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Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by medalliah
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Granted - but it's the only langauge you can speak now!

I wish I could stay in bed all day
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by ArenaSnow
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Granted. Your arms and legs are chopped off.

I wish I could tank an Atlas.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Gutshot
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Welp, you killed Atlas. The greek giant that holds up the sky. Might not have been the Atlas you wanted, but it was the Atlas you got.

I wish, I wish, with all my heart, to fly with dragons in a land apart.
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Granted, your a dragon now.

I wish for this wish to not be granted and have no effects made in the wishing of said wish.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by medalliah
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The wish is not granted. You continue your life with nothing interesting happening until you die.

I wish I had a way to control time
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Granted, but your time control results in drastic changes to the future, including Donald Trump becoming supreme overlord of the earth. A devastating super virus that kills everyone except those with a certain genome, leading them to endure horrible experimentations, and a portal opening in space, unleashing eldricht abominations onto the world to kill and destroy all.

I wish I had a new guitar.
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Granted. It was made in one of China's absolute worst factories, and the strings break on first use, bruising your face and making it necessary to wear that mask.

I want a Masakari for Christmas.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by medalliah
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Wish Granted! However, Christmas never comes as you get stuck in an infinite loop on your current day forever.

I wish I had magical powers
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Gutshot
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You can pull a rabbit out of a top hat, and only a top hat.

I wish I could make spicier memes.
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Granted; however, memes become dated and no one cares anymore.

I wish for the next person who posts to be unable to break my wish. (Let's see you talk your way out of this one.)
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You're right, they don't. You got nothing from it.

I wish for memes to spread again like the black plague.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by medalliah
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Memes spread like the plague. Everyone that comes into contact with one dies.

I wish I could turn into a cat!
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Lucian
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Wish granted. You're now incapable of higher-thought functions.

I wish I would never get sick.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Alisma
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Wish granted. You are never sick, therefore you live for very long, watching all the loved ones die. Have fun.

I wish my hair wouldn't be frizzy after I shower.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by medalliah
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Wish granted! All your hair falls out.

I wish I could get back to sleep
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Wish granted. You fall into a coma, going to sleep for a long, long time.

I wish for a relaxing beverage.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Lucian
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Granted, beverage can only be sipped with the use of a left arm.

Wish I had unlimited stamina for activities
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Gutshot
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Granted. You can only use the stamina for sports activities, ya' sicko.

I wish to enter an alternative universe where Star Trek is regarded as a major religion.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Lucian
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Maybe I was already talking about sports, pervert.

Granted, but Data is considered the Devil of the religion, making it's satanist equivalent a much cooler religion, though it is not widely accepted.

I wish I was eternally youthful
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Gutshot
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You are a baby forever, and never mentally develop.

And stop mysteriously italicizing things if you don't want to be questioned.

I wish for a second wish after this initial one.
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