[OOC] Beacon's Light: Rising - OOC (RWBY)

[Reaper]

RolePlayerRoxas said
He's busting out the Kumagawa, we can't push him any further.IT'S WOLF GIRL FRAWR RAWR EWGEBLVNWEBLWNFBE;KW

Insert doggie style joke here

[RolePlayerRoxas]

Asura said
In due time, it'll happen. Sweet Sakanade x Faunus smoochin'.YOU DON'T EVEN PLAY PASCALE, STUPID GRIZEL.

In my defense, I was incredibly tired when I read that and only processed about half of it.

Reaper said
Insert doggie style joke here

IT'S WOLF STY- Wait a minute.

[Asura]

When I introduce Lyndsey, Grizel is the first to get a face full of butt for this.

[Krayzikk]

Asura said
When I introduce Lyndsey, Grizel is the first to get a face full of butt for this.

I log on after a long weekend, glad to be back home, preparing to catch up on what I've missed...

And the first thing I see is this.

...

Good to know that this place is the same as ever. XD

[Asura]

Krayzikk said
I log on after a long weekend, glad to be back home, preparing to catch up on what I've missed...And the first thing I see is this....Good to know that this place is the same as ever. XD

Look, sometimes you get hit by a flying lynx butt. It happens to the best of us.

[Krayzikk]

I can honestly say that that has never happened, so I suppose I can also say I'm not the best of us.

Which is comforting in that I'm safe from the lynx, and saddening for my ego.

[Asura]

I'm not propelling the harem theme in this RP further by literally throwing girls at your character. I have standards!

[RolePlayerRoxas]

Asura said
When I introduce Lyndsey, Grizel is the first to get a face full of butt for this.

That does seem like the best way to make friends.

[Sixsmith]

Asura said
I'm not propelling the harem theme in this RP further by literally throwing girls at your character. I have standards!

You realize that eventually all the lynx butts are belong to harem protag Alistair.

#YouCantEscapeTheHarem

[ERode]

And then, Arara will mind control Alistair with her money, thus gaining true control over the harem...and getting lotsa friends~

Lust driven, slut friends who are only after Alistair's p0n0s, but still.

[Sixsmith]

Asura said
When I introduce Lyndsey, Grizel is the first to get a face full of butt for this.

You also realize how dirty that sounds?

Also Erode, I was silently shipping a person with someone else they had fully and completely set their slutty little eyes on. *cough*

But... Morella/Tarkus/Zoll, Grizel/Daiki/Sword, Reya/Orion (Actually really Orion/Isaac), Isaac/Arara (Racism begets racism begets angry racist sex), Pascale/NobodyQQ, Ollie/Rygar/Rygar'sDrugs, and Ali/TheRestofTheGirlsandBoys.

[Asura]

Sixsmith said
You realize that eventually all the lynx butts are belong to harem protag Alistair.#YouCantEscapeTheHarem

I will disband the harem with a well aimed wire below the belt. If I must sacrifice Alistair's manhood to stop this conspiracy, by dust I will do it.

[Sixsmith]

Asura said
I will disband the harem with a well aimed wire below the belt. If I must sacrifice Alistair's manhood to stop this conspiracy, by dust I will do it.

Cutting it off will just start a scavenger hunt. Unless... You eat it. Le dirty gasp.

[Asura]

Sixsmith said
Cutting it off will just start a scavenger hunt. Unless... You eat it. Le dirty gasp.

and I thought Lucius was into weird shit. You, sir, are breaking barrier not meant to be broken.

[LimeyPanda]

Sixsmith said
You also realize how dirty that sounds?Also Erode, I was silently shipping a person with someone else they had fully and completely set their slutty little eyes on. *cough*But... Morella/Tarkus/Zoll, Grizel/Daiki/Sword, Reya/Orion (Actually really Orion/Isaac), Isaac/Arara (Racism begets racism begets angry racist sex), Pascale/NobodyQQ, Ollie/Rygar/Rygar'sDrugs, and Ali/TheRestofTheGirlsandBoys.

You are truly a master of shipping.

Sadly for you, I am a master of Shearing.



Working on my posts now, should be up within 30-60 minutes.

[Krayzikk]

I leave for a few hours and y'all have threatened Alistair with castration.

that's not nice

what'd he ever do to you

[LimeyPanda]

I was threatening Sixsmith.

Alistar doesn't deserve castration yet.

yet.

[Sixsmith]

LimeyPanda said
I was threatening Sixsmith.Alistar doesn't deserve castration yet.

You'll be too busy writing Orion/Isaac fanfic to castrate anyone.

Mwuahaha.

[Krayzikk]

Asura said
I will disband the harem with a well aimed wire below the belt. If I must sacrifice Alistair's manhood to stop this conspiracy, by dust I will do it.

asura threatened castration

such violence

and directed at an innocent seventeen year old

[Sixsmith]

Krayzikk said
asura threatened castrationsuch violenceand directed at an innocent seventeen year old

Innocent is hardly the word I would use.

Oblivious maybe, but not innocent. We all know, if Alistair actually opened his eyes and saw all these people fawning over him, he'd lay down the law right then and there and have nasty, dirty sex with all of them.

Asura is just taking a precaution 'cause our oblivious protag isn't going to be oblivious forever. Unless... well, maybe I don't know the laws of animu too well, but precautions are always nice, just in case.