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8 yrs ago
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8 yrs ago
If you're not trying to romance the Pokemon, what's the fucking point?
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8 yrs ago
Can't help but read 'woah' as a regular 'wuh', but 'whoa' as a deep, masculine 'HOO-AH!'
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8 yrs ago
That's patently untrue. I planted some potassium the other day, and no matter how much I watered it, all I got was explosions.
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9 yrs ago
on holiday for five days. if you need me, toss a rock into the fuckin' desert and I'll whisper in your dreams
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According to the IRC, I'm a low-grade troll. They're probably not wrong.

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The next Whisper post will have a section riddled with comedic relief. I apologise for the interruption to what is otherwise a sombre and depressing character arc.

The idea of a drug-riddled adrenaline chasing sentient culture with an artistic culture designed by Vestec was too good to pass up.

Ed: ALSO, THERE'S BDSM. I'M NOT USIN G THAT AS A METAPHOR OR ANYTHING. WHISPER ACTUALLY SINGS A SONG ABOUT BDSM. I DON'T KNOW HOW I GOT TO THIS POINT. MINORS BEWARE.
About this time Whisper began to hear the echoes of alchemical theory on the telepathic song-lines. It was far from the first time she had listened to such arts, though they frustrated her. None of the reagents or conditions specified existed in recognisable form in the Ring of Lex.

She had tried to replicate what she could, anyway, only to find that she had neither the time nor the support from the sorority. Change-eaters in Lex could not survive by lazing, yet nor did they struggle. As such their arts were elaborate and their technologies simple. They gardened. They herded. They whaled. They did not need to make goods or potions.

Nonetheless, the lyrical exchange was stronger here, wittier, and harsher. Whisper homed in on the cry of the local Sculptors, thinking that they were lone wanderers, much like herself. And she was wrong.

There was an indigenous sapient native to the Changing Plains after all, Whisper found. They were... Rough.

Vestec's insidie lived clambered on the rocks like gargoyles or hungry baboons. They ate small animals they kicked to death with their talons, large animals they hunted in packs, and a cocktail of drugs derived from volcanic flora. At night they slept in rough hammocks spun between whatever two jutting rocks they could find, even if they seemed liable to collapse any second. Maybe especially if.

But they slept in the daytime too. And sometimes they just piled on top of each other for... Well, brawls and group sex seemed to be pretty much the same thing for them, and apparently the intimate physical connection of curling up and sleeping in an awkward pile of scarred muscle and fifty-seven gangly limbs fell into that spectrum too.

All of the 'tribes' Whisper found were a mix of mature adults and young children. Adolescents, it seemed, had to be nailed down to make them stay put, and none of the Voren- as they called themselves- had the motivation nor the nails required to do that. None of them even really knew how they kept their numbers up. Sometimes they just wandered across one of their own on the fields of chaos, bashed them across the head, and if they weren't too hungry they were allowed to stick around.

The Jvanic monks of the shattersteppe called themselves Fleshshapers, and flesh they shaped. Lethal physical trauma was abundant among Voren, and these oddballs were never far when it struck, ready with faery and thread to stitch and slice, cauterise with fire and purge with herbs and twist bones back into shape with rope. They transfused and transplanted, even, from any living thing they could find, taking advantage of the Voren's adaptive immune system- The genes of which read, as far as Whisper could tell, 'You see that leg? That's my leg now. Fuck you.'

Their own modified blood facilitated the process, and they carried wagons laden with bits and pieces preserved in barrels. Often storing these pieces became a hassle, and the Fleshshapers would combine them into something weirder. They were good at that. No two Voren looked the same after a while, and the Fleshshapers made good use of... Pets. Whisper learned that if you lashed three arms together wrist to shoulder, they make a good grabbing tool.

So... Adults, children and Sculptors. And slaves, near the edge of the plains, but nobody counted those and they didn't last long. And, well, maybe a few small demons. Demons that were also slaves, that they managed to fish out of blood wells in exchange for whatever they could find, which was usually each other after they got bored of exploring the caves for precious stones.

When Whisper first encountered the Voren, their immediate response to her presence was to take up their javelins and try to hunt her, to no success whatsoever. When the change-eater tried to pull her trick of standing in a humanoid shape, they seemed to take it as a challenge, and eventually she learned to play along.

