Granted! you are perfectly free from even the most basic laws of the universe- and since you no longer can conform to physics as we understand it, your molecules and atoms dissociate from each other and eventually you cease to exist in any definable form.
I wish to be invulnerable to all forms of weapons/damage irl.
Granted and as such this site no longer exists. Now all @Kurisu Shiruba extra time is spent going out of your mind! Taken to a mental hospital you are experimented on since instead of watching Netflix the staff occupy their time lobotomizing patients like you.
I wish the internet was a continual free resource uninhibited by regional restrictions.