Goldeagle1221

To Teluval, Farewell

Everybody loves cheese, that's why Cole reminds you of Cheese. Everyone loves a hero they can dump their insecurities (and cash) onto! LONG LIVE THE HERO NAMED COLE.

Grease his palm he might give you a lie about how he solved that one thing you care about.

𝐀𝐁𝐒𝐎𝐋𝐔𝐓𝐄 𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐍𝐈𝐓𝐔𝐃𝐄

Either way. We need to advertise.

𝐀𝐁𝐒𝐎𝐋𝐔𝐓𝐄 𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐍𝐈𝐓𝐔𝐃𝐄

I can also drop Xaara's sword-savy trait if needed. Her character is developing in my head differently, so I don't need to justify the sword anymore.

@Gowi

Well it IS a MASSIVE inconvenience for EVERYONE.

(I don't think it is a problem at all.)

𝐀𝐁𝐒𝐎𝐋𝐔𝐓𝐄 𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐍𝐈𝐓𝐔𝐃𝐄

I just can't get enough of this damned super soldier meth. Infinitely delicious in mixed drinks and baked goods.

To Teluval, Farewell

Cole = me
Charlie = Solamelike

The Crumb Brothers

@Goldeagle1221

Name: “Sir Cole Crumb” or just Cole to his friends
Race: Human
Profession: “fighter”
Magic: Who needs it, amirite
Inventory: A noble’s arming sword and shield, a rich fitted dagger, back pack of toiletries and rations, waterskin, hidden purse, hauberk and bloodied/burned tabard over rich clothes, inconspicuous pocket purse of torque wrenches and lock picks amid other breaking in gadgetries.
Description:

Tall and athletic if not on the slightly thin side, he is a stone cut example of a hero. With piercing chestnut eyes and long sandy hair he looks like he crawled out of a story for better or worse. He wears a charming grin that might even be seen as devilish. He is clean shaven and bears the accent of the poor, but bears it with a pride that almost emulates confidence.

He wears a noble's outfit of red and blues under a shining hauberk and a singed tabard that lays evidence to his many deeds often sung about in his brother’s tales.

Silver tongued and always quick in a conversation. Often found laughing with his brother who shares his quickness for a joke.


The Lie
Sir Cole and his brother are mighty heroes of poem and prose. Having fought many abominations and saved many a settlement, they are something of a legend, particularly Sir Cole, whom the many poems tell tale about.

They go from town to town, saving the day and mingling with the many fans. Often they are invited to lavish feasts and noble halls. Sir Cole is quite the shining knight, and his brother quite the master minstrel!

The Reality

Expert Con-men, the two Crumb brothers grew up as urchins, where they learned the great art of robbing people blind in all sorts of fashions, their favorite being the silver tongued method. One such con got them in trouble with a local knight, an Old man whose name is lost in time by now. Luckily the man was compassionate and hired the two as pages in his troup. Cole being an hour older than Charlie was taken as the knight’s squire and taught many knightly things and skills, while his brother continued his quest of music that had started many a year ago.

Eventually and rather quickly actually, the old knight keeled over one day and cracked his head open on a passerby rock. The two con-teens at the time took this to their advantage and stole the old knights gear and crafted the tale of the hero Sir Cole Crumb, beginning their long journey of lies and sweet undeserved rewards. After all, why use the talents and gear bestowed upon them for heroic activities when it is so much easier to just say you did?

Optional Questions:
What is your character’s crime? -- Liar, cheat, illiteracy, and other high crimes and misdemeanors.
Favorite poem? -- Those written by his brother
What do you treasure most? -- Treasure
Given the choice, how would you die? -- Dunno how but the day his brother dies is the when
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@Solamelike

Name: Charlie Crumb
Race: Human
Profession: Bard
Magic: None
Inventory: Lute, Harmonica,blow dart gun (looks like a flute), Small fold knife, lockpick set, 10 feet of rope, tinderbox, Rapier.

Description:
A cheerful man, making light out of any situation.
Average Height, Slightly underweight, with brown eyes and dirty blonde scruffy hair.
Wears a poncho which covers most of his upper body, underneath reveals scraps of leather and belts that could in a pinch be classified as “armour”, and traditional shirt and pants. The most striking part of his outfit would either be his hat, a wide brimmed stetson, or his leather boots that look like they are worth more than his entire ensemble of items and clothing put together.

Optional Questions:
What is your characters crime?
Liar, cheat, and other high crimes and misdemeanors.

Favorite poem?
Sir Cole Crumb
Sir Cole Crumb of dashing fame!
Sir Cole Crumb dragons he maims!
Sir Cole Crumb gets all of the dames
Sir Cole Crumb we love you!

Who defeated the monsters of the east?
Sir Cole Crumb! Sir Cole Crumb!
Who stopped the wretched horrible beasts?
Sir Cole Crumb! Sir Cole Crumb!
Who will you invite to your feasts?
Sir Cole Crumb! Sir Cole Crumb!
Sir Cole Crumb we love you!

What do you treasure most?
My boots… oh and my brother I suppose.

