@Malchivo Scroll down to the formatting cheatsheet, there's a list of colour names linked in there. Colour hex codes work too.
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8 yrs ago
If you're not trying to romance the Pokemon, what's the fucking point?
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8 yrs ago
Can't help but read 'woah' as a regular 'wuh', but 'whoa' as a deep, masculine 'HOO-AH!'
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8 yrs ago
That's patently untrue. I planted some potassium the other day, and no matter how much I watered it, all I got was explosions.
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9 yrs ago
on holiday for five days. if you need me, toss a rock into the fuckin' desert and I'll whisper in your dreams
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According to the IRC, I'm a low-grade troll. They're probably not wrong.
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Sunday's come and gone and I'm back to writing.
On the cards this time: Mammoth tapirs.
On the cards this time: Mammoth tapirs.
Also.
Divinus as fuck.
Divinus as fuck.
>Lifprasil still has the essence of Grot.
I wonder what I'm gonna do with that.
Sell it to a cancer god. Any cancer god. There's three to choose from and they'd all be mad keen.
ed: THAT SAID Jvan might get sassy if Lif offers it and then doesn't give it for free, considering.
Would Helvana get anything or does Violet already count?
Jvan doesn't actually know about Violet, so nope. Helvana can pick herself up some sweet loot.
Lifprasil would probably strip the divinity of their power, knocking them down to heroes and letting mortals take some charge in the world.
An audacious enterprise, considering how J-girl would react. You could mortalise Jvan into a hecking bacterium and she would still find a way to pimpslap Lif back into his seat. LEARN YOUR PLACE, UPSTART NEPHEW
This is actually a really interesting scenario to think about, though! I've been thinking about what Jvan would be like in a mortal body for a while now (obviously in the way-back-when waterworld, but also Galbar's Jvan). Somehow her sadistic rage gets even scarier when put side by side with other humans.
Anyone else have thoughts? What might happen if your characters suddenly got plopped into human bodies?
I feel like Astarte would forget to eat.
Jvan, before apotheosis and missing at least two limbs
THAT'S HER! THAT'S MY GIRL!!!
Also good lord I love that Falas work.
more angelic military endeavors when
I am both scared and insanely interested to see what kind of puppy Jvan would craft.
Depends on what she asks for. That'll have to wait, though, since she's effectively dead in the water until the Xerxes battle.
People tend to forget that Jvan has pretty much always been all about giving people free shit for the sake of it. No matter who you are, all you gotta do is find her on the coast and then yell. Got a bunch of mutilated lepers in need of healing? Send them over to the cavernous grey flesh plateau and she'll fix em right up.
Just not quite the way they used to be.
@Rtron
Perhaps Keriss wouldn't have daddy issues if you got her a puppy. She wants a puppy for her birthday, make it happen.
Ask Jvan.
Seriously. She has a thing about giving huge living creatures to Vestec's children for no particular reason other than to see what they do with them.
@Antarctic Termite Must be really annoying to have an itch but your nearest appendage with scratching abilities is 3 thousand light years away.
WHERE'S DABBLES'S FACE WHEN YOU NEED IT
Did I, at any moment, imply that every single character from MK1 wasn't going to be remade into a cute girl (except Astarte, who is now a husbando)?
So now we know the protagonist of the Divinus dating sim.
For 100 Might, Jvan would go out and colonise space.
Not the planets in space, mind. She already knows how to do that, and will as soon as Lif starts taking his gasbag out for joyrides. Jvan would create life on such a scale that it stretches across the unimaginable vacuums between stars, with planet-sized microcosms growing on every surface, floating around like dust, growing within other creatures like bacteria- Only to be consumed by megaflora that dwarf nebulae, grazed on by flora larger still. A forest the size of a mighty galaxy with the mass of the known universe, grown on the bones of conventional physics.
And then she'd start a band. Toun and Teknall can be the bass and electric guitar respectively. She needs some opposable thumbs.
Vestec can be on drums since he clearly likes beating things with sticks so much.
Not the planets in space, mind. She already knows how to do that, and will as soon as Lif starts taking his gasbag out for joyrides. Jvan would create life on such a scale that it stretches across the unimaginable vacuums between stars, with planet-sized microcosms growing on every surface, floating around like dust, growing within other creatures like bacteria- Only to be consumed by megaflora that dwarf nebulae, grazed on by flora larger still. A forest the size of a mighty galaxy with the mass of the known universe, grown on the bones of conventional physics.
And then she'd start a band. Toun and Teknall can be the bass and electric guitar respectively. She needs some opposable thumbs.
Vestec can be on drums since he clearly likes beating things with sticks so much.
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