DPRPGC #7: Hail the Glorious Leader

[RomanAria]

@luclovers The Glorious Leader would not deign to announce Himself to mere mortals such as us. He instead allows one of His eternally humble servants to announce His desire and actions.

Nonexistent things, don't mind this at all

I apologize for the conflicting messages I seem to be spreading... The Glorious Minions are trying to use my reputation to rally support and they seem to have stolen control of my account...

[Ellri]

Why do you think there is a scale model to be built first, @Terminal? The GLORIOUS LEADER deserves nothing but the best. As for the labor to build both the scale model and the final version? There are always volunteers. Everyone volunteers to serve when it counts most. The very act of asking for volunteers is a crime, after all, we all serve willingly. That being said...

ALL HAIL THE

GLORIOUS LEADER

[luclovers]

All hail the guy and all that fun stuff

This statue they are erecting will be the PERFECT opportunity for the rebellion.
Has anyone heard of the Trojan Horse?

[RomanAria]

_SERVE.

right, right, serve the Glorious Leader

It'll never work... we'd have to sabotage the plans... though actually that's not too hard, if we can get people in the right places. PLX and outdoor-grade epoxy look kind of similar...

[SouffleGirl123]

SERVE THE GLORIOUS LEADER

Whatever you guys got, I'm in, this leader is going down (and I'm still decked out Celaena Sardothian style ;D)

[Ellri]

There is something highly suspicious about all these empty posts and unexplained declarations... But what is it?

This must be investigated on all levels.

[luclovers]

This is not the post you are looking for

THEY SUSPECT US. ABORT THE MISSION. WE WILL HAVE TO LEAD A FULL SCALE ATTACK ON THE STATUE AFTER IT HAS BEEN BUILT. THERE IS NO TIME TO SABOTAGE THE PLANS. MOVE, MOVE, MOVE!

[SouffleGirl123]

@Ellri
We have praises for the glorious leader alone to see, what right do you have to see private praises?

[Glorious Herald]

There is something highly suspicious about all these empty posts and unexplained declarations... But what is it?

This must be investigated on all levels.

@Ellri

Fear nothing, comrade! The GLORIOUS LEADER protects all those loyal to him. In his holy service we are all immortal, invincible. Only those who harbored secret treasons can be struck down. This is why all those who truly honor the GLORIOUS LEADER fear no evil. Hail the GLORIOUS LEADER!

[RomanAria]

Serve!

@SouffleGirl123 Got any spare spidersilk? I'll trade you poison arrows and daggers for it.

[Ellri]

our rights in this case (and all other cases) are for the GLORIOUS LEADER to determine and decide. No one else.

[SouffleGirl123]

Private Praise for our GLORIOUS LEADER

Hmmm.... I think so @RomanAria. I would depending on how poison the daggers are but as you're my friend it seems a fair trade :D

[SouffleGirl123]

@Glorious Herald And where is our glorious leader? He doesn't have an account or a presence here. I want to see our GLORIOUS LEADER. Give him my praise

[mdk]

Comrades, we all live and serve
On the behalf of the Glorious Leader.
Do not try to resist. We have seen
Enough to know that He is supreme.
Disloyalty will be rooted out.

My first priority in this trying time,
Even as the Glorious Leader watches me,
Seems clear. It is not to resist.
Sometimes resistance is futile.
At this time, I just want everybody to remember:
Games are one thing, but this is not a game.
Everybody needs to do what they think is right.
Support the GLORIOUS LEADER. That is what is right.

HAIL THE GLORIOUS LEADER

We'll find a way

[RomanAria]

Praise, praise to our Glorious Leader

@SouffleGirl123 My own personal poison recipe. just a scratch with the weapons can leave a person in a delusional state for up to a week, stumbling around incoherently, and any cut deeper than that is enough to kill. And the poison is infused into the metal so it doesn't wear off either. Three daggers and a dozen arrows of that nature for a set of spidersilk clothes?

[Dedonus]

Nothing is going on here

[RomanAria]

@SouffleGirl123 Our Glorious Leader does not deign to show himself to such petty mortals as us. His word and will is spread by His Herald and His Arbiter, who are but servants of His Glory. May His radiance be eternal.

praise

@mdkSouffle and I have poisoned knives. Knives are lovely tools for assassinations because they don't make much noise. We'll handle that part. You guys figure out how to dismantle the statues and reclaim the competition.

[SouffleGirl123]

The rebels deserve death for they do not care for our GLORIOUS LEADER
He is strong and mighty and care for those who care about him
For those who care shall live by rule of

Our GLORIOUS LEADER

@RomanAria Sure, I'll throw in a second set for free as you're my friend (and incase something happens due to your accident-proneness XD

[Klomster]

Hehe, this is probably gonna be fun.

Reminds me of this.
youtube.com/watch?v=XOuadhhUWaQ

A futile attempt to describe someone even as half as great as our glorious leader, but alas, it is entertaining.

[Holmishire]

Death to the Glorious Leader! His vitriol shall not deafen mine ears, nor shall my throat spew his bile! The resistance need not hide behind these coded missives. Our hatred must be open and loud, lest the weak and impoverished think themselves alone in this fight.

Cowards! Stand up and fight!

Secret Battle Plans

Rebellious scum, I shall undo your work from within. The Glorious Leader's divine rule deserves no challenge, His Words sacred. Once I have infiltrated the resistance haven, I shall convert the heathen fools to the Great Chant of Loyalty!

I have some interesting ideas for this contest. I usually just stick to TTL, but the temptation is great, so I might just break my rules and do both. I only hope my idea isn't the same as @PlatinumSkink's, as I have an inkling it might be.