Play was the correct term. Though Whisper could toss an insidie across twenty metres of bare rock with a flick of a tail and lacerate the skin from their chest with nothing more than a twitch, the people of the shattersteppe only laughed and shrieked and fought harder, scampering across the plain with catlike speed. Despite everything, they were actually enjoying themselves. They hadn't had a fight this good in years- No, ever!

Eventually the extended family grew tired, in that they had either been beaten unconscious, had passed out in exhaustion, or were actually dead. It was hard to tell. Whisper piled them up into a tidy bundle and waited.

Only the tribe's Fleshshaper remained, inhaling sulphurous lichen fumes out of a bowl and watching with lazy interest as she busied herself distilling a mix of spirits and oil of vitriol. She was the strangest Sculptor that Whisper had yet seen- Many limbs growing in two rings around a spoke with a fluted head, locking together to form something like a basket, or a spring, or a wheel. Hard to tell.

When prompted, she explained that the brew was producing ether, a liquor made of which could induce sleep. It made her family easier to work on, and there was plenty of work to be done. Whisper apologised. The Fleshshaper congratulated her on beating the living shit out of her relatives. It gave her an opportunity to have fun.

Morning came and the Voren were eager to try again. This time Whisper hovered above them and knocked away anything they threw. Between the work of the Fleshshaper, whose name was Fucking Big Mallet (after her backup anaesthetic), and the grogginess that gripped them as their natural blood rush from the previous night wore off, they soon calmed down and decided Whisper was a friend.

With some explanations from Fucking Big Mallet, who for a time joined her on her journey, Whisper soon learned that the Voren actually had a thriving artistic tradition. Their language had a complex system of synonyms and affixes allowing any and all adjectives to turn vulgar. Their stories lauded kismesitude- Romantic passion characterised by jealousy, frustration, rivalry, and mutual loathing. They flyted as easily as they breathed, settling disputes with verses that could put most Djinni to shame.

Whisper, having not forgotten her quest, took avid notes.

Listen now, you spineless bitch,
Step into the fray
You never got the chance to run-
Your love arrives today.
She leaves you groaning in a ditch
And wishing she would stay.


She tears you down and wraps your eyes
Makes you into her whore.
She says she hates you, lover dear,
And leaves you wanting more
For nothing ever satisfies
Until you're on the floor.


Your love will stretch you on a rack
She'll fuck you up and fuck you blind
But still you love with all your heart
The girl you sold your soul to find.
For, after all, she loves you back-
With bruises sweet and hands entwined.
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I kicked off on the Minecraft forum at age twelve, along with all the other plebs. Went there to write fanfiction (of course) and discovered that at the time the forum put roleplays in its fan art section. I found a mismatched thread roleplay called The Final Exploit, created a character sheet which I promptly lost and rewrote, and sent off my edgelord fishman oc into a glacial tunnel to run into the party.

And so my writing skills exploded and the rest of my life began its slow descent into hell.
After due consultation amongst ourselves - surprisingly calm and composed, nearly civilised - we have come to the conclusion that our IC production has far outpaced our creation sheet production. Therefore, we highly encourage everybody to get onto the the newly created wiki and to get to writing up all those due creation sheets forthwith!


A discussion about realistic biologies. Just gonna hide the dwarves I had made with no previous considerations.


I've been tempted for a long while to have Heartworm pay a visit and check out what's going on only to see dwarves and think 'what kind of stunted human is this? they only have fur on their lower face and scalp? in antarctic weather? you need help kid let me Fix these people'

It could happen. somewhere between all these other projects
I know very little about thermodynamics in practice, but would it make sense for hain to have capillaries in the outer layers of their exoskeleton to help cool off? It would mean they would bleed a lot more if you cracked their shells, but it wasn't as if that didn't hurt anyway.

Or, perhaps panting like dogs, would that help?

Cold-blooded?

Bah, I'm clutching at straws. I shouldn't have said anything.


All of those things would actually work quite well! Except maybe ectothermy. That's a metabolic can of worms we probably shouldn't open.

