A sudden unwanted creature flung themselves onto their back, and started speaking in dumb rhymes. They quickly snatched them by the back of the neck and held the little vermin out in front of them. "Now what in the hell do you think you're doin'?" They asked, "And I ain't a man and I certainly ain't no doe either. Don't go assumin' it again." They said as they tossed the gremlin into the ground. "And put that eye back in your head, creep."