[OOC] The Texanis 63rd: A Humorous 40K RP

[Lady Selune]

Yee fuckin' haw boys.

[HeySeuss]

Hoo Dang, HERE WE GO Y'ALL!

(then the Orks sue.)

Edit: Hope that wasn't too over the top. But you know, I lived in Aggie Country for a while, I have it down. ;)

[BCTheEntity]

So, uh, @Jbcool, @Noxious? Are you two going to post at some point, please? We be waitin' on y'all's asses, cowpeople.

[Noxious]

Sorry man, works been a shit show. I'm shooting for tonight. I should be off in 3 or 4 hours.

[BCTheEntity]

@Noxious

Noice

[Jb]

@BCTheEntity I'm working on a post, don't you fret, young man.

[HeySeuss]

Someone's gotta put in a "Praise the Emperor and pass the ammo!"

I'm trying to think of every Texanism I ever heard here.

[BCTheEntity]

@Jbcool

@Noxious

Noice

@BCTheEntity

Incidentally, I have discovered the real planet of Texanis. Gentlemen, BEHOLD!

[Jb]

Posted.

[Noxious]

I'mma read Mista Cools and then I'll be posting up. Sorry about the delay friends.

[Jb]

@Noxious

he was kinda scrawny anyways and she didn’t want to snap him like a twig on their first day

Who the Hell you calling 'scrawny'?! My guys built like an athlete, ye poison dwarf!

[Noxious]

@Noxious

<Snipped quote>

Who the Hell you calling 'scrawny'?! My guys built like an athlete, ye poison dwarf!

@Jbcool

LOL. Ain't no linebacker. Hopefully the boy likes baseball.

[BCTheEntity]

@Jbcool@Noxious If you want muscle, Dale's got plenty for everyone. I mean, he's also lean, but you can be both lean and muscular, given that leanness is more a measure of body fat than anything else, I think.

Speaking of whom, would anybody mind if he poked his nose into Virgil's rather exceptional knowledge of Tau customs for a Guardsman? (Mostly aimed at @Lady Selune, as the GM and all.) And since we're on the topic, perhaps provide some knowledge of his own; I'm not sure how much xeno knowledge any given Commissar would possess, but since they have to go through the Schola Progenium and are evidently aware of the negative effects of the Warp and psyker abilities going haywire and other such things that a Guardsman would likely be executed for knowing, I'd assume sufficient to give a bit of tactical guidance to some backwater hicks.

[Jb]

@Jbcool@Noxious If you want muscle, Dale's got plenty for everyone. I mean, he's also lean, but you can be both lean and muscular, given that leanness is more a measure of body fat than anything else, I think.

Speaking of whom, would anybody mind if he poked his nose into Virgil's rather exceptional knowledge of Tau customs for a Guardsman? (Mostly aimed at @Lady Selune, as the GM and all.) And since we're on the topic, perhaps provide some knowledge of his own; I'm not sure how much xeno knowledge any given Commissar would possess, but since they have to go through the Schola Progenium and are evidently aware of the negative effects of the Warp and psyker abilities going haywire and other such things that a Guardsman would likely be executed for knowing, I'd assume sufficient to give a bit of tactical guidance to some backwater hicks.

@BCTheEntity

Somehow I feel like people don't actually read my Character Sheets...you pretty much just described him.

That being said, poke your nose in as far as you like, (Junior) Commissar.

[Noxious]

I read everyone's character sheet to ascertain weaknesses that I can exploit at a latter date....but I doubt Lolly is going to be the conniving one in this bunch so I just read them for fun. AND all of your characters are 6 feet tall. ALL of them. Except mine. I am riding on someone's shoulders at some point. I think Dale volunteered.

[BCTheEntity]

@Noxious Clearly, y'all ain't never been ta Texanis. Err'body there's six feet high, leastways. Lolly May's th'ception thurr.

[Noxious]

@Noxious Clearly, y'all ain't never been ta Texanis. Err'body there's six feet high, leastways. Lolly May's th'ception thurr.

@BCTheEntity

6 feet is considered average (if not a little short ), but not for womens!

[BCTheEntity]

@Noxious Maybe where you come from. On Texanis, it's at least 6 feet for everybody. Besides, you need tall, strapping folk to do well in the military, and 5'5" ain't tall or strapping.

[HeySeuss]

Well, in a world of eight foot high supersoldiers...

[Noxious]

I promise, if it wasn't supposed to be funny, I still would have a character of inappropriate size.