[IC] Crossover Town

[MikkishtheLeprechaun]

@Kenshi Aww shit. The Terminator had only been there a few minutes and already he was fucking it up. He never noticed how much humans liked their clothes. Regardless, he had to keep a tough, stoic front.

“He is the one meant to save the world from the machines.” He put bluntly...even though he himself was a machine.

[Kenshi]

@MikkishtheLeprechaun

Ash looks around at all the different machines in the barcade, "Well, he's doing a piss poor job of it pal."
He walked over to an ATM and patted it with his hand, "This is a machine."
Ash walked to the arcades, and spread his arms out, "All these are machines. "
He walks back over to the big naked guy, and points outside to the cars, "Those are machines to."
Ash smiles, "Some of the ladies say I'm a machine in bed."
Some random girl giggled .
"What? It's true, sorta."
" Are you guys some kind of green nut, wanting to youthanize America?"

[MikkishtheLeprechaun]

@Kenshi Oh goddamnit.

Why did this guy have to keep finding ways the Terminator and Connor we’re screwing up? These...boxes were surely some kind of prototype. And surely they would endanger the human race and John Connor.

He picked up one of the kiosks with his Android strength, and smashed it on the ground, then punched a hole through it.

“Hey!” Yelled the bartender “You owe the bar for that machine!”

The Terminator knew nothing of what the barkeep spoke of, and smashed another machine.

“Get out!” The bartender yelled, before immediately backing down, and staring helplessly as the Terminator destroyed every game.

[Kenshi]

"Shit, that's my cue to leave." Ash said as he ducked out the front door with the other patrons.
"Taxi!"
Ash kept looking back at the big crazed guy destroying everything inside.
"Great job Ash, a machine in bed, now this weird naked guy might come for me next."
Ash started walking down the sidewalk, picking up pace, before turning the corner at a dead run.
"Shit...shit...shit. "

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The Valeyard strode out into the busy streets, just strolling about on the sidewalk for the time being.

[MikkishtheLeprechaun]

@Kenshi Jesse was still trying to comprehend the reality of a talking mountain lion) cheetah, when he saw the chainsaw guy from earlier.

“Hey you!” He barked “Explain those armed men in uniform, this world, and this talking mountain lion.”

[Kenshi]

@ZAVAZggg

Ash wasn't paying attention and smacked right into an older gentleman.
"Oh sh...hey, uh sorry about that mister."
He held his hand up at the man, "Excuse me, gotta catch my breath."
Ash stood up, looking back to make sure he wasn't followed, " You wouldn't believe the day I am having, first I kill Peter pan, the peanut butter guy, and then some naked muscled freak talking about machines taking over, is wrecking some arcade."

Ash turned and saw Jesse, "Ah shit, it can get worse, here is another basket case."

[MikkishtheLeprechaun]

@KenshiJesse understood to a minimal degree what “basket case” meant. He knew it was a saying and not literal, but didn’t realize it meant crazy.

“Look, guy, I don’t know what that means honestly. All I know is I was shot in the head but instead of Helheim, I am in this strange place with mountain lions that talk, but there is no way this is Valhalla.” Jesse said with conviction.

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@ZAVAZggg

Ash wasn't paying attention and smacked right into an older gentleman.
"Oh sh...hey, uh sorry about that mister."
He held his hand up at the man, "Excuse me, gotta catch my breath."
Ash stood up, looking back to make sure he wasn't followed, " You wouldn't believe the day I am having, first I kill Peter pan, the peanut butter guy, and then some naked muscled freak talking about machines taking over, is wrecking some arcade."

Ash turned and saw Jesse, "Ah shit, it can get worse, here is another basket case."

@Kenshi

"It's no trouble," the Valeyard said as he readjusted his suit. The things the man, who had a chainsaw for am arm, spoke of were quite strange. Well, to most people anyway, as the Valeyard himself had been through more than his fair share of unusual things. It was funny though, that the Time Lords hadn't taken notice of this place yet. Especially if such things were true.

They hated paradox after all.

Still, he hardly had time to indulge in such speculations, for mere seconds after the man had paused to catch his breath, another person appeared. One the human standing before him seemed to bear an intense dislike or at least exasperation for.

[Letmehaveone2]

@MikkishtheLeprechaun
Seriously? Fuli thought everyone knew what a cheetah was. "No, cheetah is my species. I should be in Africa, but I can already tell I am not." She tried to explain, but wasn't sure if she was making sense or not.

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Tee (my gnome) had decided upon finding a secluded spot as his new place to call home after ending his conversation with Valon.

Valon on the other hand decided to go and meet people. He first made sure he had his special tube his pocket by patting the one normally puts it in. "Seems like it's still there." With that, he looked up and began walking somewhere.

[Kenshi]

@MikkishtheLeprechaun

@ZAVAZggg

"Valhalla? Funny, you don't look anything like Thor."
Ash cocked his head back to the older gentleman behind him, and twirled his finger around his own head, "See what I mean, loco, el crazy o."
He turned back to Jesse with a big grin, " So your a Viking now, where's your axe, wooden shield, and horned helm?"
Ash held his hand up, "Don't answer, let me guess, hmmmm Loki stole them or maybeyouleftthematthefunnyfarm."

