Ban the User Above You

[ChronicleMan]

Double ban for not watching TWD.

[flat lovenote]

banned bc you double-banned

[ChronicleMan]

Banned because that doesn't make sense.

[flat lovenote]

banned bc i cursed the world to millions of farts in the air a day while a tree helicopter exploded in my iron chest

[iibread]

banned because there's a zombie on your lawn

[flat lovenote]

banned bc there isn't and we're having soft tacos later

[Bacon]

Banned for shutting down a Plants vs Zombies reference.

[PrinceAlexus]

Banned. I can see your hidden pink cat ear headphones behind your lair of evil hiding spot.

[wheels]

banned for calling yourself a prince

[TideTypedWrong]

@wheels Claimed the vending machine was whispering state secrets, tried to interrogate it using barbecue sauce as truth serum. Accused the janitor of being a double agent named Cheryl, then wheeled in reverse shouting, “They changed the floor plans again!” before vanishing into the broom closet for six hours

[flat lovenote]

banned bc i caught you turkey basting the floor while falling down the stairs, putting your groundhog in the toaster and using bubble wrap while choking on a burrito

[iibread]

banned because a b c d e f g

[ChronicleMan]

Banned for bread.

[iibread]

banned because bread is the best and if you don't think so you're wrong because I'm always right

[Bacon]

Banned for thinking you're always right.

[Kuro]

Banned because I wanted a reason to acquire my 10,000th post on the guild.

[ChronicleMan]

Banned for writing 10,000 posts.

[flat lovenote]

banned bc jesus christ skateboarding

[iibread]

banned because i just watched monkey man and its a pretty good movie tbh

[flat lovenote]

banned bc the flowers smell like Mandarin Chinesee and the trees turned pink