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8 yrs ago
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8 yrs ago
If you're not trying to romance the Pokemon, what's the fucking point?
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8 yrs ago
Can't help but read 'woah' as a regular 'wuh', but 'whoa' as a deep, masculine 'HOO-AH!'
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8 yrs ago
That's patently untrue. I planted some potassium the other day, and no matter how much I watered it, all I got was explosions.
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9 yrs ago
on holiday for five days. if you need me, toss a rock into the fuckin' desert and I'll whisper in your dreams
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According to the IRC, I'm a low-grade troll. They're probably not wrong.

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Y-yeah, I guess you could say I'm a pretty normal atheist too, right, guys

*frantically hides copy of anton lavey's 1969 satanic bible while pulling a shirt over my sigil of baphomet tattoo*
Belvast's gonna love the new kid.
Finished character sheets for the Spiral Script and Caliginous Mangrove! They can be found here.

Neither of them are even remotely necessary reading, these posts already tell you everything there is to know IC. The script one especially is dry and can be summarised as 'tl;dr circular Gallifreyan ripoff'. The mangrove one isn't bad but it's just a short, tidy recap of the IC post, which is itself not necessary reading either.

Still practicing on that whole 'concise' thing.
I'd say that ducks can fly, but then again, swimming in the ocean is basically just flying in water. I think I'd still go for the duck, though, assuming that it's the kind of duck I'm familiar with (Pacific black), since they're confident city dwellers so they have a lower chance of starvation or predation.

Would you rather have your soul encased in a phylactery (of your choice) that you have to carry around for the rest of your life knowing that some passing spirit might mess with it if you leave it somewhere, or spend one year as a wandering spirit unable to interact with the physical plane except by messing with people who use phylacteries?

Assume 0.1% of the population fills both niches.
*chants*

GERRIK GERRIK GERRIK GERRIK
FEAR NOT.

DEMONS WILL SAVE US FROM THE REALTAN MENACE.


Speaking of, if Vestec was still interested in exchanging favours with Heartworm, the little guy is about to be quite scared and fairly desperate.
Do you think it reasonable that a djinni lord (or our pal Ventus) summoned by Akthanos would be able to sense Heartworm's brief presence in Vetros and identify it as something Jvanic, or at recognize the blood markings as such?


Maybe not sense its presence, as such, because it's trying to hide from other gods, but pretty much any major elemental will be able to look at five mutilated fish people and say 'yeah that's jvan for sure'. So yes!

Hmm.... if Arcon is going to invade Galbar, will any inhabitants of Galbar be able to visit Arcon?


Jvan will be leaking, or potentially outright broadcasting, Arcon's location as soon as Logos starts breaking things. She kept his secret because she thought he had a good thing going, but evidently that's not the case and the poor lad needs some intervention.

An open question: who else intends to at least show up at the Memorial?


The structure itself? Heartworm's scared shitless and Jvan is Jvan, so though she will eventually sign, they won't be visiting for a while.

If you mean the funeral type thing, then yep, they'll have representatives.

Okay seriously before I make my next post I gotta get some things straight. So I DO the invasion post by myself, and then you guys can react to the carnage? Does anyone want to do a WordPad scene talking to Logos once he arrives? Who actually will let me some damage to nonessential areas and people?


I'm cool with the former idea. If Logos actually has any words to say with Jvan, we can collab after the initial strike.



And the only unmentioned creation I can think of are, of course, Sculptors, which are a curious case.

They've been slated from the start to be an extreme rarity that neither uses nor fears magic, and has to be fought with conventional means (swords, arrows, guns, poison) thanks to their symbiosis with faeries. Along with dragons and djinni, Realta were always on the Fae character sheet as one of the magical creatures they're meant to form a barrier against, and considering faery physics mechanics, Sculptors are pretty much immune to their plasma blasts.

However, as of yet, they don't have any means to fight back, and I'm sure Realta are smart enough to fight simply by punching things with their metal shells, even if they have to target each faery individually and are robbed of their incredible rocket-powered mobility.

So we'll definitely be seeing Sculptors that survived the djinni crusade die. The collateral, however, will be awesome, and the Realta will waste a lot of time seeking out and destroying them individually, especially once their god starts commands her cultists to hide or flee.

One of Jvan's larger creations, the one that brought Tobias to Arcon, was very swiftly obliterated by their full number.


That's not saying much, considering that Jvanic Eyes are canonically hollow glass balls full of liquid, but yes. Scary scary motherfuckers.
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