished?). Now, this might've looked fancy, if not for the fact that Eve was standing like, 5 feet away from the little munchkin. It wasn't like it was a hard mark to hit. And even then, Eve's aim was onlöy just good enough - probably from slight dizziness caused by unnecessary twirling - to actually have the ball fly in the correct, gneral direciton of the Bounsweet.

Evelyn is attempting to Quick Catch a Bounsweet.
...

... Finally...!

...... FINALLY...!

MY PRECIOUSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!



Remy knows what's up. The rest of you, go about your business, carry on. Nothing to see here.
*Sings in an outragelousy over-the-top british accent*

... And you know that they come for you~!
The mantines in your dressing room~!
The mantines in your gravy~!
Even if you hide at sea...
There's mantines in the navy~!!

... 500+ Bonus points to anyone who gets the refeence, I guess? :P
Wel, regardless of that, she's still probably my favorite character in the RP. Whenever I read about the things she does, or how she comes to the conclusions that she reachs, it just puts a big old goofy smile on my face.

So thank you for bringing her awesome to us. :)
@Lunarlord34
Dude. I love Steph so much. xD

Got some major Steve Irwin/The Crocodile Hunter-flashbacks when she decided to wrestle the damn fish. 8D
Good times. Good job.

EDIT:


I can picture it now, Steph in the future...

Steph: "'Ello, 'ello, 'ello! Welcome on in t'da Feraligator 'unter! Iz me, yer gal Steph'n t'day I be showin' y'all 'owta rassle one o'em 'ere Sharpedos! *n wouya lookit'at, 'ere's one righ' now! Well, as 'ey say; GERONIBUNGA COWADOOD!!!!!"

Freya, as the forcefully-enlisted-assistant: "Wh- Steph! It's 'Geronimo' and 'Cowabunga, dude' and OH MYGOSH WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO PUT IT INTO A HEADLOCK!?"

Steph: "Ahgagsmgaxpt, gocha ya lil' buggah! 'An'memba, kids! It ain' da Sharpedos ruff'n coarse skin tha'll getchu, izzat maw o' razer shaa'p teeth 'at'll mess ya up sumthin' fierce, OhhahhahauaHey, we goh a live 'un 'ere, ey Freya?"

Freya: "WILL YOU JUST GET OUT OF THE WATER!?"
It was ok. But tbh, the holidays aren’t as fun as an adult.

Eh, that's true I suppose. Though, it also boils down a lot to what you do during them and who you spend time with, I guess(?).

I had a pleasant time with my ol' man and his lady. Ate some food, played some games, exchanged gifts. it was nice and wholesome and fun for a few hours. Rest of the holiday's just been spent by myself though, fervently refresthing the guild to see if there're any new posts, and scouring the interest check boards for potential additional new stuff.

Nothing yet though. :(
So, how was everyone's holidays and such? I still got 2 more weeks off from work (vacation rules!), but I hope you all had a good time too. Or, at the very least, taht you didn't have a bad or sour time.
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