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8 yrs ago
If you're not trying to romance the Pokemon, what's the fucking point?
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8 yrs ago
Can't help but read 'woah' as a regular 'wuh', but 'whoa' as a deep, masculine 'HOO-AH!'
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8 yrs ago
That's patently untrue. I planted some potassium the other day, and no matter how much I watered it, all I got was explosions.
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9 yrs ago
on holiday for five days. if you need me, toss a rock into the fuckin' desert and I'll whisper in your dreams
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According to the IRC, I'm a low-grade troll. They're probably not wrong.

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If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
-Voltaire.


Mater Lei watched Yuu go, pulling her glove back over her hand as she stepped from the Vault. Her hand, where she'd struck him, was unbruised- unmarked- unreddened; still the same gleaming black masterwork it had always been. It hadn't been much of a blow. Still, he was tougher than he looked.

The beach was empty now. Lei raised the shining orb, and one last time, she clicked the Lock. This time she removed the key.

Malkut received the golden Lock with silent diligence. Lei tossed the Key into the air, and watched Alto take it in a blur. Something else was in the sky.

A jaguar? Headed for the Southern Continent.

"Malkut," said Lei, "construct for us a headquarters on the South. Take what power you need. I'll run a portal between the two, such as to extend our presence into every hemisphere."

Malkut nodded. "Schematics?" Lei smiled.

"No, Malkut. Build whatever you please and make it yours. The South I give to you, and the respite you desire. You've earned it." Malkut nodded.

Lei turned to the sky once more. "Alto, keep an eye on that dem- Alto? Alto." But Alto was already gone. [colour=thistle]Of course he is.[/color]

Well, thought Lei, conjuring a journal as Malkut performed a fifth-dimensional turn and disappeared from view. I think it's time we take stock.

In the distance, Alto met the horizon.



Mater Lei's fingertips brushed the edge of the fern that from swamp and forest grew. Pelegath's life ate Ipeyr's death, each completing the other, a cycle of healing and rot. It was beautiful. A second book appeared, and a stylus marked it down.

Great clarions rose among the trees, whispering their secret words, and for that she conjured a journal also, and the sprites beyond her mimicked the motion of the pen, taking up sticks with which to sketch with threads of light. Trailed by an entourage of little artists, Lei watched the subtle glow of the Ley absorbed by the towering pumpkins she had made, and laughed, and ran into the wood.

All around she felt the scent and taste of life.

Fish leapt from the salt waters and crabs lurked in the fresh; The Pendulum ticked its seconds down at the heart of the forest as one explored the other. An akbaba swallowed the Plume she had slain, and its companions drank the nectar of the Centaur's Tree, beneath which Elizer stood in wonder.

She spread her arms and danced reality into a whirlpool. Into the vortex flew books without number.

In a faraway river valley, the automaton stood, and as tomes and sketches and unwary sprites spun around him, he examined a book in his own code. Malkut looked up into the portal, and snapped it shut with content. He raised his hands, and when he struck the dry rock, it quaked itself to powder; and in its absence he dragged his great white stones, into the cool canyon wall where he would rest.

All this world I shall preserve.



Overhead he saw a flash. Malkut nodded to his brother.

And Alto...

Just watch.

Alto swept across land, sea and air. He passed the plains of the Jaguar, where Onca lay in lush green; He traversed the plateau of Perfection, crossing Pervanon and spinning through the jaws of the Vyer that lurked there and the Goldari beyond. He soared low through the flowers of Aella's field, sweeping up a gale of petals.

Alto curved his flight to meet the isles beyond; he saluted the Turtle and soared with the griffins at their morning hunt. Alto struck with the lightning of the Dragon's volcanic clouds, and fell with the spit of his magma.

Alto penetrated the sea and flew there, chasing the Faliargun and their susurring thoughts. His wings clipped the corals and spilled spores o'er the Islands of Song, that new Clarions may one day haunt there. He returned to land, where his demigod charge had summited a mountain to share his wonder.

And Alto chased golems, scurrying at play across the Plains of Madness, pursuing the joy of the broken mould. Alto chased the horses on their way to Surm, where Death raised his solemn land and carved his people from its stone, and purple grass thrived beyond.

