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@ZAVAZggg@Dark Cloud "Oh. You comin too?" Jesse asked Zyx rhetorically, but continued to the building "This is the place."

He went up to the entrance but was stopped at the door.

"No. No no no. This ain't the homeless shelter." Said one of the guards. Jesse responded by breaking the guard's arm and kicking his teeth in.


"No *belch* It's n-not," Rick said looking at the reader "F-fuck off I can't be funny all th-all the time, like I'm not Don fu*belch*-ucking Rickles!" he gives the reader the middle finger and follows the other two.
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After what felt like hours of nervously crossing the busy street, Wilson finally arrived a short distance away from his destination. It didn’t take long to notice a small group dealing with not-so-happy-looking fellows. Guards? The scientist swore under his breath. If they weren’t allowing most to enter, something special must be happening inside! A voice in the back of his head was tugging at him now!

Sighing, Higgsbury scuttled closer. Maybe he could slip by while they were distracted? He was possibly small enough! But before he could even attempt, the group’s leader(?) launched at a guard, snapping an arm and shattering those teeth with ease!

That froze the scientist in his tracks, those hidden eyes wide and his mouth agape. W-what!? Violence! Was it for a good cause!?
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@ZAVAZggg@MajorGremlin@Dark Cloud There would be more violence when another guard grabbed Jesse. This was a stupid idea obviously as for one thing Jesse had murdered a squad of police and SWAT the day prior, and for another thing Jesse had fashioned the pieces of one of the broken axes into a decent shiv. Jesse jammed the shiv into the artery in one of the guard's thighs, causing him to let go and start yelling.

"Shit! Call the cops!" He yelled, but Jesse delivered an uppercut to rival Tyson, Ali, or any of the best UFC fighters, knocking out the guard almost immediately.

He was then confronted with a challenge alien to him. The entrance was no like any door he had seen before. It rotated. In truth these did exist where he was from, but either the glass would be broken or the rotating door would be damaged in some significant way. Confused, he searched for the handle, to find pushing it made it move (rotate). He looked at Rick and Zyx.

"It must be a trap."

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"We going on a trip? Clanton didn't say anything about this." Said one of the guys to the others. Another man stepped forward.

"This is the Moonlight Falls branch for Amazon's corporate offices. Did Mr. Claton order you?" He asked

"HEY!" Yelled another man storming in from the hallway "What are you all standing around for?" The man was middle aged, balding, obviously part of the management, and red with anger.

"Who the fuck are you?" He shouted at Elvis.
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@ZAVAZggg@MajorGremlin@Dark Cloud There would be more violence when another guard grabbed Jesse. This was a stupid idea obviously as for one thing Jesse had murdered a squad of police and SWAT the day prior, and for another thing Jesse had fashioned the pieces of one of the broken axes into a decent shiv. Jesse jammed the shiv into the artery in one of the guard's thighs, causing him to let go and start yelling.

"Shit! Call the cops!" He yelled, but Jesse delivered an uppercut to rival Tyson, Ali, or any of the best UFC fighters, knocking out the guard almost immediately.

He was then confronted with a challenge alien to him. The entrance was no like any door he had seen before. It rotated. In truth these did exist where he was from, but either the glass would be broken or the rotating door would be damaged in some significant way. Confused, he searched for the handle, to find pushing it made it move (rotate). He looked at Rick and Zyx.

"It must be a trap."

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"We going on a trip? Clanton didn't say anything about this." Said one of the guys to the others. Another man stepped forward.

"This is the Moonlight Falls branch for Amazon's corporate offices. Did Mr. Claton order you?" He asked

"HEY!" Yelled another man storming in from the hallway "What are you all standing around for?" The man was middle aged, balding, obviously part of the management, and red with anger.

"Who the fuck are you?" He shouted at Elvis.


"It's a revolving door," Zyx said, striding forward and through the now spinning doorway. "Now come along."
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"I'm the King ,daddy ." Elvis replied with a shake of his hips.
"Elvis Aaron Presley, at your service. "
"Now, I know this isn't Graceland, so mind telling me how I came from up there to down here?" asked Elvis as he looked up to the sky.
Elvis held his hand up, palm out " Yes, I am quite aware that I am dead, I just wanna go home, so whoever brought me here, needs to send me back, mama will Start worrying."
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As one would expect, the second guard attempted to avenge his partner, only to be put down with an odd knife lodged into his thigh! Blocking his ears over the cries for authorities, Wilson watched as the guard’s pain only worsened before the knock-out!

