AdobeFlash

Ologies: A Study of Arcane Specialists {Paranormal Investigations and more}

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Are you implying I'm making the weather go bad? Witch Magic isn't that wild!
*Cough* you racist *cough*

@Witch Cat

you could be like 'what is up my fellow kids i am coal the witch i know of witch magic did you know that witches can make things cold cool fact right'

Ologies: A Study of Arcane Specialists {Paranormal Investigations and more}

Just realised someone posted in the IC addressing me. Guess I'll wait for a bit before replying 'n' stuff. There's only so much you can get away with in a story with small talk.

@Witch Cat

"HELLO I AM COAL DID YOU KNOW THAT I AM A WITCH DID YOU ALSO KNOW THAT WITCHES CAN MAKE WEATHER COLDER HHAHHA EXPOSITION"

Ologies: A Study of Arcane Specialists {Paranormal Investigations and more}

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I mean but like, that would just get ash everywhere. And resurrecting a dead body just stinks up the place. A nice, clean, dead vampire is a much better alternative.

@Witch Cat

If Atlas dies have his ashes compressed into a diamond, which is then put on the tip of a wooden stake. For the ultimate irony.

Ologies: A Study of Arcane Specialists {Paranormal Investigations and more}

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Uhh well, not if the cow is made of wood, and pointed...
and..
What instrument does a skeleton play?
Bongos! hehehehe
Oh fuck wait...
Jesus, I suck at this pun making thing
*mopes around as Atlas bursts into flames because someone said "Jesus"*

@Witch Cat

If Atlas died every time someone said Jesus he'd be dead several times over in my rough drafts.

Ologies: A Study of Arcane Specialists {Paranormal Investigations and more}

@AdobeFlash "im sure you arent fond of steaks either. They aren't goid for your heartm"

@jasonwolf

ive just been making bad puns this whole time. but who doesnt love a filet of cow flesh to the heart

Ologies: A Study of Arcane Specialists {Paranormal Investigations and more}

@AdobeFlash"Then try baking. Avoid hot cross buns."

@jasonwolf

hot cross buns make me quite cross

Ologies: A Study of Arcane Specialists {Paranormal Investigations and more}

@AdobeFlash *Markiel* "I suggest wood carving."

@jasonwolf

wood carving makes me wood board.

Ologies: A Study of Arcane Specialists {Paranormal Investigations and more}

@AdobeFlash *Markiel grab's Atlas by the throat* "Play nice. Or I won't."

@jasonwolf

The man is 148 and doesn't talk to people. He needs to express his anger SOMEHOW

Ologies: A Study of Arcane Specialists {Paranormal Investigations and more}

@AdobeFlash I'm sure they aren't trying to kill you... probably.

@jasonwolf

Also, I plan on getting some unholy shit sometime later, so i'll show you. i'll show you all

Ologies: A Study of Arcane Specialists {Paranormal Investigations and more}

I just meant advance the water cooler talk, not necessarily the plot.

I for one am really looking forward to @HeirloomRoses character, she sounds awesome!

@Austronaut

My character has been, if you'll excuse my language, fucked by the sheer number of religion related characters, but water cooler talk is always fun when you hate everybody