(That's supposed to be that way, he ran his sentence together real fast)

" Look pal, I don't have time for all this, I just killed a kid sorta, the peanut butter kid, the kid in leotards.and then this huge muscled naked guy starts destroying everything in the barcade, which may or may not had something to do with that. "
Ash sighed, " It was so much better before all of this ,when I had a life, and then that damn book went and fucked it up , and now I'm living in Stephen King's head."
Ash shakes his hand in frustration, "What do you want from me?"

[MikkishtheLeprechaun]

@Kenshi@Letmehaveone2@ZAVAZggg

Jesse didn’t know half of what Ash was talking about, but knew he was an asshole. Clearly Jesse seemed crazy to Ash, but from Jesse’s point of view this whole world was an insane one.

“I trained with axes for as long as I can remember.” Jesse said, patting the two at his side “As for what I want, clearly something is going on here and we’re stuck together in it. You, me, this talking lion and probably several others. We’re not going to get to the bottom of this until I figure this world out. What is butter? What is peanut butter? And who was this kid?”

Jesse was familiar with cows and beef, but nobody had much time to make cheese or butter where he was from.

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@ZAVAZggg

"Valhalla? Funny, you don't look anything like Thor."
Ash cocked his head back to the older gentleman behind him, and twirled his finger around his own head, "See what I mean, loco, el crazy o."

@Kenshi

"I see," the Valeyard replied, glancing at the person as they approached. Though given some of the things coming out of the man's mouth, in addition to his saw based limb, it really seemed as though he were the mentally unsound one here. Or at the very least entirely out of his depth. In any case though, the Time Lord could still see some use in Ash's lunacy, as it could cause a great deal of unrest if properly manipulated.

[Kenshi]

@MikkishtheLeprechaun@ZAVAZggg

"We? ...what's This we stuff bub?....I'm a solo act, everybody can't be the hero."
Ash pointed his finger against Jesse's chest," You and your talking cat, can go that way." Nodding his head backwards.
"I got things to do, I'm here with my granddad, and I promised to show him around."
Ash walked over to the older gentleman, and looked back at Jesse "You know the old saying, two's company, and threes a crowd."
Ash whispered at the old fella, "Just play along, and help a man out. "
"Come on grandpa, we need to get going if we wanna get good seats at Mama Cho's fine dining."said Ash

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@MikkishtheLeprechaun@ZAVAZggg

"We? ...what's This we stuff bub?....I'm a solo act, everybody can't be the hero."
Ash pointed his finger against Jesse's chest," You and your talking cat, can go that way." Nodding his head backwards.
"I got things to do, I'm here with my granddad, and I promised to show him around."
Ash walked over to the older gentleman, and looked back at Jesse "You know the old saying, two's company, and threes a crowd."
Ash whispered at the old fella, "Just play along, and help a man out. "
"Come on grandpa, we need to get going if we wanna get good seats at Mama Cho's fine dining."said Ash

@Kenshi

For the briefest of moments the Valeyard considered simply vaporizing Jesse, but decided against it. It would be far more interesting to play along and see where things went, at least for the time being anyway, no matter how beneath him this human and his problems might be.

"Yes, we really must. So... if you'll excuse us?"

He cast an inquisitive stare in Jesse's direction, eyebrow raised ever so slightly.

[MikkishtheLeprechaun]

@Kenshi@ZAVAZggg

These couldn’t be the Times Long Past Jesse had heard of, but surely it was like that. Which meant there was law. Not only in a small territory or one city, but a vast one which could span many large populous cities like this. He cleared his throat.

“You killed a kid, have a chainsaw arm...and you’re just going to stroll along and go to dinner?” Jesse asked, turning to the cheetah.

@Letmehaveone2

“Mind helping me out here?”

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@Kenshi@ZAVAZggg

These couldn’t be the Times Long Past Jesse had heard of, but surely it was like that. Which meant there was law. Not only in a small territory or one city, but a vast one which could span many large populous cities like this. He cleared his throat.

“You killed a kid, have a chainsaw arm...and you’re just going to stroll along and go to dinner?” Jesse asked, turning to the cheetah.

@MikkishtheLeprechaun

"Indeed," the Valeyard replied, flashing Jesse a friendly smile. "Can't think of a better time to do such myself, can you?"

[Kenshi]

@MikkishtheLeprechaun
@ZAVAZggg

Ash grinned from ear to ear, "You heard him Jesse." Ash looks at his empty wrist, "Yep, we're already late, if we don't get good seats, it's your fault Jesse."
And with that, Ash walked off, paying no attention to what Jesse was yammering on about.
"For the record, he was flying and screeching these weird words, sounds like deadite to me." Ash said flipping the bird to Jesse.

[Letmehaveone2]

@MikkishtheLeprechaun
Fuli smiled at this. "Helping is what I do." She said.

[MikkishtheLeprechaun]

@Kenshi@Letmehaveone2@ZAVAZggg

Jesse’s expression became grim when he heard Ash say his name. He hadn’t shared his name with Ash.

“Hey! How do you know my name is Jesse?” This might be the afterlife after all.

Then as Jesse ran out after Ash and the old man, three adversaries would appear. They were familiar to Ash, if only to him alone. All young women, strippers, but no longer human. They were turned to deadites.

“What’s the matter? Don’t you boys want some action?” One of the wicked faced deadites said, before rushing at them.