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"Me, dogs, and guns 'ave a lot in common. You keep any of t'three 'round and you'll ne'er get robbed and you'll 'ave someone t'cuddle with on cold nights! Ha!"
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9 yrs ago
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"Baton courtesy, service with a smile. :)"
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9 yrs ago
Previous status had a typo I missed, saaaaad.
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9 yrs ago
Up. Town, Fun you up. Uptown-funk-you-up.
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9 yrs ago
Aaaaaannnnnnnnnnnd We're back.
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9 yrs ago
Life is burning down. Activity will falter for a little bit.
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Bio
First, a poem, about my ego -
I'm not just smart guys,
I'm a MENSA,
So healthy I'm made of Polenta,
Not expensive, and, I taste great,
I'll help you lose weight, lames can't hate.
I'm like a boat, the boat's ship-shape,
Wish we could date, i'm so tip-top.
I'm magic and amazing, and I won the Civil War,
Singlehandedly, for the North, so hip hop.
You gotta get me, and, get me,
Then geddit and geddit again,
Get a dozen of me and you'll be buzzin' like a bee hive.
I'm like an ancient demi-god,
You wanna leave me little offerings,
all the mortal imitators gotta go,
I'm hotter than a habanero pepper in a lava flow.
Without me you're lame and afraid,
But now you get laid,
Now you get paid.
I'm better than competitors,
I'm spreading like an epidemic,
and you better get me or you're gonna get AIDS.
:P
I'm not just smart guys,
I'm a MENSA,
So healthy I'm made of Polenta,
Not expensive, and, I taste great,
I'll help you lose weight, lames can't hate.
I'm like a boat, the boat's ship-shape,
Wish we could date, i'm so tip-top.
I'm magic and amazing, and I won the Civil War,
Singlehandedly, for the North, so hip hop.
You gotta get me, and, get me,
Then geddit and geddit again,
Get a dozen of me and you'll be buzzin' like a bee hive.
I'm like an ancient demi-god,
You wanna leave me little offerings,
all the mortal imitators gotta go,
I'm hotter than a habanero pepper in a lava flow.
Without me you're lame and afraid,
But now you get laid,
Now you get paid.
I'm better than competitors,
I'm spreading like an epidemic,
and you better get me or you're gonna get AIDS.
:P
Most Recent Posts
"Me, dogs, and guns 'ave a lot in common. You keep any of t'three 'round and you'll ne'er get robbed and you'll 'ave someone t'cuddle with on cold nights! Ha!"
That awesome moment when you realize that both Draj's betrothed and his peasant girlfriend-ish person are in the same party together! Hahahahah!
Remember you need a pistol, powder, and bullets. Otherwise, you just have a super expensive hammer.
Well, an expensive hammer is still good! Also, i will have proficiency with Tinker tools so I would be able to get my own stuff going as well.
@Ermine So, a total with all my cashed in weapons of 116gold. Nice! I'll see if I can get a pistola then!
@Ermine Okidokie! Nah, I don't want the hexslinger stuff. Going for a simple folk who uses the gun to even the odds against them fancy noble bastards. As for trading in my equipment... I am going to have a crossbow and a long bow. I don't need those either! Can I get money for those too?
@Landaus Five-One You got gobs of help here man. Just ask. I know Har and I can make sheets and stuff in our sleep. Hhaha!
@Ermine OKAY! YES! Then I do have a quick question... If I am rolling a fighter, varient Human so I have a feat right away. Planning on grabbing the Gunsliger feat so I can shoot everything. In my starting equipment I can get 2 martial weapons, do guns count for that? I would like to start off with 2 pistolas.
Was pointed this direction by Harbinger. I do see the full tag but if you happen to want a good ole Battle Master front-line, gunslinging folk hero from a drunken mountain town. I am soooooo fucking down. Eh? EH? XD
@Anndgrim @Polybius @Flagg @POOHEAD189 @Lauder @Heap241 @Zverda @Atrophy @Sypherkhode822 @CreeXLR
MY PEOPLE! There have been updates to the rules! They are in the mechanics and skills section. Go have yourself a look. There are two new skills to cover some gaps and answer some questions that have been raised. If you need to make any edits to your sheets because of the new skills, feel free to.
MY PEOPLE! There have been updates to the rules! They are in the mechanics and skills section. Go have yourself a look. There are two new skills to cover some gaps and answer some questions that have been raised. If you need to make any edits to your sheets because of the new skills, feel free to.
@Polybius Hey man! Just checking to see if you are still around. Lots of stuff is going on and was wondering if Lucien had anything to say. I am going to give you until Sunday then assume that Lucien just has nothing to say and is going to be shuffled along. If I got nothing after a week Lucien is going to get very unlucky in this dangerous world. Just fair warning. :)
@Flagg Hey man. Just trying to get a sense for what you have going on. I stalked you a bit and saw you have internet trouble? Just want to get a hold of you and see what's up. Your character is not in the immediate focus, but, silence for too long is going to result in him getting on the wrong end of a rapier just to make sure we don't over complicate things.
@Flagg Hey man. Just trying to get a sense for what you have going on. I stalked you a bit and saw you have internet trouble? Just want to get a hold of you and see what's up. Your character is not in the immediate focus, but, silence for too long is going to result in him getting on the wrong end of a rapier just to make sure we don't over complicate things.
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