@Hellis Excellent post!
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Can we eat him? *peers and smirks greedily!* Jk.
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Now, I know that wasn't supposed to sound sexual, but...

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I would very much rather you didn't...
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rubs wee little hands I'm getting pumped for writing some action.
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Don't pump too hard, you might tire out your wee little hands!
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I'll pump all I want! You're not my dad!!!!

@Thundercrash Banter, impromptu roadwork and gun talk.