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Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Lady Selune
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Congrats. You're now basically a natural Hugh Jackman Wolverine.

I wish for bubble gum.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Reis
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I almost wrote a post saying how angry I was at this thread getting derailed.

Then I remembered this is the spam forum.

w/e. Person below me has the ability to manually dilate their pupils at will. Go nuts.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Kalleth
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Spam the hell out of that power and just mindfuck with people.

You can now cause the spam forum to not have spam. Use this power wisely.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by ClocktowerEchos
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Now that Spam is no longer full of Spam, its people manage to create something constructive and even formulate a plan for world domination which goes off perfectly since its not hindered by Spam.

Power: Your breath is naturally minty fresh.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Conch Shell VII
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The human mouth is one of the dirtiest places in the body, filled as it is with food and airborne pathogens and all manner of nasty things that fly around in the air on a daily basis. But not you. Your mouth is always -- always -- minty fresh. Your mouth is clean constantly, and it is so clean because microorganisms can't survive in your there. Anything that enters your mouth is eventually consumed and broken down into nothing, leaving nothing behind but the refreshing scent of mint. Your saliva is the world's strongest antibiotic, and using it, you can eventually cure any disease.

I once created a joke superhero who had the ability to teleport his arms, but no other part of his body and only within his line of sight. Try me.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Lady Selune
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Start swinging your arms, teleport, the latent momentum plus the energy from teleportation gives you one hell of a haymaker. Plus, put some brass knuckles on and you have a ranged weapon in your arms. Oh, and you can manipulate things from a good distance away, can never be tied up, etc.

You can call an airdrop crate with random contents once every day.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by The Dilemma
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Ever have someone who's around you that is just so damn annoying? Bam. Airdrop crate to the head. Bonus, you get the surprise content! It's just like a pass the passel game but you win every time! And now you have all these crates to use at home and be a good and organised person.

No matter how a person likes their toast toasted, buttered, which spread etc. you are able to make the perfect piece of toast for whoever asks, always.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Majoraa
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>You have become a legend among sandwiches

The ability to talk to animals.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by IntPenDespSword
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Wowzers, you are an amazing vet/animal behaviourist.

You have the power to convert an equivalent mass of any matter into fidget spinners.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Kalleth
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I use weaponized autism to destroy the planet. I then take the resultant particulate dust left from the fidget-spinner-splosion to reform the planet and start over, with fidget-spinner-based-lifeforms taking up the mantle of Earth's mightiest species. They have no concept of good or evil, just spinning. So, problem solved.

You have the power to eviscerate people by clicking your tongue. Whenever you click your tongue, whoever is in earshot of the clicking sound is disemboweled. Their guts go sploosh.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Reis
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Lead on someone who's only tryna fuck. Take him to some isolated campgrounds or something. Go in for a kiss, but before our lips touch... click.

Person below me has the ability to perfectly balance objects on their right middle finger on their first try.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Majoraa
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>You both flip the bird perfectly AND become a hit magician! Enjoy your life in da zirkus!

The ability to change game logic at will.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by ArenaSnow
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I force all participants to don pineapple avatars to continue my agenda. Because rules, yo.

The ability to memorize every single line of text from the book "Easy Windows 8.1". You do have to actually get it and read it, of course.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Kalleth
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Challenge Bill Gates to a duel of memory specifically referring to Windows 8.1. Win over majority shares of the country, and then shape the world to your whim, as head of a massive global conglomerate.

The person beneath gains the ability to get beneath anybody they choose. Interpret that as you will.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by IntPenDespSword
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Low hanging fruit, here I come. The most successful prostitute of all time.

The ability to conjure seeds to a random plant at will, though with no control over which plant.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by ArenaSnow
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With the randomness variety presumably encompassing all possible plants in the world, I create a garden that consists of virtually every plant variety, and charge people extortionate sums to gamble at what form of plant they will get upon special request.

The power to think.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by IntPenDespSword
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I'm already doing better than a lot of people

(Does that count, though? It's not like I can't do that already.)

Uh, great, I can now make reasonable predictions about the future using contextual information.

The ability to always have some sort of speed boost when playing racing games.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by ChickenTeriyaki
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Soon, an evil scientist uses some sort of teleforce death ray to send the world's population into a virtual version of the world, so that he can be able to control and shape it at will. He then walks around New York City in his giant robot.

Fortunately, this virtual world counts as a racing game. You ride an airplane into the head of the robot, wherein the mad scientist is stationed. You approach at a faster-than-eyesight speed, and neither do the mad scientist's reflexes nor does the robot's advanced multi-dimensional analysis software catch you. The plane explodes, the mad scientist dies, and you are hailed as a heroic martyr by all.

The power to become more slippery.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by IntPenDespSword
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So slippery, in fact, that you reach a point closer to zero friction than ever met by any man. Of course, for ease of use, it's only your back that is slippery, the rest is as normal. Now, whenever you need to get somewhere fast, just lie down, and nyooom.

The power to conjure rainbows. Bonus points for realism.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by ChickenTeriyaki
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Bonus points for realism.

I see what you did there. :D

A huge flood happens, much to your anticipation. After the catastrophic event, you conjure a rainbow. You proclaim yourself to have descended directly from Noah, and you form a cult. Soon, your cult begins fiddling around with public relations and wide-reaching monopolies. You become rich, and you now control society from behind.

The power to have sour-tasting urine.

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