chatrooms are the bowels of roleplay hell

i have been scarred for life

How sexy was it?

How sexy was it?

it wasn't sexy at all

half wrote incredibly cheesy erotic roleplays (not sexy)

and the latter half consisted of arrogant bastards - the unlikable kind - mixed together with the naive minority expecting a good roleplay and a bunch of obnoxious 12 year olds (not sexy either)

The only chatroom roleplays I can stand are ones from ShamChat, and only if I'm playing as Death. You get some interesting as fuck characters going through that thing, acting as if you were about to take someone's soul from them. I once had to explain timelines and shit to a female Hamlet in character. Shit was hilarious.

Then there was that one time I played as Shenron Lite and turned Dr.Jekyll into Mr.Hyde. He asked for new lab equipment and I dropped a magic sandwich in there with it 'cus I was bored. Then we had an interesting conversation about how lame he was. Then he ate the sandwich. It was fun.

Lots of bad memories scattered around a few fun ones.

Overpowered characters with hyper-edgy storylines that take over the roleplay are even worse when they're being run by the room moderator. Damn.

There's a reason I've never done chat roleplaying. I didn't know what it was until now. Thanks.