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3 yrs ago
Current At the end of the day, God is everyone's bull.
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3 yrs ago
me the poopy you the pants.
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4 yrs ago
i relate.
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> "If he bothers you I would be happy to set him on fire... Or castrate him." So, Naga's Chosen tortures and kills his own men for no reason other than getting comfortable in their own tents? No wonder the the Church has gone on a Crusade. They're sick of him ruining their god's good name!
mfw interacting with Marianne ![enter image description here](http://new4.fjcdn.com/comments/Some+of+the+fiction+i+ve+seen+on+the+internet+could+_9163da9271ab8793469b23a7c51c0259.png "enter image title here")
That was a warmer welcome than I expected from her. Would've been normal, if not for the skinning bit. :P
> > I'm not saying he's gonna sleep nude because you said that now. > > > > But that's exactly what I'm saying. > > ...Thalia makes a note to pitch her tent as far from his as possible. Somewhere by Jacob and Marianne's tents would be ideal. You say that like either of them seeing him naked would deter him. :P
> > He hasn't even taken his pants off, no need to drop your jaw yet. > > She says to please keep his pants on, thanks. :C And she's not sure what that "yet" is about because she has no intention of seeing him pantless ever _OKAY THANK YOU_ I'm not saying he's gonna sleep nude because you said that now. But that's exactly what I'm saying.
> Okay, before I start writing a post, can I please get a general idea of the time of day and general location of the rp at this moment? > > Also... > > > Your nickname is now 'John'. > > > > I assure you, though, I _can_ see you. > > I'm afraid I don't follow... You know... John Cena.. Cinna... 'you can't see me'? The pun has failed.
> > I see a triangle now. > > > > Rylan=The First Friend > > > > Jacob=The Object of Obsession > > > > Lorne=Similar Interests? > > > > Well it's not like it can get worse. I mean it's not another crazy women is going to come and try to hurt Jacob, right? > > (A female looms in the distance possibly the antagonist.) Ooh! Ooh! Can I make an antagonist? One with an eyepatch? > _THALIA IS ABSOLUTELY AGHAST_ He hasn't even taken his pants off, no need to drop your jaw yet.
> Lorne=Similar Interests? Are her interests pillaging, killing, burning and absconding with women?
> "Um, oh. That's...awfully kind of you...I think...??" Until she engages in the traditional first friend neck licking. ![enter image description here](http://38.media.tumblr.com/842125cf014022de2e9e9d12b02e7807/tumblr_mthaml5inf1r2vcn2o1_500.gif "enter image title here")
> "Hmm....I think I might just donate your corpse to a museum I know back in Plegia...heh. It's a voodoo museum." ![enter image description here](http://new1.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/How+did+harry+potter+get+into+it+_8863db83f97f74069c9b0e69478d9db5.gif "enter image title here")
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