@HaltingBlooper Jaysus Christ. I would tell my story about PKing and Necrotic damage, but I dont think it can live up to that story XD

Anyone want to hear the story about my newfound hatred of spiders and swarms in D&D?

@RaijinslayerI'll take that like as a yes. So what happened was that my group was taking on a job to clear out an Orc stronghold. Everything was going well until we came to a certain webbed area. We ended up trapped between a group of Orcs and a douce bag spider with a penchant for blasting us with webs from the ceiling. Annoying as that was, I just knocked out the suckers with a sleep spell and let our barbarian coup de grace them all(I'm a human Arcanist,the barbarian is a Skinwalker and the rest of the group consists of a kitsune cleric and mogogol(frogman race) Nightstalker). However, while that was happening, the GM rolled a bat one on the spider's climb check, causing it to fall(yeah) as well as it's two egg sacks(fuck). The barbarian was able to kill the spider easy, but then we spent an hour trying to kill those fucking swarms, because they decided to crawl all over me and the nightblade because we were currently webbed to the floor. Need I mention that these swarms has poison that did str damage, which was the check I needed to make to escape the web. In the end, we had to beat my character(who became unconscious from the Str damage and also kinda dying as well) with unarmed strikes in order to get the swarm off me. We almost got TPK'd by those stupid swarms, plus my guy is now afraid of spiders now.

@RaijinslayerQuestions from a less experienced player:
1. How do playable races?/?//
2. Do DMs accept playable races?

You can find a whole bunch of playable races for pathfinder online for free, but if it's D&D, you gotta buy them. As for the second thing, you have to talk it over with the DM to see what they will and won't allow. Some might have no problem with it, others might want to stick to the core raves. It all depends on them.

@Raijinslayer@HaltingBlooper I do believe I remember visiting a website that had a bunch of stuff for either D&D or Pathfinder, or both, including spells and races.

I'll see if I can find the link.

enworld.org/forum/content.php?1883-Fan.. it's got a bunch of fan made stuff for 5e.

*looks at pages of D&D talk feeling completely lost*

http://theglen.livejournal.com/16735.html

If you like D&D or other roleplaying games, you'll find this hilarious.

Also, @Akayaofthemoon, is there any particular time we should expect the first IC post? Take your time if you need to.

@SevenStormStyleHilarious, and I'm only on 80.

"I do not have weapon proficiency in cat."
"No, I do not get experience for every single crewman on that Star Destroyer."

"If I can fit my head down the gun's barrel, I can assume it doesn't have the non-lethal option."

"Zombies are not infectious in D&D. So I should stop shooting PCs in the head if they are bitten."

"I cannot start the campaign conjoined to another character."

"No staking a vampire with anything larger than his chest cavity."

So, tonight's episode, anyone?

I have a Succubus character and an elf ranger character for D&D 3.5. I also used to have a Kitsune Oracle for Pathfinder.

I am not sure when I will be able to get an IC up and running. I really don't want to make Kronshi have to do it since I have a day off in the up coming future and my two weeks notice is going on soon...

So, tonight's episode, anyone?

I have some thoughts on Gurg the babsitter!

@HaltingBlooper



Also, are gems from the last version of this RP going to pick up from where they were when it ended, or are they going to restart at the kindergarten?

@SevenStormStyle

Everything is a restart. Now we at least know more about newborns so we will roll with it

@SevenStormStyle
Some veterans are making new gems. Some veterans are making completely different versions of their past gems.