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I am still a contractor but now I am self employed.


Oh. Well that stinks. I'm sure it'll all turn out okay though.
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Yes and no… but yes.


Which part is no?
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Noted.


So are you out of a job now?
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Your teeth, yes.

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No.


To me, they’re pretty super hard.
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Gold, lead, aluminum to name a few.


I feel like all those would break my teeth.
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Well, not all metal is hard, but the act of only eating metals was not.


What kind of metal wouldn’t be hard?
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I can and have.

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*scratches my head and groans*
But he’s a good kid. I wouldn’t want to strip him of everything because other people are greedy.


Do you like it? Is it hard? Er, all metal is hard, but, like, was it hard to do?
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What basis would I have?

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I love metals and meat. I can live without veggies though. As a lot of the nutrients I get are from the ores and minerals as well…
*thinks*
I guess you can say they are my veggies.


You can't live on only metals?
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I’m the last per-hmmm
*thinks about it*
I guess going vegetarian for me is like only eating metals and minerals so I guess that makes sense. Well, I don’t know how it’ll be for a human, but I’d assume it’d be difficult for you since you do love your meat foods.

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I saw some job postings and my handler said that I could make good money with it, but failed to mention that they are lazy.
*sighs*
I’m thinking of going with another contracting company.


Hm... Don't you love metals though? I feel like you could do it easy.
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*the recliner leans and kicks up automatically as I lean back on it*


*Between bites*
You know—
*Swallows*
I was thinking about going vegetarian. What do you think?
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