Kinda wishing I got paid to roleplay, rather than work, so that I may re-prioritize my time the way I want to.
Granted, however the money is bit coin and good RP is never in that dark part of the internet. Your PC becomes hacked, encrypted lock out, then virus coated to corrupt everything inside and connected to it! Dooming you to a life of discount prostitution to help pay for a new one.
I wish for the total and complete reform of all governments to allow an uncorruptable version form. yes i know this is a paradox that could never be granted without destroying the very fabric of reality dooming us all to a black hole of time space compression.