GAME: Crush A Wish

[paragloan]

Granted. However the knowledge of what you truly want to wish for is so horrifying that your brain explodes

I wish my knee would stop hurting.

[Witch Cat]

Granted, now you have no knees.

I wish for a goat to call Black Phillip because right now I'm in love with the movie The VVitch

[ClocktowerEchos]

Granted, you now have a goat but it want to eat you alive.

I wish I wasn't tired and in pain >_<

[Mateotis]

Granted, now you'll never feel pain or tiredness again, but your body will still function as normal and will require you to satisfy its usual needs. It'll take an excrutiating amount of constant attention to make sure to keep your sleep schedule intact, as well as stay away from all sources of harm, as you won't notice if something hurts you before it's too late.

I wish I was able to speak any language in the world if I wanted to.

[Kibaro]

Granted, now you are able to speak every language if you want, but you will never know if you do want to

I wish i could talk to animals

[Witch Cat]

Granted, now you can't speak to humans.

I wish for taste buds in my ass.

[Kibaro]

Granted....but now you have...taste buds in your ass...-_-"

i wish i could fly

[Witch Cat]

Granted....but now you have...taste buds in your ass...-_-"

i wish i could fly

@Kibaro

HAH! YOU FOOL! THAT IS PRECISELY WHAT I WANTED!

Granted, but you can never descend. So if you fly a certain height, you're stuck there for good. No anchoring yourself down either.

[Kibaro]

<Snipped quote by Kibaro>

HAH! YOU FOOL! THAT IS PRECISELY WHAT I WANTED!

Granted, but you can never descend. So if you fly a certain height, you're stuck there for good. No anchoring yourself down either.

@Witch Cat

HUHAHAHAAAH! JOKE'S ON YOU! Trying to get what you want made you forget to wish, now, you lost your chance! >:)

i wish i could land safely from my flying curse xD

[Witch Cat]

<Snipped quote by Witch Cat>

HUHAHAHAAAH! JOKE'S ON YOU! Trying to get what you want made you forget to wish, now, you lost your chance! >:)

i wish i could land safely from my flying curse xD

@Kibaro

HAHAH! TRIPLE FOOL, YOU HAVE ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD! Your wish is granted but because you didn't specify on what land you wanted to land, so you forever sink into the Earth until you hit the molten core of the Earth and die.


I wish for rapture to occur, and Sexy Jesus to send my soul to Gay Hell.

[Kibaro]

<Snipped quote by Kibaro>

HAHAH! TRIPLE FOOL, YOU HAVE ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD! Your wish is granted but because you didn't specify on what land you wanted to land, so you forever sink into the Earth until you hit the molten core of the Earth and die.


I wish for rapture to occur, and Sexy Jesus to send my soul to Gay Hell.

@Witch Cat

HAHAHA +1! QUADRUPLE FOOL, BECAUSE YOU KILLED ME, YOUR WISH WILL NEVER BE GRANTED!

i wish i came back to life as who i was before, in the same home i always lived, with the same people i've always been friends with

[Wade Wilson]

Granted. This all takes place during an apocalypse and you all die. <3

I wish for My Chemical Romance to get back together. ;-;

[Mateotis]

Granted, but they'll now make music in a new style that you absolutely hate. Extra pain because you really liked them before.

I wish I was four years older.

[Witch Cat]

Granted, but now you'll forever be 4 yours older than you are now, therefore ageing into the hundreds in mere seconds, and so you die.

I wish for a nice dig bick.

[Kibaro]

Granted, now you have a nice dig bick, but it's not where you expected

i wish i could find a tabletop rpg that will actually play T.T

[Wade Wilson]

Granted. They play 24/7 and you end up lagging behind, therefore resulting in you being kicked, because the GM is an asshole. (my interpretation lmao)

I wish for My Chemical Romance to get back together and make the same style of music they always did before.

[Witch Cat]

Granted but now they are snobbish, ass holes who kick puppies for fun.

I WISH LADY GAGA GOT THE RESPECT SHE DESERVED, SHE IS A GOD AMONG MEN.

[AlteredTundra]

Granted; however, she loses all musical talent.

I wish everyone could get along.

[ClocktowerEchos]

Granted but people do nothing but have wwwaaaaayyyy to intimate public cuddle and make out sessions and thus nothing could ever get done, resulting in a civilization that is failing due to people's inability to stop trying to fuck each other and actually work.

I wish I was kawaii as fuck.

[Aline]

Granted but you need more pink!

I wish I knew how to play the drums.