I saw a pair of unusually small turtledoves today

[Antarctic Termite]

Maybe they were fledglings from the same nest. There was also a magpie singing on a streetlight, and another kind of dove I can't identify out in the woods.

[Meth Quokka]

But did you see a partridge in a pear tree?

[Vilageidiotx]

I read the title and assumed it was a euphemism. Now I am disappointed.