[OOC] The Cosmic Jest - A Fantasy with Steampunk Elements Roleplay

[IceHeart]

@Aquanthe

Quite the pretty character sheet. Everything looks in order and she seems to fit in well with the world. I can see no problems with it, good job.

I'll be starting to accept characters now, I'll be mentioning which ones are ready in a bit and which need some work.

[IceHeart]

@Apollosarcher@KRAZY J@Aquanthe

Characters are accepted.

@Lord Orgasmo

So like I had said earlier, would like you to add the reason why he took up this job, or why he is heading over here in the first place if you go that route. Once that is done I'll give it another looksie.

[KRAZY J]

Hell Yeah!!! LOL

[Lord Orgasmo]

@IceHeart Alright, I gave it my best shot. Wrote some more in the hider on the last page.

[IceHeart]

@Lord Orgasmo

Thank you. Just fix that second sentence in the last paragraph, the grammar nazi in me is raging, so after that is fixed the character will be accepted.

[Lord Orgasmo]

@IceHeart All fixed

[rush99999]

Here's mine.

Gear Heart Mark 4

Name: Gear Heart Mark 4

Appearance

Age: 9

Gender: None (But referred to in male terms.)

Race: Iron Golem

Skills:

• Amazing Strength: What can he lift? An easier question would be what can't he lift.
• Incredible Durability: It'll take some serious effort to put him down.
• Lacks Human Needs: Gear Heart needs no sleep, sustenance, or air.
• Music Box: When the gears exposed by the heart shaped hole in the golem's chest start turning, a built in music box begins playing a beautiful song.
• Rapid Plant Growth: For unknown reasons, poppies, vines, and dandelions occasionally grow rapidly across Gear Heart's body. Whether he can control this or not is anyone's guess.
• 6th Sense: Gear Heart always innately knows Veronica's current location and if she's in danger.

History: Ever since their 1st appearance, golems have been universally considered a modern marvel. But none have been more so acclaimed than the Gear Heart models. Created by an eccentric gnome inventor through top secret methods, the Gear Hearts are as sought after and beneficial to their owners as they are rare. And with each version, Gear Hearts become even more sought after, even more of an asset, and even harder to find.

So this begs the question. How did a minor noble like Baron Asmothe get his hands on such a golem? Honest payment? Dishonest villainy? Neither. The answer is much more simple and like the eccentric gnome who made the golems in the 1st place, rather strange. On the day of Veronica's 1st birthday, she was stolen from her crib by 1 of the servants. The servant would have escaped unnoticed had it not been for a large box blocking the front door. After the servant was caught, the box was opened. Inside was a freshly made Gear Heart Mark 4. It was the 1st of its kind and the most advanced model at the time. Along with it came a note from the inventor wishing the baron luck with his cursed daughter. How the gnome knew of the curse or why he gave away a highly expensive golem free of charge is anyone's guess. But even so, Gear Heart has been around ever since and rarely leaves Veronica's side.

[IceHeart]

@rush99999 I like the golem he's accepted; however, the leprechaun I'm not so sure about. Having a wish granter character seems a bit abusable. Hmmm, what do the rest of you think about the little green man?

[Kuro]

@IceHeartI think the golem is a better character. The leprechaun would probably end flipping the RP plot upside down from the point it's supposed to be at.

[rush99999]

@IceHeart @Aquanthe

Leprechaun? What leprechaun? I see no leprechaun and I certainly don't recall ever making a leprechaun as a character.

[Kuro]

@rush99999 Very funny, English muffin. Very funny.

[rush99999]

@Aquanthe

I didn't make any joke though.

[Lord Orgasmo]

I'm also here.

[rush99999]

I'm also here.

@Lord Orgasmo

Duly noted.

[IceHeart]

@rush99999 Alright so Golem only it is. Time to close up the roleplay to other people and get cracking.

[KRAZY J]

Yay!!! Lol

[IceHeart]

So everyone just has to think now about how long they have been on protection duty. Some for a while and others very little. The first 'year' will be mostly at the homestead and will showcase the craziness of a cursed life.

Most posts there will be at least one bad thing happening or ready to happen so always be on your guard.

[Lord Orgasmo]

Seeing as magic exists, would it be logical to assume potions exist?

[IceHeart]

Seeing as magic exists, would it be logical to assume potions exist?

@Lord Orgasmo

Yes indeed.

[rush99999]

Upon seeing the flower Jack also added, "Hopefully that's the celandine poppy good for failing eyes, and not the poppy somniferum a drug in sweet disguise."

@KRAZY J