Roses are red, Violets are blue,

[Shorticus]

Roses are red,
Violets are yellow,
No, really, I'm serious,
Yellow violets are real.

[mdk]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue
Let's dispel the notion
Obama don't know what he do.

[Nevix]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Start Workin' that corner,
'cause your payments are due.

[AlteredTundra]

Roses are pinkish-red(sometimes)
Violets are bluish-purple(sometimes),
But unlike lead,
They are not brownish-black like Steve Urkel

[Erklings25]

Roses are red,
Violets aren't blue,
I could adore you but instead,
I hate you.

My little sister

[Shorticus]

I am Groot,
I am Groot.
I am Groot?
I am GROOT!

[NotAMouse]

roses are red
violets are blue
i didn't think it'd be like it is
but it do

[Keyguyperson]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I don't remember the original version
Nor do you

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Do she got a booty?
She dooooooooooooo

[Shorticus]

ROSES ARE RED
AND THEY'RE ALSO BLUE
AND THEY'RE ALSO WHATEVER COLOR THEY WANT TO BE YOU OPPRESSIVE SONS-A-GUNS
ROSES DON'T GIVE A DARN WHAT YOU THINK
GO ROSES WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[ClocktowerEchos]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Do she got a booty?
She dooooooooooooo

@Keyguyperson

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Does she gotta dick?
...
Oh nuuuuuu

[VarionusNW]

Roses are oppressed
Violets are oppressed
This is flower misogyny
I blame the Patriarchy

[Rusalka]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
"This poem is overused"
Yeah, well fuck you! <.<

[carla6677]

Roses are red
Violets are violet
Get on the airplane
cause I am your pilot

This is your pilot speaking
GET ON THE AIRPLANE

[NotAMouse]

Roses are cool
Violets are lit
You smell kinda bad
Like a literal piece of shit.

[Wade Wilson]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You forgot to feed me,
So imma fucking kill you.

My Cat, just earlier.

[Miu Miu]

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I wasn't your first choice but



©

[Rusalka]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Goats dammit you stupid cat
Stop eating my shoe! <.<

[Keyguyperson]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Life is meaningless
Eat Arby's

[AlteredTundra]

Roses are a particular shade of red,
Violets are an odd shade of blue.
When dumped in the bathtub,
They float like poo.

[SouffleGirl123]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Oh? You actually like me?
Too bad I already killed you

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I think your body
Would be delicious in a stew