Granted. You can now shred guitars easily with your misbehaving rear. (@Butch Sorry, you beat me to it. Granted, your good twin battles you in secret, locks you ina basement and turns your villainous organization into a humanitarian non-profit.
Granted. U're free now and all the corruption you have caused stays intact. However the corruptions ur responsible for need a new target, since the wishes you've granted never were granted in the first place (I need a grammar nazi). Your the new target.
Granted, but it's because he's torturing you with whatever would cause you the most suffering and the genie is an atheist so you don't even exist in your torment.