Antarctic Termite

That moment when you submit an app to an advanced roleplay

The GM might tear you a new asshole.

@Marik

So there's a hole left that only you can fill. You almost can't lose.

@mdk

This is now an anal logistics thread.

That aside, good luck in the High Tiers.

Screw The Rules, I have Money

I feel like I'm asking in direct contradiction to the thread title, but was this a forum game, and if so what were its rules?

Who designed this fucking bio test

SUN IS THE SOURCE OF ALL ENERGY IN THE ECOSYSTEM

@ImANargleHunter

Depending on how I chose to interpret that we could be right or wrong though
All energy in non-chemosynthetic ecosystems does ultimately derive from the sun, so yes
But all energy entering the system has to be fixed by producers first, and is obtained by other organisms through interacting with the producers directly or indirectly
And the biomass, trophic level and primary productivity diagrams we've been using all obviously have producers at the lowest layer, not the sun

I blame the education system for my failures

Hey guys, I'm hospitalized.

<Snipped quote by idlehands>

Thanks idle <3
What they're doing right now is using blood thinner so my blood can run through my heart without much stress. And the hope that the blood booger will just dissolve. If they don't, it'll lead to things that will get rid of them, but might also make me ded.

@TP

I'll light a solemn candle in your hour of need and burn incense with the scent of the manliest body spray I can acquire.

E: There are plenty of pictures of phallic candles on the internet to make this post funny but I don't think I should actually post those.

Hey guys, I'm hospitalized.

Are you looking at a robot prosthetic yet?

Alternatively, have you considered amputating your lower body and grafting yourself onto a horse?

Who designed this fucking bio test

Tortoises are not aquatic, many would drown if submerged in water
Mussels don't graze on pond weed, they're sessile filter feeders
'Energy is transferred between trophic levels' and 'producers are the source of energy for an ecosystem' are equally true
Except wait! The test said 'to' instead of 'between', so the sentence hardly makes sense anyway
Maple and beech trees almost certainly don't grow on sand dunes
The graph had a resolution fault and was also vague

I know that we're only year eleven newbies, but fuck
pls
step up your game

Apparently it's possible to get high from cane toads

Boiled into a broth or licked, you can expect mild hallucinations for an hour or so in addition to severe poisoning and a decent chance of death.

THE GREAT GRAND ALMIGHTY ROAST THREAD (PG-16+)

@Jster, as long as everyone is chill, there will be no problems. :^)

@Spoopy Scary

so far you've shown about as much chill as a cactus in a frying pan

Candlewick [CLOSED]

• The ship is swaying pretty badly, but nobody seems to have any seasickness problems.

@Mokley

DAMN
Should have thought about this. We'll call it magic.

I was planning to post today or yesterday but !~study~!, so with luck that's going to go through tomorrow.

E: Actually, I think I misjudged that based on who's responding on deck. I'll give it a little while longer.

Basically, nobody loves Lepidus

All this history revision, man

gets to my head

does things to ya