DPRPGC #7: Hail the Glorious Leader

[SouffleGirl123]

SERVE THE GLORIOUS LEADER REBEL SCUM

@RomanAria Please tell me you have more of those daggers for yourself, we have an intruder in our midst

[RomanAria]

Sing songs of praise and joy, for Our Glorious Leader is With Us!

@SouffleGirl123 Don't worry. I have an excellent blacksmith. I have three extra for me. And thank you for the spidersilk, though I don't know if two pairs is necessary. In this alternate reality I'm actually rather graceful.

[SouffleGirl123]

Hail the GLORIOUS LEADER. SERVE HIM

@RomanAria Oh well haha.

[Keyguyperson]

Plans for the GLORIOUS LEADER'S secret Christmas present

All you people talking about poisoned daggers, why not just use a rifle? They work a lot better than poison daggers, kill instantly, and you can use them from really far away.

[SouffleGirl123]

GLORIOUS LEADER'S CHRISTMAS PRESENT IDEAS

@Keyguyperson They are loud, use it once you're instantly found, but if your sneaky enough you can get away with stabbing a few people before being seen

[RomanAria]

Hail!

@Keyguyperson Because rifles tend to go "boom"? And also where's the style and artistry of using a rifle?

[Keyguyperson]

DEFINITELY NOT PLANNING ON BUYING A PONY

@SouffleGirl123@RomanAria Have you ever tried to stab someone? Takes, like, a bazillion stabs to kill them. And they can get you if the poison isn't instant. If you want to be stealthy, then a subsonic railgun is the way to go. No muzzle flash, instant kill, and about as loud as someone slapping a table.

[RomanAria]

Entertainer contacts for The Glorious Leader's birthday party

@Keyguyperson Not if the knife is long enough. Though I do see your point with the railgun. But still, there's no style. Wouldn't dangling from the rafter's by one's feet, hanging upside down, and shooting a poisoned arrow into the heart of the Leader be more stylish? xD

[mdk]

Praise him!

@RomanAria's gotta be fancy. Ugh. Give me a 2000-lb JDAM dropped from a thousand miles away. Kill the GLORIOUS LEADER and everything near him.

[Keyguyperson]

Does he like clowns?

@RomanAria You can etch things onto a railgun slug. Words, names, curses for the GLORIOUS LEADER. What's more poetic than shoving a giant rod of metal filled with the names of your dead comrades through the head of the man who killed them? Nothing, that's what.

[SouffleGirl123]

I hope so, I know the best clowns in the universe, contact is here

Oh well, Aria and I are doing the assassinations and we want to use the artistry of a dagge, if you want to kill the with a rifle go ahead but @RomanAria and I got this

[Keyguyperson]

I know this girl that can imitate any singer, do you think he'd like that?

@SouffleGirl123Hey, when you fail and have the entire room looking at you, let it be known that my railgun doesn't have a scope and I'm not the best shot on Earth.

[SouffleGirl123]

What do you think his favourite colour is?

@RomanAria and I won't fail, will we?
Anywho let's not bring this into a fight, we have the real enemy to focus on

[Vilageidiotx]

I want to try and do this one. I know I've said that before and flaked out, but imma make an attempt this time.

[luclovers]

I already have 3,000 words for you, OH GLORIOUS LEADER

[WilsonTurner]

Uhhhhhhh
Uh
>looks at the handgun pointed at his face

Hail the Glorious Leader!
Nothing to see here!

[RomanAria]

@WilsonTurner Better.

[SouffleGirl123]

@Glorious Herald May I ask what does the GLORIOUS LEADER like? What music- like type, genre, topics? Is there music he's opposed to? What about books? Activities? If I want to live in pleasantries of the GLORIOUS LEADER I need to know what approves of.

[SouffleGirl123]

@WilsonTurner@RomanAria What'd I miss 0.0

[RomanAria]

@SouffleGirl123 Nothing of concern.