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3 yrs ago
Current Remember, nobody actually enjoys roleplaying if there isn't at least five shameful fetishes uncovered by the 2nd page.
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5 yrs ago
Somebody stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about it.
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5 yrs ago
Let's be honest, it's far more satisfying and challenging to actually imagine what a character looks like than paste a hundred gifs of a celebrity and call it good.
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5 yrs ago
So, a team of players who are good at playing as a team in a team-based game are individually bad players. Seems kind of silly when you put it like that, no?
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5 yrs ago
My goal these days is to have an RP that can actually finish, or the very least, last a few years. I see way too many die on page one to take chances
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Lowering the site's value since January 2012.


Most Recent Posts

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Two of those Cannibals probably have guns. Blame Sicaria.

@MrDidact
Yes, but this is Cerberus we're talking about. They do everything after several irrational thoughts.


"Yes, while the indoctrination of every scientist we had studying the derelict Reaper was unfortunate, we are confident that our plans to have Shepard hand over the Collector base, which does nothing except create living Reapers, is something we will have abolutely no issue controlling...

Can someone please get Husk-Johnson away from the conference room door? I understand that he was still chairman of this committee when he was Reaperfied, but for god's sake, his only input the last three meetings was to try and rip the face off of Stevens."
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Geeze, Dervish, you need to shave those whiskers. Poor Tricks, she doesn't stand a chance with those and must laugh every time. :P (Whiskers are indeed ticklish)


Someone sounds awe-inspired.
@Mega Birb

Ive always preferred gutting Kai Leng myself. At least Gerrel had SOME sympathetic qualities.


Kai Leng is the absolute worst
@dervish

I'll be throwing my intended plans at you sometime to morrow. I even started drawing up a map for lafayette station


@MacabreFox@gcold@Dervish
Y'all have plenty of time to make sheets, but I'm just wanting to know if you are/are not interested in submitting one now that the OOC is up.


Life kind of took a giant dump on me for free time, so I don't even know if I can keep up with the games I am in now, let alone read up on a new game or make a character.

Sorry my friend, I gotta bow out.
@Rithy

It would be like that one episode of pokemon that was banned.

SEIZURE PROCEDURE!




Sorry for the lack of activity, guys... been stupid friggin' busy with work the past few days.
@Dervish Id never do that to your character. Id just destroy all his books to make him suffer.


You are the real monster, nevermind Ganon.
Don't kill the Poe
Baklava


Solid life advice, really!
@Dervish But it's still a badass national bird.




We don't have a national bird, but this horrible fucker should totally be it.
@SgtEasy That's cool, but I'm already in love with my own national bird.

BALD MUTHAFUKN EAGLES SON


Fun fact: There's more bald eagles in British Columbia than all of America.

We didn't hunt them to near extinction prior to the 1940s or poison them with DDT lol.
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