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At the end of the day, God is everyone's bull.
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me the poopy you the pants.
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i relate.
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> I finished making a thing. Is my character good to go?
Your nickname is now 'John'.
I assure you, though, I _can_ see you.
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> > > I think that one line has officially sold her to him, ha.
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> > Wonder what will officially sell Thalia to him.
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> > [How 'bout some oral... hygeine?](http://i.imgur.com/5T79t0h.gifv)
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> oh my god _what is even hapPENING ADADHJAGFHG_
Proper dental care, is what.
> I think that one line has officially sold her to him, ha.
Wonder what will officially sell Thalia to him.
[How 'bout some oral... hygeine?](http://i.imgur.com/5T79t0h.gifv)
Ylisseans and their damn castles... always the extravagant ones, making the most fancy towers and the most lavish ballrooms. It was all a big waste! Ferox had castles too, but at least they served purposes. Good, solid military strong holds. Not these giant wastes of rock! An annoyed haste in his step and a scowl across his features, Lorne prowled the corridors of the castle his company had been stationed at after the crown offered them a sizable sum to fill out the garrison. Never the brightest sword on the rack, he managed to get himself lost within the seemingly never ending corridors. It was really starting to grate on his nerves! He had half a mind to try and chisel his way through one of the walls with his axes when he turned a corner and smacked himself face first into another person.
In truth, he probably should've been thankful that he found someone else. But being stuck in the stone building had gotten him all riled up and despite being smaller than him, the other person nearly made him fall back onto his rear. **"Don't you know how to watch where you're going?"** He grumped angrily, narrowing his eyes towards the odd looking girl with the... one eye. Maybe she _didn't_ know how watch where she was going properly. But, that didn't make him unless irritated over the whole ordeal. Maybe yelling at her would help with that.
> I've think I've caused some kind of freak meme. Everyone male so far has been involved with Marianne in some way. And it all began with Rylan e3e
Lorne has put it in a couple holes before, but never an eye hole.
Skullfuckin' everywhere.
I think I wanna intercept the ham before the pirate and the lil bird get to her. :P
PS, those are your code names now.
Yes. She's a very large ham.
A twisted ham, but a ham.
No but for real I wanna post where is the crew right now. I dun wanna wade through the IC :P
Nah. She's a ham.
> "Ahahhahaha! You're funny! Can I have his fingers too?"
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> Yeah. That's an uphill battle you got there.
Defeating a sandwich only makes it tastier.
> "Are we just learning to punch? When do we get to cut people's feet off?"
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> On a side note, look at all dem quote marks.
I've started a trend. All in a days work.
I'll accept the dark mage as my repayment for my services.
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