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  • Joined: 7 yrs ago
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    1. Yam I Am 7 yrs ago

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Recent Statuses

3 yrs ago
Current This site's like Old Broadway...I'm seeing a young man sittin' in an old man's bar, waitin' for his turn to die.
3 yrs ago
I would sooner face outright phobia again than be given a half-hearted apology by the same systems which did nothing in the face of injustice and to now seek to make profit from our suffering.
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3 yrs ago
I will never celebrate Pride Month for being stabbed in the leg and shot in the neck while it is sponsored by Chase. I will never mistake complacency for forgiveness nor acceptance.
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3 yrs ago
Pride Month is celebrate by those who have never struggled. Those of us who have - those who have been harassed, assulted, detained and debased - have no such pride in it. There is only ire and spite.
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3 yrs ago
So sorry if I'm not enthused. It's just that there's nothing to be happy about now, and people just buy rainbow stuff from the same corps who need us kept down to sell them in the first place.
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Bio

“There was a time when I was master of the universe. As I was staying ageless and motionless before my computer, flying untouched over human frenzy, cities rose and crumbled under my thumb, tiny people ran hurriedly to their death on the roads I had built and time flew at my command.

Then it all stopped, and I had to become one of those running specks. They call it 'life.'”

Nicolas Combrexelle

Most Recent Posts

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You commit suicide

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Quebec throws a brick at God, killing him instantly


Which God?
Its ya boi



@Hawthorne Hey you got fans, look they're even making expys of you

Oh yeah, and it looks good enough for the CS tab.
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Brazil torches so much of the Amazon that it rules a hole I the atmosphere, releasing the cloud


God punishes Brazil for torching the Amazon, and so he destroys Brazil and instead gives the land to Colombia
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No need to get so intense. Mecha DeGaulle settles out of court.


My Deviantart OC is satisfied with his settlement of $45 Million's worth in Katanas and Linkin Park albums

Also the Neo-British Empire collapses due to succession crises and the massive fart cloud that has pervaded half the world

Japan brings back its imperial government because...why not
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No

Pipi cacacaca


I filed a copyright claim for you stealing my totally original Deviantart OC's main motto from 2004
Random guy sitting drinking whisky

"Boi that escalated quickly"


By virtue of him being the sole survivor the Western Hemisphere, he is now our King
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Fuck it

I'm making MechaDeGaulle


Actually, I farted so bad that it killed the whole Western Hemisphere
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I am in youR Ass


farts
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Emperor Boris Johnson is promptly killed by the entire IRA at once


Except this wasn't the Irish Republican Army - it was Ireland in boRis' Ass
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