Note to self; don’t ever mess with the folks around here.

But now that the guards were dealt with, it’d be easy getting inside, right? Though he wasn’t too sure that following this party would be safe-- Pfff! Bah! Didn’t matter! This was for the sake of fetching his family, and risks were meant to be taken! He’s done worse anywho! The gentleman scientist warily stepped closer, shortly pausing yet again over the door’s rotation! He blinked rapidly, his mouth mimicking an ‘O’.

Stars above, it’s been so long since he’s seen one of these beauties! He’d almost forgotten about their existence!

Wilson drew even closer for a better look-see, along with his intentions of following this group holding strong -- That’s if they were heading to the top of this tower, and...

“E-er, excuse me!” Finally stepping up to the others, he’d crane his neck to look up at them with a worried grin pasted over his face. “Are you heading to the top of this building, by any chance? You won’t mind if another curious soul tags along, will you~?”
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@MajorGremlin@ZAVAZggg@Dark Cloud Jesse turned around and leered at the small man in a labcoat. The man was small enough to be a child, but it wasn't much weirder than anything else that was happening.

"Come." He said simply, as he walked in with his gun drawn, ready for anything. Jesse thought he could be storming the stronghold of some warlord. In truth, all he would be doing is terrorizing a bunch of office drones.

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"Yeah." The manager said with a cruel smirk "Security is coming real soon, and then some nice men in white coats will take you right home to the happy house."

The elevator opened again and a woman walked up to the manager frantically.

"Sir, we have an active assailant situation. It looks like theres three of them. They killed the security guards." She said

"Ah christ." The manager huffed.
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"I ain't nuts, and you guys ain't taking me anywhere." Elvis said as he judo flipped the manager,and spun around kicking another suit in the chest.
He karate chopped another suit, before running towards the door where another suit was standing in the way.
Elvis jumped sidekicked the man thru the open doorway.
"Learned that from Bruce Lee."
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@MajorGremlin@ZAVAZggg@Dark Cloud Jesse turned around and leered at the small man in a labcoat. The man was small enough to be a child, but it wasn't much weirder than anything else that was happening.

"Come." He said simply, as he walked in with his gun drawn, ready for anything. Jesse thought he could be storming the stronghold of some warlord. In truth, all he would be doing is terrorizing a bunch of office drones.

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"Yeah." The manager said with a cruel smirk "Security is coming real soon, and then some nice men in white coats will take you right home to the happy house."

The elevator opened again and a woman walked up to the manager frantically.

"Sir, we have an active assailant situation. It looks like theres three of them. They killed the security guards." She said

"Ah christ." The manager huffed.


The look Jesse gave was definitely not a kind one, but the much-taller man hadn’t punted Wilson across the street, or worse, upon seeing him. So that was a decent start, at least! Higgsbury was no obstacle, so there’s no need to waste even the slightest smidge of energy, yes, don’t you worry!

Adding more to his surprise, Wilson was allowed to tag along! Shivering and releasing a sigh of relief, his nervous smile melted away into something small and somewhat calm. “Thank you, thank you!” Oh, this was already much better than wandering about all alone in an unknown world! Along with that; giant bodyguards to combat other giants! Glorious!
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@Kenshi The lady stood watching in horror as Elvis beat up her coworkers. First the gang assaulting her workplace, then kung fu Elvis. What the hell is going on?

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Jesse looked around for stairs, holding his gun ready as people either froze in terror or ducked behind their desks. He didn't understand how elevators worked or really what they were. Then he spotted a staircase. Two, in fact. But they were...moving. He had never seen working escalators before either.
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After disposing of the two T1 machines, Cyber Jason continued his rampage, killing , murdering and destroying anyone or anything in his path, as he continued to look for the Terminator.
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@Kenshi "Oh man." Morty said to himself as he walked nervously around the industrial part of the city "Maybe I should have stayed with that Jesse guy. Maybe he could have found Rick by now. Ugh why am I always so stupid?" He complained, before noticing a SWAT van speed down the road and stop near some creepy metal guy.

