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Euh. It's been a hot minute. Things are rather different for me now, and I don't know how that translates to my presence here.
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I don't *think* I'm a bad person. I might be wrong there. I try not to be, even when I screw it up for want of social awareness.
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Harambant, who once went by Harambe, now only recalled in light of what followed.
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RAIN OF SPIDERS (SPIDERS spiders)
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It seems today, that all you see,
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Hello, I am me from the internet. I migrated here from Kongregate's Forum Games Forum, so feel free to look for me there if you wish to follow a career in internet stalking people. (ಠ_ಠ) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
“I really don’t follow how your faith believes its perfectly acceptable to doom 4,000 years plus of sentient beings, on a pre-set path of no escape from sin, just so their descendants can be offered the ‘chance of salvation’ when the god murders its own son.” ~vikaTae
“Don’t be an ass or a pussy, ’lest you get screwed by life. Being a mouth or a hand is somewhat safer, and an eye socket is pretty much sacred in this regard, so always keep a look out.” ~BCLEGENDS
@Enzayne@Roosan@Sarpedon Let's be fair, the Tyranids probably will fuck up literally everything in the galaxy by the time they finish passing through... except maybe the Necrons, since they don't eat those guys. That said, I believe the policy about xenos on a Rogue Trader ship is as follows:
- All humanoid races will be considered - including Abhumans and the like. Those wishing to take part in the role of a Xenos character will need a darned good reason, and a darned good profile, the same going tenfold for those who might wish to role-play as a member of the Astartes. What I do not want are any Necrons, Tyranids, undercover or overt agents of the Inquisition...just use your logic for this one.
- I hope for a larger human-to-alien ration, if this tips too far toward being a Xenoscentric RP then I shall reign it back.
- Just to reiterate an earlier point; no super-human killing machines, characters are to begin anywhere from a complete novice to a veteran or someone who has 'seen things' but no more for the moment. Guard veterans, experienced combatants, and so forth.
So, yes, you two could probably play as an Ork and an Eldar or whatever. The rules say you can, so.
@Guardian Angel Haruki Done. As stated in my post footer, I took a little bit of liberty regarding how Eeeeeeeeeeee's object possession works, for the sake of making the attack actually interesting.
Taking a moment to catch my breath, I look over at Skylar to see if she's alright, catching a glance from her that indicates I shouldn't keep trying to hurt the ghost. I mean, I guess if my gun actually just fires weird heart bullets, then...
'Alright, look, you ghost character,' I begin saying, 'I don't really like you that much, and I think you should stop spewing your fancy words at us-'
ACT -> Mlem
'-blerb,' I abruptly finish, my tongue flipping out of my mouth unexpectedly. Shocked and mildly embarrassed at my faux pas, I quickly cover my mouth... but hey, the ghost stopped talking!
For a couple of seconds, anyway.
♥ - Eeeeeeeeeeee
'mlem mlem ha ha thats so funny youre really funny you human guy hey it sounded like you want something human girl did you want rocks because theres plenty of rocks but i guess you cant pick them up i heard humans are really weak and cant lift things or was it really strong oh i dont know here let me get some rocks for you here ill just-'
And now I move to the nearest rock, and push my body into it, possessing the rock, and then I guess sort of possessing the nearby rocks too but not completely possessing them, like halfway possessing them without unpossessing the rock I'm in, and then I move them over at the humans who wanted the rocks.
'-okay i did it i possessed the rocks here they are here you go im going to give you these rocks theyre going to be awesome rocks-'
♥ - Rodney Colton Smith
Are you kidding me? Now it's throwing ROCKS at us?! I mean, it looks like possessing the rocks actually made them into the same sort of attack as the words, so I suppose I can do the same thing as before, but that's just obnoxious! Lifting my gun again as the rocks approach, I pull the trigger as fast as I can, firing projectiles that split the rocks hang on NO WAIT WHAT WHY DID THEY-
HP: 14/24
An involuntary noise of pain escapes me as one of the split rocks rams straight into my ghost-heart-thing. Of course the rock splits when shot, I can't just be allowed to dodge freely, can I? How unfair to have that happen with no warning... and as everyone knows, fairness is a subset of justice, but I guess at least I know for the rest of this attack, however long it lasts before abruptly vanishing. In the midst of dodging and weaving and shooting, I glance over at Skylar momentarily, who apparently doesn't have to deal with rocks that split when shot, but also has to deal with all the rocks as they come. And they're not all that small. I hope she does alright.
