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Alright, before I prepare to go it's time to dump more.



A relatively calm night it would seem, with the only action being me fending off three different attackers and WhyNotGenocide is killed by one of our Trump-frogs. On the last exciting thing, Asian Trump got scarred away by a swamp monster. Was it Shrek? We may never know.

It seems as well as that we got hand-holdings and politics with Malcolm X re-asserting his friendship with the Black Liberation movement and bringing Nigel Farrage with him. At the same time, Awson and Bobby Jindall do likewise. Other than that, a lot of laconic waxing over the German state and a perceived lack of unity. Will someone step forward as the fuhrer for the Germans?

And all by himself the Marquis deLafayette plots revolution. Will he have learned the mistakes of the French revolution, can he carry out a more American revolution in Europe?

/lit/ will also be happy to know their Niggardly Jew has been located.



The day opens with a chase, with Alexander Hamilton pursuing the prophet Mohammad (blessed be his name). Andrew Hussie and Andrew Jackson both take over some island's government. How? We may never know. But what we can say for certain is they're statesmen of a foreign entity and we can only see how long it is until their assassinations.

VilageidiotX also proves his mettle by killing TWO people at once. That's almost as much as two ones and that's intense! And poor Hugs. RIP.

Carrie Nation also follows Lafeyette's strategy and makes her own video game. No doubt about temperance and prohibition. Given it's Ramadan we can assume that it went over well with Muslims the world over.

And unfortunately, Awsome suffers a painful death at the hands of a mob. Who will mourn him? But before we can then we must realize that Lafeyette's dream of a real revolution in Europe has come to an early end. Anastasia Romanov, fearing Bolsheviks we can guess, has opted to bash the poor Marquis' head in with a mace. I can only theorize that this will enrage the Founding Fathers of America who counted the spirited Lafayette as their greatest friend and ally.



In the end, our fateful dead now fertilize the soil with their blood and bodies.
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>Emily Dickinson is a piece of shit

That one isn't even something that happened. It's just a statement, lol.
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>Emily Dickinson is a piece of shit

That one isn't even something that happened. It's just a statement, lol.


Statement. But it IS a true statement.
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Usually I die early in these things, but tonight I am getting shit done.

So I scare Hugs from the cornocopia, he holds a grudge and follows me until he can get an ally because he is afraid of a fair fight, but I take him out anyway.

Also, looks like the real winner of this fight will end up being the Cairo educational system.
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My only notable achievement is snuggling with the prophet Muhammad. In other news, Broby was blessed by besttrump. Now that Broby has Trump's blessing, it's clear that he will win.
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Humph
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Well a typical second night, though one not filled with philosophy. Choosing to liberate herself from her moorings, Big Red decided to free herself from the bourgeois past to find a liberating future. Maybe this'll allow her to win? We don't know. But Alexander Hamilton has also went Sinophile and spent the night meditating on the Tao.

MLK though defends his camp from three white or white-ish persons though. I wonder if he did it with words or a big stick.

Oh, Bismarck also blesses Napoleon for reasons. And the French Emperor-General finds religion.



Well what a way to go! And out of the gate on the third day. I don't know who let them in, but a bunch of Italians seem to have been upset with George Washington and murdered him, but didn't stop there.

But oh well, Napoleon built another university in Cairo, confirming Vilage's statement that the true winner of this game will be the Cairo education system. Is this an effect of Napoleon finding religion? Will we find a Napoleon Catholic College in Cairo now?



RIP
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Haha. Fuck you Emily Dickinson.
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dammit saladin, we need posts tho
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@Vilageidiotx

pls post fggt
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Well me asking to die (basically committing suicide) seems kekfilled.
At least I go out the way of Hitler.
On my own terms.
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With the dust of yesterday settling, we enter into night.

Otto von Bismarck mulls over the phallic meaning of cigars. Meanwhile, Anastasia Romanov allahu ackbars Mohammad and MLK. Meanwhile, Nigel Farage commits to the hire form of Jihad and seeks internal perfection so as to better approach Allah.

Andrew Jackson also becomes a beast, killing three in one go. Including yours truly, a martyr of shitposting.

Let's also not forget the love of the night.



And today: Broby kills two. Slaying the daughter of the Romanovs and a SJW meme.



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Both our Islamic tributes died in explosions...

...luckily they have Nigel al-Farange to carry on the faith
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Victory!
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Welp, all my tributes are dead.
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A manhunt begins the night for John III Sobieski. Though he may have been the Grand Duke of the Polish-Lithuanian commonwealth, he clearly could not defeat a five-man hit-squad of presumably mixed intentions.

Homoesexuality reigns in the midnight, with Nigel Farage and Ceasar Augustus' Depression as well as Andrew Jackson and Andrew Hussie having sex.



Possibly enraged that the writer and artist behind MSPaint Comics and that one shit comic about trolls slept with his husbando, Otto von Bismarck kills the young-adult internet artist while Ceasar Augustus' Depression makes a video game, no doubt about all those fantasies he has about winning the battle of Teutoburg Forest.

And also quiet plainly enraged about his homosexuality and liking a man over a woman, Mother Mary smites Andrew Jackson.

And some other typical things happened.

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RIP Andrew Jackson and Hussie.
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How in the hell did Andrew Jackson bite the dust?! American Heroism is unstoppable! Do-over! DO-OVER!
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How in the hell did Andrew Jackson bite the dust?! American Heroism is unstoppable! Do-over! DO-OVER!


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