HELPHELPHELP THERES A TINY MAN IN MY MIND AND HE'S TALKING TO ME!!!!!
Sounds like you're going insane.
natsumehack
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It is a skeleton.
Awson Waiting & Waiting
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3 yrs ago
Well why don't you let him out of there?
ActRaiserTheReturned
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2 hrs ago
Someone's inside you? Eww go away no one wants to hear about your sex life.
Darkel said
HELPHELPHELP THERES A TINY MAN IN MY MIND AND HE'S TALKING TO ME!!!!!
Nothing we can do...
Sorry to hear that an imaginary dwarf is inside you... Try telling him to pull out?
OP
I tried talking to him but he wouldn't go away! Then I tried to squeeze him about but he still wouldn't go. Aww gawd, now this stuff is everywhere.
Darkel said
I tried talking to him but he wouldn't go away! Then I tried to squeeze him about but he still wouldn't go. Aww gawd, now this stuff is everywhere.
Looks like he came and now he's gone.
OP
Are you sure? I can still hear the screams....
Darkel said
Are you sure? I can still hear the screams....
That's just your mom.
OP
My mom is dead. Anal fissures got the better of her.
Darkel said
My mom is dead. Anal fissures got the better of her.
LOL You just earned a fucking medal.
KnightShade
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4 yrs ago
That tiny man is the DEVI-I-IL! Bring the holy water, bring the cross and purge satan from your body!
It is the voice of God speaking to you. Heed his words:
Kill Bones
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3 yrs ago
so the christian deity is a large black woman
natsumehack
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Kill Bones said
so the christian deity is a large black woman
That don't need no man.
BrobyDDark Gentleman Spidey
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2 yrs ago
Kill Bones said
so the christian deity is a large black woman
There are some people who believe, despite the bible calling Jesus a him and a Jew, that Jesus was a black female.
Christianity has made many a group to laugh at.
Kill Bones said
so the christian deity is a large black woman
Indubitably. God's a very independent soul.
RusalkaRabbit
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5 yrs ago
Drakel said
That's just your mom.
This was legitimately funny.
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