The van opened up and seven SWAT members open fire on Uber Jason with their SMGs. Morty freaked out.

"Oh man what have I gotten myself into?"
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@Kenshi "Oh man." Morty said to himself as he walked nervously around the industrial part of the city "Maybe I should have stayed with that Jesse guy. Maybe he could have found Rick by now. Ugh why am I always so stupid?" He complained, before noticing a SWAT van speed down the road and stop near some creepy metal guy.

The van opened up and seven SWAT members open fire on Uber Jason with their SMGs. Morty freaked out.

"Oh man what have I gotten myself into?"


The bullets tinged off causing little sparks like miniature fireworks.
Uber Jason grabbed a swat team member by his vest and threw him across the street, landing near Morty.
He grabbed one swat cop with both hands on each side of his helmet and squeezed, popping his head like a grape.
Jason kicked his foot thru another cop, leaving a size 14 hole in his chest.
He grabbed two more swat cops and pummeled them over and over against the swat van, smashing and crushing their bodies.
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@Kenshi Morty's eyes bulged with horror "Oh god oh man! Murder robots!" He yelled "RIIICCKKK!"

He fled the scene into a metal foundry, hoping his grandfather would show up and save the day.
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@Kenshi The lady stood watching in horror as Elvis beat up her coworkers. First the gang assaulting her workplace, then kung fu Elvis. What the hell is going on?

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Jesse looked around for stairs, holding his gun ready as people either froze in terror or ducked behind their desks. He didn't understand how elevators worked or really what they were. Then he spotted a staircase. Two, in fact. But they were...moving. He had never seen working escalators before either.


"H-h*belch*-hey midget scientist," Rick said acknowledging Wilson, as he followed Jesse and Zyx up the escalator "Ththis guy amiright?" he pointed at a dumbfounded Jesse "Wweird he's never seen a fuckin escalator in his life" he shrugged.
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"H-h*belch*-hey midget scientist," Rick said acknowledging Wilson, as he followed Jesse and Zyx up the escalator "Ththis guy amiright?" he pointed at a dumbfounded Jesse "Wweird he's never seen a fuckin escalator in his life" he shrugged.


"I suspect that's because he's not from a world that uses them," Zyx replied, his gaze fixed on the rest of the building that lay ahead.
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"I suspect that's because he's not from a world that uses them," Zyx replied, his gaze fixed on the rest of the building that lay ahead.


"I forgot that some worlds are full of c-*belch*-cave men." barely glancing at Zyx he replied.
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"I forgot that some worlds are full of c-*belch*-cave men." barely glancing at Zyx he replied.


"An unfortunate reality."

With that Zyx fell silent, quickly stepping off once they'd arrived on the building's upper floor.

"Now, let's see what we can find."
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@Dark Cloud@ZAVAZggg@MajorGremlin "I'm one of the smarter and better educated people where I'm from." Jesse said defensively, as he awkwardly went up the escalator. Escalators may have seemed rather benign to someone from this world, but it was a surreal experience for Jesse. He felt relieved when the escalator seemed to end at the second floor...only to notice there were more escalators to get to the top.

"Whatever happened to normal stairs?" He asked as he got on the next escalators reluctantly.

They eventually arrived at an office area, with silent miserable zombie-like humans getting through their work day staring at their computers as if they were terminally ill and on death's doorstep. Even in Jesse's apocalypse world where it was common to be torturously executed or eaten by mountain lions, Jesse had never seen this level of misery from so many people.

"Whats wrong with them?" He whispered to anyone who would answer.
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@Dark Cloud@ZAVAZggg@MajorGremlin "I'm one of the smarter and better educated people where I'm from." Jesse said defensively, as he awkwardly went up the escalator. Escalators may have seemed rather benign to someone from this world, but it was a surreal experience for Jesse. He felt relieved when the escalator seemed to end at the second floor...only to notice there were more escalators to get to the top.

"Whatever happened to normal stairs?" He asked as he got on the next escalators reluctantly.


"Convenience and laziness," Zyx said. "Plus advancements in technology as a whole."
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