ActRaiserTheReturned

Empowered - A Tale of Strength and Weakness in Spamopolis

I'm including Jorick in my own fic. Feel free to state if you want to be a villain, an anti-villain or even something of a good guy. I will write you as a little bit of what I see from your Spam persona though.

Spamatai - The Noble Kingdom Of The Rising Sun

He is the Act Raiser, higher than even an Archmage. . . the most powerful wizard in the world is the Act Raiser. Act Raiser has been the most powerful for so many millenia that no one remembers his name. He is simply, "Act Raiser."
The Act Raiser
"Ah nal nathrack, uthe be bethutte, doth el envay. . ." The chanting from Act Raiser. He had been casting the same spell hours. . . the increasingly loud monotone resounded throughout the entire Academy of Magic. The most senior wizards of the Magic Academy did not even come close to learning such a powerful spell, but they knew that what Act Raiser was doing would be an attempt to stave off the horrible consequences of all the evil that surounded Spamatai. Act Raiser came from the West. . . far in the West. The others were natives to Spamatai, and thus, they knew more of the local customs and political circumstances than Act Raiser. Act Raiser however, knew of the greater threat on the horizon. He knew of wizards, the archmages of the west, times of knighthood, chivalry and long bows. These people, they knew farming, the way of Bushido, samurai, ninja and Sohei. . . .

Emperor Jorick was somewhat hesitant having a barbarian wise man running his foremost magical institution in the entire Empire of Spamatai, but then again, allowing The Act Raiser in the Empire as chief Vizier for a few years caused magical study to flourish at a very dramatic rate. Foreign magic, mostly, but magic nonetheless, and it allowed Jorick to withstand the assault from rebels such as Lord Alexander Sora. He had taken the Sacred Island it'self from the Empire, and held it with his magnificent modern army of gunslingers and canoneers, even as he cast off the Sohei from their sacred mountain temples, greatly angering Holmes, the Great Sensei of all the Sohei of the Empire.

Now, the rise of the Shogun has began to threaten Emperor Jorick. Shogun Elendra. . . she had enlisted powerful Ninja Clans, and had trained the greatest skilled and armed regular army in the whole of the land. She had stolen the secret of Sora's fire arms and cannons, and had even enlisted foreign mercenaries and pirates as a reinforcement to her already great army. Nominally, she worked for Jorick, but Jorick's strongmen, Samurai, and magicians, both foreign, and local seers, could not remain supreme as the army of Yamatai for long.

It was midnight. . . The spell had finally been triggered. . . a monstrous roar erupted in the heavens around the Imperial Palace, the Sacred Mountain of the East began a reverant chorus of holy chants, and all of Yamatai entered into a spirit Realm. . . .
Act Raiser came into Jorick's dreams. . . .

"Noble Emperor Jorick. . . I fear I have not much time for pleasantries." He gave a customary bow. "I have cut off Yamatai from the Material Plane. . . '

The Great Multiversal War (Crossover RP)

I'm not sure what do to, or if anyone is in my territory.

RIP Robin Williams

Robin Wiliams have one thing in common, they are masters of their respective arts.

RIP Robin Williams

Rest In Peace Robin Williams.

Robin Williams is dead at 63.

Robin Williams is dead at 63.

The Great Multiversal War (Crossover RP)

"What a wildly mentally and spiritually imbalanced man. I hope whatever loyalists you have show their common sense and get rid of you.' Zuo Ci stated. "I'm sorry that you have chosen the path of pure Darkness instead of Balance. The Light would have at least led you towards life and a sense of beauty, but you have obviously chosen insanity and torment. Oh, and don't bother contacting us at the Alliance, everything I have said and received from you has been listened to since the conversation began. Have a taste of what Orochi has in store for your technologically superior soldiers."

With that, Zuo Ci vanished. Suddenly, Serpent Ninja, and lower officers, who could be resurrected with Orochi's magic started to swarm the Throne Room of Lelouch. Over one thousand assassins started to assault officers, guards, and Lelouch himself within a moment's notice. . . arrows flew, smoke bombs fell, and the Serpent demons of Orochi showed no regard for their lives as they continued to assault the enemy. Dodemeki was there, and would be the most trouble to take down. He slashed at his enemies and showed preternatural speed in his assaults. Sorcerers from The Alliance all sighed, as they knew they couldn't just teleport soldiers inside an enemy sanctum again any time soon, as it was a drain on their strength. Still though, maybe they could make an impression on the enemy forces by showing what they could do.

Original Spin On Multiverse Theory : Fight! *Interest Check*

Yes I would. :D

The Magic Donut Challenge

pitwhousedtodopokemon said
i DiD iT,aNd my13 sOullllll hAS be3n cOonusuMEde

That is the right answer. . . enter the Golden Glazed Gates Of Paradise and feast on the souls of the Chews for all Eternity.

Dip your toes in the caramel cream of my succulent joy, with no worries for cholesterol or sugar levels. No need to brush your teeth, or watch for calories!!! Was the genocide of all non-donut worshipers worth it?