This world- could anything match its splendour?

Nay.

The Avatar crossed from day to night to day, and back to the night, and leapt into it, and broke the light barrier.

Solari roared and cheered him as he passed, bright and blue, dim and dour, lords in service to lords. They cheered him and they praised, for all eyes were turned to the Galaxy's true center, from which he was an emissary; And Alto took a seat with their light and looked down, with them, at the world that was.

The envy of the universe.

Galbar was born.

End of Turn 0


In Godspeed! 8 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
@Kalleth By the way, here's an alternate theme for Cesure.

Guys I found the Dabbles theme.

I'll been swamped with Godspeed and Princess: the Hopeful stuff for the last week, obviously, but we're about to finish turn zero in the former so I'll get back to my collabs and might be able to finish that Phi bigpost over the rest of the week.

Megaposts: not even once.

In Godspeed! 8 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
I aspire to one day be as ballsy as the guy who walked up to the god of gods herself and went "open bobs and vagene plees"


>ballsy

Forget brass balls. Yuu has osmium ovaries.

@LokiLeo789 all jokes aside, make sure to mark the Plains on some or other map. Onca can scent-claim as much land as she wants, but remember that your terraforming abilities are still quite limited at the moment.

I'll start work on End of Turn 0 tonight or tomorrow, and then you'll all have a few decades to work on expanding your biomes.
In Godspeed! 8 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
@LokiLeo789 I just read through your last post.

I propose we rename Aeinwaje 'the litter box'.

@Scarescrow It's not mentioned in the post, but the moment Yuu pulled off her glove, she slapped him with it. Totally canon.

Don't flirt with Mater Lei.
In Godspeed! 8 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay

In Godspeed! 8 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Yuu isn't the most serious character I've ever written, guys.
In Godspeed! 8 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay


Lei returned to the site of the Door to greet whichever new deity had managed to create itself in her absence, yet soon enough found it empty. ...Perhaps nineteen is enough.

With a solemn gaze she raised the golden orb, and with a click of the lock, the Door ceased to be. The beach was only a beach. The horizon was nothing more. The day was bright.

Mater Lei turned and left that place. It was done.

...

...Well, clearly not, she thought, turning in the direction of the sound. A knock?

Lei clicked open the Door and stepped into the Vault. Ah, I see, she thought. A fatality. The figure floated in the well-lit dark of not space, limp. A mortal? No.

Lei reached out to the cadaver and pulled it into reality.

A failed attempt.

The demigod fell onto the wooden floor where the Record had been played, and lay there, unmoving. Lei looked into the Door and saw what happened. Bits, flying, everywhere, pieces of god and man put together with sutures and fallen apart in the void. Power, stripped, evaporating, a world's worth of divine essence leaking from the body, and leaving it as what it was- nothing more and nothing less.

Not a mortal. A young man who had presumed on his ability to be something more, and paid a just price.

Well, thought Lei, nudging the body's slender shoulders with her foot, Maybe 'man' is a bit of a stretch.

There was still some power hanging in the void. Lei leapt for it, gathered up its pieces, and saw that they fit together. With some effort she reassembled them, the last spark of the demigod's power, into a weapon of a sort she hadn't seen for a long time, and had not expected to see again. Despite all the chaos, its magic was still intact, held together against all odds by the will or hubris of the demigod. Perhaps that was his mistake.

With the demon rifle on her back, Mater Lei returned from the depths to where the body lay. Freed of the strain of maintaining a cobbled-together divinity, a little warmth was beginning to re-enter the corpse. She lifted her crook and poked at it like a dead thing.

"...Am I a god?"

Lei flipped her cane and whacked him across the skull with it.

"Owwww!"

"No," she declared. "Absolutely not." The androgyne nursed his aching head.

"Mater Lei," she introduced, extending a hand.

"...Yuu." He took it and rose to his full height, which wasn't much. "I guess..." he looked around. "...I'll try again, then."

"No," she said. "This door is closed. You're the last one in. You may enjoy this new universe however you please."

Yuu looked down for some time. "Ah. ...Thank you." Then, up. "May I have my gun back?"

"No."

"...May I earn my gun back?"

