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Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by NotAMouse
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lol made you look

but really though

i've been inseminated through my ears

Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Antarctic Termite
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i've been inseminated through my ears


there are a multitude of reasons why you should probably get that checked out
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by NotAMouse
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HEY did you hear about the girl with no vagina that got pregnant
Hidden 8 yrs ago → 8 yrs ago Post by Halo
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-_-

good song tho' ty. better than the original
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HEY did you hear about the girl with no vagina that got pregnant


As I recall she only got pregnant after she was stabbed and sperm in her digestive tract got into her uterus, and then needed medical help to deliver the baby and survive future periods?

stab wounds sometimes require medical attention so i don't think you have an excuse here
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As I recall she only got pregnant after she was stabbed and sperm in her digestive tract got into her uterus, and then needed medical help to deliver the baby and survive future periods?

stab wounds sometimes require medical attention so i don't think you have an excuse here


yeah that's the one

just wanted to bring that up again

probably because i laugh every time i remember it
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You probably have to swallow an awful lot of sperm for that to happen.
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by NotAMouse
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I hate when that happens to me.
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by ClocktowerEchos
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I hate when that happens to me.


I know right? Sooooo fking annoying.
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<Snipped quote by Taaj>

As I recall she only got pregnant after she was stabbed and sperm in her digestive tract got into her uterus, and then needed medical help to deliver the baby and survive future periods?

stab wounds sometimes require medical attention so i don't think you have an excuse here


Interesting.

Did I ever tell you guys about the pig my great grandpa owned that was born without an asshole? Because I imagine the doctors would have no other choice but to go at barbie-crotch roughly the same way my great grandpa went at that pig. That is, a knife and a rough idea where the hole needs to be.
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That is, a knife and a rough idea where the hole needs to be.


(sobbing)
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<Snipped quote by Antarctic Termite>

Interesting.

Did I ever tell you guys about the pig my great grandpa owned that was born without an asshole? Because I imagine the doctors would have no other choice but to go at barbie-crotch roughly the same way my great grandpa went at that pig. That is, a knife and a rough idea where the hole needs to be.


If they only have a rough idea, then they need to watch more porn.
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If they only have a rough idea, then they need to watch more porn.


kekekekekekek
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Zed
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taaj u nerd
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lol made you look

but really though

i've been inseminated through my ears



You're so weird.
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by NotAMouse
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You're so weird.


hi i'm taaj nice 2 meat u
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