I figured taking a bit of a liberty with how object possession works was okay for this particular attack. One presumes that Eeeeeeeeeeee has an unfortunate tendency to temporarily possess objects to throw them at people a lot, and has inexplicably gotten good at doing it with lots of objects at a time. Anyway, same deal as before, @Guardian Angel Haruki: you go over Skylar's actions during Eeeeeeeeeeee's attack and her turn, and I'll go over what Rodney and Eeeeeeeeeeee do in my next post. That said, I should remind you that Eeeeeeeeeeee's attacks do five damage each, and Skylar's taken two hits already; I assume you want her to live through the fight, and that she's currently only LV 1, so I'd try to not let her get hit more than once.
@Guardian Angel Haruki Waitwaitwait crap crap I meant to post as my characters ages ago. Crap, I'm sorry. If you don't mind waiting a short while longer, I can make my post as them now. Just hold tight a moment...
@Roosan Well, yes, or that. But since he's wandering around the galaxy anyway, he's probably not going to be on his moon very often. It'll probably be spent on, like, obnoxiously expensive thousand-year-old barrel-aged wine instead. Or whisky.
@Roosan That also works just fine, so far as I can see. Those crazy Rogue Traders need reigning back in sometimes, after all, particularly in the area of obnoxious riches.
@Roosan I believe characters are still being accepted, yes. Regarding specific roles, I believe the group might want an Astropath for communication's sake? Maybe a ship pilot too if that area of expertise isn't already taken up by the captain (Jb's NPC). Otherwise, the specific archetypes/roles already filled (with varying degrees of replicability) are an AdMech, a missionary, a Navigator, an Arch-Militant, and a SoB.
@Jbcool I was thinking Harkin could just follow Atella around as her loyal manservant until such time as The Whacko returns to us, but he could also get sacrificed in the name of Slaanesh or what have you, assuming you actually mean that sort of sacrifice. And the thing about sacrificing him is, if Whacko does come back asking why his character got killed off, an argument could reasonably be made that whatever organs Harkin would normally have died of losing - presumably the heart - are in different places to where they're supposed to be because mutation.
Hello, I am me from the internet. I migrated here from Kongregate's Forum Games Forum, so feel free to look for me there if you wish to follow a career in internet stalking people. (ಠ_ಠ) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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“I really don’t follow how your faith believes its perfectly acceptable to doom 4,000 years plus of sentient beings, on a pre-set path of no escape from sin, just so their descendants can be offered the ‘chance of salvation’ when the god murders its own son.”
~vikaTae
“Don’t be an ass or a pussy, ’lest you get screwed by life. Being a mouth or a hand is somewhat safer, and an eye socket is pretty much sacred in this regard, so always keep a look out.”
~BCLEGENDS
<div style="white-space:pre-wrap;">Hello, I am me from the internet. I migrated here from Kongregate's Forum Games Forum, so feel free to look for me there if you wish to follow a career in internet stalking people. (ಠ_ಠ) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)<br><br><a href="https://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/173815-static-tabs-do-not-take-up-internet-bctheentitys-character-links/ooc">A link to some of my past characters, which I need because static tabs do not take up internet.</a><br><br><div class="bb-center"><span class="bb-u">Infamous Quotes From People Who Exist</span></div><br>“I really don’t follow how your faith believes its perfectly acceptable to doom 4,000 years plus of sentient beings, on a pre-set path of no escape from sin, just so their descendants can be offered the ‘chance of salvation’ when the god murders its own son.”<br>~vikaTae<br><br>“Don’t be an ass or a pussy, ’lest you get screwed by life. Being a mouth or a hand is somewhat safer, and an eye socket is pretty much sacred in this regard, so always keep a look out.”<br>~BCLEGENDS</div>
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