The first thing I thought of would just be really warm, humid breath, but it's possible that their metabolism slows waaaaaaaay down during deep sleep and they lose a lot of heat then. Would make it hard to wake up, though, and their tolerance range would have to be really broad. They might also have some kind of tracheoles hidden in the chinks in their shells and connected to their lungs, allowing them to vent hot air through the rest of their body.

Or, y'know, they just operate at a really high normal body temperature relative to mammals.

Or they sometimes just belch fire when no-one's looking.

Hard to tell.

@Antarctic Termite To be fair I'm the new War Demigod, just a clarification. I won't be taking Kyre's actual place for a very, very long time.

Okay I know you know that, I just wanted a reason to post in the OOC again. As for working anything out given the connection between Kyre and Thacel I don't think it would be necessary. Mutton and Capy are doing most of the legwork, I'm just along for the ride right now.


All good! Would be interesting to see what Thacel thinks as he finds out about that legacy, though.

You don't need excuses to post in the OOC, remember. We have pages full of memes and smug anime girls from ages back.
I hope no one tries to work out the thermal clusterfuck that are ceramic hain exoskeletons. I don't think it's as easily hand-waved.


What was that? Hain are thermodynamically unviable? Wow how interesting


Fun fact: All hain actually carry a giant snorkel and a tub of ice with them at all times to cool off in their highly insulating outer layers. It was just never mentioned because it's not really relevant to their daily life or society. Tauga was actually chilling in a freezing cold bath with floaties for most of her arc.
Thank goodness you posted when you did because I just remembered something really important and would've double posted it otherwise.

SO URTELEM RIGHT. They spend a lot of time curled up sleeping and have a relatively slow metabolism, and their diet is relatively low in nutrition. That doesn't matter too much, because they have magical effects on stone and sand and such, which could help out a lot in moving their muscles and keeping them warm.

Having a body made of rock is kind of weird thermally speaking. It'd take quite a long while to heat up or cool, and because it's hard to liquefy, there's not exactly a 'blood flow' to equalize temperature (I assume they do have blood, though, either in highly mineralised water or a stone paste or both). They're also big boys that probably retain heat quite well due to sheer mass, much like whales and moose and such. So there's an argument that their body heat is relatively stable.

However, their activity can also vary tremendously, and I assume magic requires resources of its own. When resting in bouldermode, urts probably cool down, and then get warmer when they're doing high-energy stuff like punching whiny bitches. Depending on region, they also spend a lot of time taking in sunlight as an additional heat source. Because of the slow heating of rock, there's also most likely a considerable temperature gradient in their body in daytime. So they might also have a rather high temperature tolerance range. Anyway.

The point is that urtelem probably want to stay warm every now and again, without expending too much magic, and while sitting pretty still.

They're also rather artistic, and, increasingly, traders.

Guys. Urtelem wear clothes. They totally wear clothes.

Sometimes. Kind of. A little. Probably mostly decorative blankets. And mostly at night. But still. Clothes, guys. Clothes.

ed: dude. guys. you could totally meditate on a herd of urtelem at night. just pick one of those big friendly-looking boulders and. sit on it. on a blanket. they wouldn't mind. it would be awesome. wow.

ed ed: friendly reminder how urtelem also build howdahs on themselves to carry goods and passengers, but. like. it doesn't stop there. you could build anything. build a shrine. build a cannon. build a pigeon coop. build a fucking windmill. do it. just have urtelem walking around with these increasingly lofty constructions on them and not giving a single fuck because they have the structural integrity of literal bedrock. just use balsa wood or something. they are their own mobile settlements. this is canon. this is so canon.

I just achieved rock person nirvana, guys.
@Kho And having been the one to utterly SPANK Jvan (ty for that btw, Termite. It was fun to write, with you! You can get some free shots in later! <3 ) that makes Jvan Logos's bitch.


I live to serve. And by serve I mean get the shit beaten out of me for fun. In a dungeon. In a gimp suit. Tied to the roof.

What I'm trying to say is that once Jvan gets enough might to claim Beauty (Performance) she's going to have a lot of fun with human culture.

ANYWAY more to the point, make sure to hit up @Malchivo and possibly Mutton for retiring Kyre, since they're our new wargod / has shown interest in the topic respectively.
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