[OOC] The Texanis 63rd: A Humorous 40K RP

[BCTheEntity]

@Noxious In all fairness, Ratlings. Might be a new player comes along and has a Ratling native to the planet transferred into Alexis' squad or something, or they were there from the get-go. Who knows? Are there even Ratlings native to Texanis? Maybe there are, but we'd have to look it up.

Anyways, I did another post, at Jb's behest. Folks may or may not have realised by now, but Dale is kind of the straight man of the group, for the time being at least, as evidenced by his Commissar-ly behaviour.

[Jb]

Who knows? Are there even Ratlings native to Texanis?

@BCTheEntity

I imagine they'd represent the inbred hicks of that great state planet.

[HeySeuss]

There, posted up with some more country gibberish. Hoo dang.

[Noxious]

edit: ignore me. I need sleep

[Lady Selune]

Ladies and gents. In my next post, you will be introduced to supporting character Odysseus Jones. His name is spelt in the American style, and his parents cannot read, so it is also spelt terribly.

'WHEN IT MAKES THE CLICKING SOUND, THAT MEANS IT'S OUT OF AMMO!'

[BCTheEntity]

@Lady Selune To help pass the time, let's have players guess how it's spelt. I'm going to go with "Oeaedeaeseaeauase Jeoaenaes".

[Lady Selune]

@Lady Selune To help pass the time, let's have players guess how it's spelt. I'm going to go with "Oeaedeaeseaeauase Jeoaenaes".

@BCTheEntity

Oh for fucks sake...

[Jb]

<Snipped quote by BCTheEntity>

Oh for fucks sake...

@Lady Selune

Oddeeseeus Jyones?

[Lady Selune]

Sorry for this guys, but my hand is brused to shit and I can't really type properly right now.

[BCTheEntity]

@Lady Selune That's alright. Bruised hands make not for good typing.

@Jbcool Good post. As far as Virgil's confusion goes, Guardsmen aren't enlisted to know stuff about their enemies, other than where to shoot them to kill them. I think that's true, anyway. I might be wrong. I'm pretty sure leniency in any form isn't something Commissars like risking, regardless. Dale sure doesn't. Ahohoho.

[Jb]

@Jbcool Good post. As far as Virgil's confusion goes, Guardsmen aren't enlisted to know stuff about their enemies, other than where to shoot them to kill them. I think that's true, anyway. I might be wrong. I'm pretty sure leniency in any form isn't something Commissars like risking, regardless. Dale sure doesn't. Ahohoho.

@BCTheEntity

You're confusing the character with the player here. :)

I'M well aware of that, but Virgil is not, all he sees is some guy shouting at him for trying to provide information on a potential foe. As such he'll just keep quiet for now.

[BCTheEntity]

@Jbcool Just making sure Virgil knows as a result of me metagaming the knowledge for him. But yeah, that's cool.

[Lady Selune]

I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK.

Post incoming.

[Lady Selune]

So, for those wondering:
Imperial Forces:
Salamanders
Rangers
Imperial Guard
Adeptus Sorotia Bolter Bitches

Xenos:
Tau
Orks
Eldar
Dark Eldar.

[BCTheEntity]

@Lady Selune Hell yeah motherfucker, time for this shit to get fuckin' LIT... thanks to large quantities of flashlights. Oh wait a second, we have SP weapons. Badum tshh.

[BCTheEntity]

@Jbcool@HeySeuss@Noxious This is to make sure you guys are still paying attention to the thread. And since raw bump is no fun, how are you guys today? Has anything interesting happened? Share your stories with the thread, and so on.