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Got rejected for a date at work today

Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by gorgenmast
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gorgenmast

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1. I'm extremely lonely, unstable, and desperate
2. I have a lot of sick tattoos that she didn't notice

Had I taken my medication today I might have restrained my urges... But after a quick stalking session in real life, that quickly turned around.

Hello, garage door code.
Hello, unlocked kitchen window.
Hello, weak man I can overpower and dispose of before she gets home.
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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by aza
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aza Artichokes

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The thing that really sells this one to me is that Taaj and your avatar are so similar.

It's like you're the same person?????

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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by idlehands
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idlehands heartless

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You went to the edge and just took a running jump didn't you.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by NotAMouse
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I see I really riled your undies.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Smink
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Smink

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WIN.

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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Dead Girl
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Dead Girl Send me a PM!

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Ever thought of flirting with a Waffle House waitress from 1am to 3am? Make sure you check her teeth!
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Ever thought of flirting with a Waffle House waitress from 1am to 3am? Make sure you check her teeth!


"I count twenty two. Not too bad... Right then, got teeth anywhere else that I should know about?"
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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Gwazi Magnum
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There far more fish in the sea.

Much bigger and riper fish.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Dinh AaronMk
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Dinh AaronMk my beloved (french coded)

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There far more fish in the sea.

Much bigger and riper fish.


Like a good blue fin tuna.

Or Japanese "Tuna".

Also known as dolphin.
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<Snipped quote by Gwazi Magnum>

Like a good blue fin tuna.

Or Japanese "Tuna".

Also known as dolphin.


Dolphin is an excellent choice. :)
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