Given the choice, how would you die?
Side by side with his brother

To Teluval, Farewell

Thanks man.

To Teluval, Farewell

@Goldeagle1221@solamelike I'm a bit wary to have two bards in the party...Also, just curious why Goldeagle is posting solamelike's character?

@Gunther Looks good Gun, but I want to bring up the point that this is not a martial arts RP, and the story will make no mention of the lands or places you describe. If Chao is simply in the city of Teluval, that is fine. I guess what I'm getting at is, I don't want you to be disappointed in the story from the way you have built your character. If you simply want to play a killing machine that is fine too :)

Please add your sheets to the Character tab:
@Gunther@PrivateVentures@Darach@Mokley

@Polybius

Because it seemed like we were running out of time and Solamelike was away from the computer at the time but his CS was finished so I posted it along with mine. They go together anyways.

As for why we have such a close relationship, we are best buds and worked on the characters together in a Google Doc.

To Teluval, Farewell

Cole = me
Charlie = Solamelike

The Crumb Brothers

@Goldeagle1221

Name: “Sir Cole Crumb” or just Cole to his friends
Race: Human
Profession: “fighter”
Magic: Who needs it, amirite
Inventory: A noble’s arming sword and shield, a rich fitted dagger, back pack of toiletries and rations, waterskin, hidden purse, hauberk and bloodied/burned tabard over rich clothes, inconspicuous pocket purse of torque wrenches and lock picks amid other breaking in gadgetries.
Description:

Tall and athletic if not on the slightly thin side, he is a stone cut example of a hero. With piercing chestnut eyes and long sandy hair he looks like he crawled out of a story for better or worse. He wears a charming grin that might even be seen as devilish. He is clean shaven and bears the accent of the poor, but bears it with a pride that almost emulates confidence.

He wears a noble's outfit of red and blues under a shining hauberk and a singed tabard that lays evidence to his many deeds often sung about in his brother’s tales.

Silver tongued and always quick in a conversation. Often found laughing with his brother who shares his quickness for a joke.


The Lie
Sir Cole and his brother are mighty heroes of poem and prose. Having fought many abominations and saved many a settlement, they are something of a legend, particularly Sir Cole, whom the many poems tell tale about.

They go from town to town, saving the day and mingling with the many fans. Often they are invited to lavish feasts and noble halls. Sir Cole is quite the shining knight, and his brother quite the master minstrel!

The Reality

Expert Con-men, the two Crumb brothers grew up as urchins, where they learned the great art of robbing people blind in all sorts of fashions, their favorite being the silver tongued method. One such con got them in trouble with a local knight, an Old man whose name is lost in time by now. Luckily the man was compassionate and hired the two as pages in his troup. Cole being an hour older than Charlie was taken as the knight’s squire and taught many knightly things and skills, while his brother continued his quest of music that had started many a year ago.

Eventually and rather quickly actually, the old knight keeled over one day and cracked his head open on a passerby rock. The two con-teens at the time took this to their advantage and stole the old knights gear and crafted the tale of the hero Sir Cole Crumb, beginning their long journey of lies and sweet undeserved rewards. After all, why use the talents and gear bestowed upon them for heroic activities when it is so much easier to just say you did?

Optional Questions:
What is your character’s crime? -- Liar, cheat, illiteracy, and other high crimes and misdemeanors.
Favorite poem? -- Those written by his brother
What do you treasure most? -- Treasure
Given the choice, how would you die? -- Dunno how but the day his brother dies is the when
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@Solamelike

Name: Charlie Crumb
Race: Human
Profession: Bard
Magic: None
Inventory: Lute, Harmonica,blow dart gun (looks like a flute), Small fold knife, lockpick set, 10 feet of rope, tinderbox, Rapier.

Description:
A cheerful man, making light out of any situation.
Average Height, Slightly underweight, with brown eyes and dirty blonde scruffy hair.
Wears a poncho which covers most of his upper body, underneath reveals scraps of leather and belts that could in a pinch be classified as “armour”, and traditional shirt and pants. The most striking part of his outfit would either be his hat, a wide brimmed stetson, or his leather boots that look like they are worth more than his entire ensemble of items and clothing put together.

Optional Questions:
What is your characters crime?
Liar, cheat, and other high crimes and misdemeanors.

Favorite poem?
Sir Cole Crumb
Sir Cole Crumb of dashing fame!
Sir Cole Crumb dragons he maims!
Sir Cole Crumb gets all of the dames
Sir Cole Crumb we love you!

Who defeated the monsters of the east?
Sir Cole Crumb! Sir Cole Crumb!
Who stopped the wretched horrible beasts?
Sir Cole Crumb! Sir Cole Crumb!
Who will you invite to your feasts?
Sir Cole Crumb! Sir Cole Crumb!
Sir Cole Crumb we love you!

What do you treasure most?
My boots… oh and my brother I suppose.

Given the choice, how would you die?
Side by side with his brother

To Teluval, Farewell

Solamelike and my sheet is nearing completion!

To Teluval, Farewell

@Polybius, @solamelike is with me! Our characters kinda go hand in hand if that's cool.