[OOC] Table of Monsters

[Lugia]

There's no need to apologize, Eklipse.

[The Grey Dust]

Yay. A post. Now for the Pokepeeps to post.

[Lugia]

EDIT: misread. Sorry for the miscommunication.

Anyways, my newest post has a new feature in it, a horrible roll! As you can see, my character was trying to intimidate the bartender into giving your character his bronze coin back, with his plan being to put his rapier to the bartender's throat, however, a roll of 4 pretty much guaranteed a failure. (given that Charisma isn't a thing, that is.)

Oh, and before we get too far into this, just a note: We're kinda going metric with this, but...
Bronze (or copper) is the smallest denomination of currency...
10 bronze = 1 silver
10 silver = 1 gold.

[The Grey Dust]

I'm going to assume, since this is PC to PC chatting, I'm not going to need a Charisma Skill check. Although I did one for fun and rolled a 16.

Posting in a sec.

[Lugia]

You're correct in your assumption, there, Grey.

[The Grey Dust]

I am a battering ram.

The Fourth wall shall be... NO more.
BREACH!

[Eklispe]

nuu the walls

[Lugia]

There were walls? WE MUST PROTECT THEM!

Anyways...Notes on initiative:
My post will start the battle, and the next to post will be whoever has the highest initiative. If that happens to be one or more enemies, their attacks will be edited into my 'battle start' post. Double posting may happen if my character ends up with the highest initiative for that battle.

[The Grey Dust]

Your walls were no match for me.
My party and I were once shrunk and trapped in a magical adamant strongbox.
It was warded against magic from the inside so we could not port out, and we would all die within the hour due to oxygen running out.
The penalties against the box were far too great given our current state.
So I devised the following plan:

My character takes out piece of chalk and begins to draw on the walls.
He numbers the walls 1, 2, 3, and finally 4.
In succeeding this, he then states the following:
"I make a d20 strength check to break the 4th wall."

They call him mad of course, but he just scored natural 20.

[Eklispe]

@The Grey Dust Mad Genuis

[Evanist]

And then the walls started to crumble even more, voices of people yelling as they hear the wall cracking.
"What have you done! You doomed us all! DOOMED US!" the voice say before the wall continued to crack, with multiple strange beings rushing to the wall, attempting to fix it... But how to fix the fourth wall? Well... with the materiel that has been used constantly for quick repairs...

Duct tape

That won't last... the end is soon to be :P

[Eklispe]

just in case yall are waiting on me for a post I don't have much to say right now so you can carry on.

[Lugia]

Are you sure? I don't typically like skipping over someone else.

[Eklispe]

Ya, i can't think much of a logical reason to interact other than it being a bunch of weirdos. If you really want me to I can.

[Lugia]

I'd prefer if you did. You don't have to make a huge post, just a decently-sized paragraph, please.

[The Grey Dust]

Attempt to eat a kobold instead of the gumbo.

Wait you're not a gnoll. Never mind.

[Eklispe]

k

[Lugia]

If anyone's curious... I've got the stats for the first boss right here. Oh, and we should definitely roll for initiative right now. Initiative = 1d20 + (agi/2). For my total, I got 18, and for the human knight (AKA: boss 1), I got 8.

Boss 1 stats:

HP: 35/35
MP: N/A
Attack: 7-12 (figured from 1d6 + Str)
Defense: 7 (figured from +2 armor, and Sta)
Strength - 12
Endurance - 30
Stamina - 10
Agility - 5
Dexterity - ?? (unused, given that he has a Str-based sword, and isn't going to be doing anything out of combat)
Magic - ?? (unused, given that he doesn't have any magic spells that he can use)
Wisdom - 7
Spirit - 5
Intelligence - 7
Luck - 7

Also, would you prefer that I post a theme song for various things, or would you like to find it yourself?

By the way, I'm not sure if it happened on purpose, or on accident, but I think Deravan's become sort of the Kellam of the group. He's giant, he sticks out, and yet nobody can freaking find him half of the time, lol.

[The Grey Dust]

I rolled a 7.
9/2 + 7 = 11.

Fish peoples are not so good on land.

Well my character couldn't find the troll because Evanist had posted during the time I had began writing my post. I only checked just in time before posting to find the post and thus had to write in the troll X3.

Aptly done for a troll you know.

[Evanist]

So I just did my own roll.
14 +11/2 = 19

oh lugia, how would pre-emptive strike go for me?