I turned 21 and got my first kiss all in the same weekend

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

*Ahem* I ship it. That is all.

@Meiyuki

I remember when Spam ships were all the rage. I'm nostalgic just thinking about it.

[Awson]

No one never loses.

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I remember when Spam ships were all the rage. I'm nostalgic just thinking about it.

@Raxacoricofallapatorius

This is an important flagship of pleasent memories and a hopeful futures.

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

I've put a lot of thought into it recently and I've decided that I don't ever want to fall in love. It just seems so troublesome. But damn I will definitely make out with a hot goth boy at comic con once in a while. 10/10.

[Awson]

Late bloomers seem to take some pretty bold stances on relationships.

I could probably go back and forth with you on this thing, but this isn't the time or place.

I will say that I doubt you'll hold on to that idea for too long.

[Meiyuki]

Love isn't something you do. It's something that happens to you. No matter now much you resist.

It's a bitch like that, and I'd join you if I didn't know that I'll be falling for yet another pretty young lady within a couple months.

But I'll drink to it.

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

Late bloomers seem to take some pretty bold stances on relationships.

I could probably go back and forth with you on this thing, but this isn't the time or place.

I will say that I doubt you'll hold on to that idea for too long.

@Awson

You're right because the older I get the more I realize I'm constantly changing and that's why I don't want it because I'm more afraid that someone will fall for the person I am today and then tomorrow I'll be different and not the same person they thought they loved. You know? It's complicated like that. I mean the idea of love is nice I'm sure, but also pretty fucking terrifying.

Love isn't something you do. It's something that happens to you. No matter now much you resist.

It's a bitch like that, and I'd join you if I didn't know that I'll be falling for yet another pretty young lady within a couple months.

But I'll drink to it.

@Meiyuki

See I've always had two ideas of love, the first is one that you choose. It's the same for family, friends, romantic partners in that you choose to treat them with the same kind of repect and give them the same kind of support that they give you, in spite of when you fight or disagree you still choose to be there for them and make up.

Then there's romantic love, the kind you can't really control that sneaks up on you and makes you feel and act weird but at the same time it's such an amazing rush. It's fickle and comes and goes and that's the kind of love everyone writes songs and shit about because it's so damn crazy and unpredictable.

In the context of the first kind, I always try to show that kind of love to everyone I meet. Simply by respecting and acting kindlu toward others even if you yourself are having a bad day is one of those little things that helps make the world a better place.

As for the second, I haven't really experienced it (or at least it's never been reciprocated?) So I guess I've been lucky so far but I'm a little freaked out now that it might happen someday when I'm not expecting it. That would be really inconvenient.

[Meiyuki]

It will, that's the point. Don't worry too much though. I mean the worst it can do is wreck your entire worldview and give you pretty new dreams just to crush them.

The best it can do, however, is make this whole life thing have meaning.

Like the sea it's mysterious, wondrous, and requires alot of work if you don't want to die horribly. ;)

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

What an analogy. Kudos.

For now I'll try not to think about it too much and just worry about relevant things like thr fact I'm moving in a few months.

[KnightShade]

That sea analogy is deep.

[The Nexerus]

I think I'm 5'5".

@Awson

Short people are a stain on human society. We need to gather up all of the short people and concentrate them somewhere where they can be set apart from the rest of us. Maybe some kind of camp.

[NotAMouse]

Short people are a stain on human society. We need to gather up all of the short people and concentrate them somewhere where they can be set apart from the rest of us. Maybe some kind of camp.

@The Nexerus

Nex is 5'4" confirmed.

[Awson]

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Short people are a stain on human society. We need to gather up all of the short people and concentrate them somewhere where they can be set apart from the rest of us. Maybe some kind of camp.

@The Nexerus

Short-shaming is pretty fucked up. But I can't go into the details because any sort of defense I would have comes off as pathetic.

[Vilageidiotx]

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Nex is 5'4" confirmed.

@Taaj

He is Canadian. They are the hobbits of North America.

[The Nexerus]

Nex is 5'4" confirmed.

@Taaj

Actually I'm like a centimetre shy of 6ft. :c
Considering getting my legs surgically extended so that I can be just over the line.

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He is Canadian. They are the hobbits of North America.

@Vilageidiotx

Just looked it up out of curiosity. The U.S. and Canada, predictably, have the same average male height: 176cm, or 5 feet and 9 and a half inches. The hobbits of North America are the Mexicans, whose average male height is a solid three inches shorter than us Anglos (but still taller than Awson).

[Awson]

Hey, suck my balls, guy.

[Vilageidiotx]

The hobbits of North America are the Mexicans.

@The Nexerus

Trump is Saruman confirmed.

[genghismike]

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Trump is Saruman confirmed.

@Vilageidiotx

Saruman was actually pretty intelligent, cunning, and powerful.

Trump's an idiot.

He's more likely to be Azog >.>

Azog had an intense hatred towards Dwarves.

[The Nexerus]

Hey, suck my balls, guy.

@Awson

Lots of great figures from history have been shorter than the average guy. Just look at Jean of Arc, Florence Nightingale or Marie Curie.

Saruman was actually pretty intelligent, cunning, and powerful.

Trump's an idiot.

@genghismike

As funny as it would be to read, a story of an idiot bumbling his way to billions of dollars and the U.S. presidential election sounds like it'd belong in the fiction section to me. Not quite as silly as reductio ad hitlerum, but close. Hillary's "loose cannon" analogy seems a lot more fitting. Or just, y'know, politics on merits.

[Awson]

Who the FUCK is Genghismike

[genghismike]

Who the FUCK is Genghismike

@Awson

Some fucking Noob.

Sue me >.>

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As funny as it would be to read, a story of an idiot bumbling his way to billions of dollars and the U.S. presidential election sounds like it'd belong in the fiction section to me. Not quite as silly as reductio ad hitlerum, but close. Hillary's "loose cannon" analogy seems a lot more fitting. Or just, y'know, politics on merits.

@The Nexerus

I thought that was life in general? Idiots bumbling their way to riches and fame. You cannot seriously believe that Kanye West has skills in music and Kardashian.... well, whatever she does.

From what I've seen of Trump, he's a moron. Capable of appealing to the masses of idiots that are prevalent in the country, but even that is probably blind luck. Also, you can be an idiot and a "loose cannon".