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Stay tunned for our sub plot where Kennedy ties to fight the insurance company for the unrealistic premiums the Sunday Group is forced to pay!

Meanwhile when they ask for Manny's quote, he's already bailed out the window.
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~Like a good neighbor, State Farm is oh hell no, not you again~
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@Naril "We are farmers! now get the fuck away from us."
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The State Farm guy appears and is immediately trapped within a pentacle.
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@Penny "Perfect I just needed some blood for a totem. This won't hurt at all. Though your soul will be subject to eternal torment."
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Okay, now to find some dinner in this teeming hive of a city, and then writin' time.

Naril's Adventures: Please Leave Me Alone Even Though You're Cute, I Have Broken Ribs And Also I Want To Write And I Don't Live Here.

probably not a great book title.
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Okay, now to find some dinner in this teeming hive of a city, and then writin' time.

Naril's Adventures: Please Leave Me Alone Even Though You're Cute, I Have Broken Ribs And Also I Want To Write And I Don't Live Here.

probably not a great book title.


'Naril's Adventures: How About No'
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It is really, really hard to have sex with broken ribs. That's probably the worst part.

Edit, or I suppose I should say, “enjoy.” Thats the hard part.
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@Naril While I'm glad to hear you're having fun I just pictured a person with your avatar for a face and yeah it's just kinda weird watching them doing it...
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You’ll be happy to know I don’t actually look like an artistic representation of Raven from Alaska Native mythology, then, I’m sure. :P

And I’m really not having *that* kind of fun at the moment. I just know that from the *last* time I cracked a rib, and was less single at the time.

Back to writing.
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NEver broken a bone and I hope I never will. Lots of dislocations though, but I'm super flexible.
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It is really, really hard to have sex with broken ribs. That's probably the worst part.

Edit, or I suppose I should say, “enjoy.” Thats the hard part.


The worst thing I've ever had to deal with in sex was an ear infection, which granted, made my head swimmy!
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I've never had a problem with sex... except having sex... Just had to date the asexual girl didn't I...
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That's what I get for living in a different time zone. I wake up and I've missed the sex talk T_T
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That's what I get for living in a different time zone. I wake up and I've missed the sex talk T_T


Ha, Sex while seriously injured. Discuss!
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Oh sex talk now? Lemme in on this!

Sex with medical issues? Hmm, worst I've done was sex with a sprained wrist. I am part of the mile high club though >.>

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Somehow I don't think sex with muscle fever counts
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You'd think with all my working out and martial arts that I'd have a few injured sex stories, but I'm either uninteresting or unlucky. Though my ear infection was because I'd just gotten off an 8 hour plane flight. Not exactly the mile high club though.
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I'm only part of the Mile-High Club by living somewhere over a mile above sea level, ha.

I should have a post up a little later today!
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@NarilThat's cheating
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