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Uh, in English?
You’re standing on, and surrounded by what little remains of the concertgoers.
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STATUS: "One of the great secrets of life. Most people die of a sort of creeping common sense and discover too late that the only things one never regrets are one's mistakes. " -Lord Henry Wotton 11 yrs ago
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You’re standing on, and surrounded by what little remains of the concertgoers.
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Is that what those cool looking sunglasses are telling you?
No, these would be telling me that you’re standing on a highly concentrated patch of carbon residue.
*Lifts the goggles up and they disappear as quickly as they appeared*
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*An ethereal arrow shoots through my heart*
Ow. Okay okay, different subject then!
It’s not you, it’s them.
*Stops and looks at you through the goggles*
Like I said, no way things are organized enough.
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I—er—well—um—... I could be paid! You don't know!
*Coughs*
I am renowned for my high-brow and sophisticated humor, after all.
*Slowly spins myself in a circle, looking around with the goggles on*
You could be paid, for all I know. I just know it’s not by anyone here.
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Hey! It only takes one person to recognize my comedic genius, y'know.
*Looks back at you*
I just mean I doubt you’re getting paid at all.
*A pair of high-tech goggles are summoned into my hands, and I put them on*
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*Shrugs*
Waaaaaay above my pay grade. I'm just the hired entertainment.
I doubt you lot have organized to that degree.
*Fidgets with a device attached to my wrist*
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*Trots behind you*
You think they'll let just anyone look at those?
You guys have security or policies against it?
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There are too many people it could be! Maybe... yeah, no, I got nothing.
*Stands up and walks toward the center of the wreckage, motioning for you to follow me*
That's okay, I'm sure you lot have surveillance systems in place. I'll need to check those out.
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Thaaaaaaat would not really surprise me.
Not sure who that might be?
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Attacked?? Attacked by who?
Whoever of you people were here at the time.
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