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Demonic cupcake what happens when you accidently posses a cupcake

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Your cotton candy gives you rottin teeth

I wish to live out a happy life
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You are the happiest person in the world, until you die of happiness.

too much happy is pretty bad for you, ya know?

I wish to live forever!
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Granted you are now an immortal as a statue you live out your life under the horrible rule of pigeons.

I wish for real freedom!
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Granted! you are perfectly free from even the most basic laws of the universe- and since you no longer can conform to physics as we understand it, your molecules and atoms dissociate from each other and eventually you cease to exist in any definable form.

I wish to be invulnerable to all forms of weapons/damage irl.
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Granted, @Vesuvius00 are now a cartoon character and work for acme.

I wish for the environment to fight back!
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Granted. Humans start dying by the millions as nature finds new ways to defend itself from us. you'd better get yourself into a bubble and hope no spiders or spores can get to you.

I wish cartoon characters were real! (a la "Who Framed Roger Rabbit")
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Granted, Betty boop now lives you and stalks your every move!

I wish @shadowdragon was happy today and tomorrow! ^^
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Granted but it costs my own happiness.

I wish I could be really good at being creepy. (Who needs happiness when you have creepiness?)
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Granted however it is because your@Winter Star12 overly happy all the time.

I wish @shadowdragon had more free time!
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Granted but that time can be used for nothing

I wish that i could get ready in a presentable fashion that fits where i'm going in seconds.
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Granted, unfortunately you used the one time ability when you were born.

I wish I could have a pet.
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Granted. Your pet hates you and goes out of its way to make you miserable.

I wish for more Sabaton songs.
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Granted however the songs are sung by nickleback, and you are deaf.

I wish nickleback never existed!
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granted, but now all the songs they would have made were done by a group called Quarterback instead, and now everyone loves them.

I wish the weather would chill out. either rain, or don't. make up your mind Sky!
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Granted. It never stops raining. EVER. Hope you own an ark.

I wish to be cured of my adhd
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Granted. It never stops raining. EVER. Hope you own an ark.

I wish to be cured of my adhd


You're cured of the disorder, but you develop OCD.

I wish internet was used only for scientific researching.
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Granted and as such this site no longer exists. Now all @Kurisu Shiruba extra time is spent going out of your mind! Taken to a mental hospital you are experimented on since instead of watching Netflix the staff occupy their time lobotomizing patients like you.

I wish the internet was a continual free resource uninhibited by regional restrictions.
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Granted. It doesn't run on your service provider.

I wish for bacon!
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Granted, but it's all rotten.

I wish I was a great comedian.
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Granted but not many people know of you.

I wish my cinnamon bun of a demon OC named Snowdrop was real.
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