GAME: Crush A Wish

[Vesuvius00]

Granted, you can now learn every secret a person has, but when you use this power you reveal every secret you have to them as well.

I wish for perfect invulnerability so that nothing I wish for after this can backfire and hurt or kill me

[ClocktowerEchos]

Granted but instead of hurting or killing you, you're forced to watch a love one be brutally tortured, mutilated and brutalized repeatedly everyday until the day you die with the only way you can die is by your own hands.

I wished I had a pot.

[Shorticus]

Granted! The pot appears in your hands! Unfortunately, you didn't specify what was IN the pot, and it's full of lava. The lava eats through the pot and then melts your arms.

I wish I were a super cool Ninja Viking Cyborg Swordsaint whose vibroaxesword cut through lightsabers and 30 foot thick steel walls alike like butter!

[Duthguy]

Granted, you're also brainwashed to be my loyal servant and the only thing I let you do is clean my house.

I wish that my conversation with a specific person ends the way I want it.

[Shorticus]

Granted! But the trouble is that conversation takes place while you're on an airplane that's about to crash. Sayonara!

I wish I were able to stop this plane from crashing with my mad piloting skills because those passengers have important conversations to finish.

[Mardox]

Granted, the plane reaches the airport and is blown up by terrorists.

I wish I had a theme song.

[ClocktowerEchos]

Granted but its by Nickleback.

I wish I could write a steamy hot hitler x stalin gay yaoi crackship OTP fanfic

[Vesuvius00]

Granted. Your computer explodes before you can post it anywhere.

I wish my school would explode so I dont have to be here right now.

[Shorticus]

Granted. Unfortunately, you're still at school when it happens, so, uh... Well, that worked out well, right? I mean, you're not at school so much as you're in several different places at once (and also the afterlife).

I wish the genie finally understood and practiced goodness and kindness.

[Vesuvius00]

Granted. The downside? My next wish.

I wish every day was opposite day.

[SleepingSilence]

Your wish was granted, but in opposite day it also wasn't and your stuck forever in the same boring world forever.

I wish every time anyone else lied, their noses would grow.

[Shorticus]

Granted. However, people selectively breeding based on nose sizes, and before long you're stuck in an internment camp due to having a big nose because someone managed to catch you with a question to which there is no truthful answer.

I wish for good luck!

[Mardox]

Granted but when you go to Vegas to cash in, the bouncers beat the crap out of you because they think you are a cheater.

I wish for complete control of my emotions.

[SleepingSilence]

Wish granted, lost complete control of your body though.

I wish for a new PC and a lifetime warranty for it.

[Mardox]

Granted it is the best computer ever made and is nigh indestructible to viruses and external damage but you never asked for the unique one of a kind charger that goes with it.

I wish I could simply will a task to be completed and it would be so.

[Shiny Keldeo]

Granted, you can complete tasks on your whim, but they will always be completed incorrectly, even the simplest task such as pouring a glass of water.

I wish I could see the Shiny Ho-Oh that Ash saw and become immortal (Immortal meaning I never age from this point onward, starting age 21)

[Vesuvius00]

Granted. You are abducted by the government and experimented on for the rest of the foreseeable future.

I wish I knew all the answers to my next chemistry test.

[Shiny Keldeo]

(Actually I know there are real disorders that prevent people from aging correctly, and even some that make you age too fast or too slow.)

Granted. However, the Chemistry test you were supposed to take has been postponed indefinitely, instead you have a surprise College Biology test first hour.

I wish I owned and had access to the worlds most powerful supercomputer, with top virus protection, shorting protection, lifetime warranty, and a monitor, mouse, keyboard, plug, webcam, headset, and built in speakers (Gotta be super specific on this).

[Mardox]

Granted but it is incompatible with normal internet.

I wish I could fly with enormous batlike wings.

[Kaia]

Granted but your armor is too heavy for that kind of thing so it's either one or the other.

I wish I could learn how to fish.