"Maybe."

"..."

"..."

"...How?"

"Entertain me!" said Lei, sweeping her hands into the air with a grandiose shrug. "I'm sure you'll figure something out. In the meanwhile..." She shouldered the rifle and obliterated a nearby Plume. "...I'll take potshots." Lei looked back at him as though he hadn't been there before. "Is there anything else?"

"Can I see you naked?"

Lei shot another Plume, then turned to Yuu with a demon rifle in her arms and said, "I'm sorry, did you say something?"

Yuu leaned in. "I said, 'can I see you naked?'"

Lei looked at him.

"...You know, you had me all ready to be angry, but now I'm just impressed," she said with a slight huff. "No, you may not see me naked. However-" she extended another hand. "-you may remove my glove."

...

Well, thought Yuu, wading out of the Door a few seconds later with a shortbow on his back, slowly realising that he was in an entirely new universe. That was weird.



Lei returned to the site of the Door to greet whichever new deity had managed to create itself in her absence, yet soon enough found it empty. ...Perhaps nineteen is enough.

With a solemn gaze she raised the golden orb, and with a click of the lock, the Door ceased to be. The beach was only a beach. The horizon was nothing more. The day was bright.

Mater Lei turned and left that place. It was done.

...

...Well, clearly not, she thought, turning in the direction of the sound. A knock?

Lei clicked open the Door and stepped into the Vault. Ah, I see, she thought. A fatality. The figure floated in the well-lit dark of not space, limp. A mortal? No.

Lei reached out to the cadaver and pulled it into reality.

A failed attempt.

The demigod fell onto the wooden floor where the Record had been played, and lay there, unmoving. Lei looked into the Door and saw what happened. Bits, flying, everywhere, pieces of god and man put together with sutures and fallen apart in the void. Power, stripped, evaporating, a world's worth of divine essence leaking from the body, and leaving it as what it was- nothing more and nothing less.

Not a mortal. A young man who had presumed on his ability to be something more, and paid a just price.

Well, thought Lei, nudging the body's slender shoulders with her foot, Maybe 'man' is a bit of a stretch.

There was still some power hanging in the void. Lei leapt for it, gathered up its pieces, and saw that they fit together. With some effort she reassembled them, the last spark of the demigod's power, into a weapon of a sort she hadn't seen for a long time, and had not expected to see again. Despite all the chaos, its magic was still intact, held together against all odds by the will or hubris of the demigod. Perhaps that was his mistake.

With the demon rifle on her back, Mater Lei returned from the depths to where the body lay. Freed of the strain of maintaining a cobbled-together divinity, a little warmth was beginning to re-enter the corpse. She lifted her crook and poked at it like a dead thing.

"...Am I a god?"

Lei flipped her cane and whacked him across the skull with it.

"Owwww!"

"No," she declared. "Absolutely not." The androgyne nursed his aching head.

"Mater Lei," she introduced, extending a hand.

"...Yuu." He took it and rose to his full height, which wasn't much. "I guess..." he looked around. "...I'll try again, then."

"No," she said. "This door is closed. You're the last one in. You may enjoy this new universe however you please."

Yuu looked down for some time. "Ah. ...Thank you." Then, up. "May I have my gun back?"

"No."

"...May I earn my gun back?"

"Maybe."

"..."

"..."

"...How?"

"Entertain me!" said Lei, sweeping her hands into the air with a grandiose shrug. "I'm sure you'll figure something out. In the meanwhile..." She shouldered the rifle and obliterated a nearby Plume. "...I'll take potshots." Lei looked back at him as though he hadn't been there before. "Is there anything else?"

"Can I see you naked?"

Lei shot another Plume, then turned to Yuu with a demon rifle in her arms and said, "I'm sorry, did you say something?"

Yuu leaned in. "I said, 'can I see you naked?'"

Lei looked at him.

"...You know, you had me all ready to be angry, but now I'm just impressed," she said with a slight huff. "No, you may not see me naked. However-" she extended another hand. "-you may remove my glove."

...

Well, thought Yuu, wading out of the Door a few seconds later with a shortbow on his back, slowly realising that he was in an entirely new universe. That was weird.


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